Click click-

Joshua, Erk, Raven, Cormag, and Seth all turned their heads an 80 degree rotation to look behind them at the front door. The knob continued to twist and turn with no luck. Tana was nowhere to be seen.

"I don't want to die yet!" Erk wailed.

They all stared at the door in horror. Whatever was behind it now tried to break down the door. –BAM BAM-

"We have to kill her through the door, before she gets us." Seth said.

It was silent until Erk stood up and said, "Just HOW are we going to do that!"

Tana reappeared in an instant. She placed two very simple pins on the carpet and made them face up with superglue. "It's already taken care of." She said simply before laughing and walking away.

"What'z up with Tana?" asked Raven curiously. But no one answered, they just waited to see what would happen next.

A few more large BAM went on the door, and then they stopped. They heard footsteps walking backwards. Raven started biting his nails. Suddenly, they heard a very large BOOM and CRACK as the door broke down. Back first, RICK came bursting through the door. A large amount of groceries where in his hands. He landed in the exact place where Tana placed her pins.

"Oh, RICK! We thought you were Samara!" Joshua relieved.

Oh, MY GOSH DAMNIT!" RICK was screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Man, sheesh, we were scared from the Dvp thing."

"NO! IT'S NOT THAT!

Joshua looked at him strangely. RICK still hadn't moved out of his position since he rammed through the door.

"Then what's wrong?" They all questioned.

RICK paused before answering, "THERE'S PINS IN MY ASS YOU IDIOTS!"

Raven, Joshua, Erk, and Seth gritted their teeth and ran over to help him up.

"I'm sorry RICK, but I'm afraid you're stuck." Seth said sadly, but you could tell he was about to break out laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M STUCK!" RICK yelled.

"Every time we pull you up, the carpet holds you down." Erk explained.

"Superglue… TANA!" RICK screamed in pain and anger.

RICK calmed down for a few minutes and explained to Cormag as he pulled him forward, "Go… Into my… garage. Look for. Chainsaw. It looks dangerous and …big. Bring it… "

Cormag nodded and ran off with a determined look on his face. Around five minutes later he returned with a massively large chainsaw in his hands. Erk grabbed and tried cutting the carpet without turning it on.

"It's not working!" He panicked.

RICK grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and yelled, "TURN IT ON! PRESS THE RED BUTTON!" He release him and Erk began cutting off the carpet.

They all helped RICK up and pulled the little chunk of carpet attached to pins, off of him. Blood squirted out of two holes he now had like a water fountain. Joshua fainted.

AFTER RICK GETS REPAIRED

"So all of that was Tana's doing?" Seth asked.

RICK nodded solemnly.

"And it's all because of that phone?" Cormag questioned.

RICK answered, "Yep, it's posses whoever answers it with a master prankster."

"And that was not nearly all that she could do?" Raven asked.

RICK nodded.

"How do we get the prankster out of Tana?" Cormag asked.

RICK grinned, "I thought you'd never ask. Smacking her with a Catfish until the spirit comes out will be the revenge I desire for her LOCKING ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE AND PUTTING NEEDLES UP MY A—"

Cormag cut him off, "I understand."

END OF CHAPTER 5

"Man that was so nasty." Erk put a disgusted look on his face.

"Nasty! It hurt!" RICK wailed.

"But you lost a lot of blood, and THAT'S NASTY!"

"IT HURT LIKE CRAP!" RICK turned around and mocked, "It's just that I haven't let you die yet, ask someone like Tana how much it hurts to get killed and then reset again and again?"

Erk squinted his eyes to look at RICK more closely, "You're kidding right?"

RICK said nothing.

Erk, "So that's why she wants to prank you!"

RICK put a hand up to his face, "NO! The prankster will prank all of us until we smack the spirit out of Tana with a catfish!"

"Gosh RICK, what's wrong with you! Why a cat fish?"

"Shut up you dope."