"This
is the most awesomest room ever!" shouted Toni. The 3-hour
flight was very pleasant, and now we were at the hotel room Toni and
me were to share. Bam had booked everyone suites at the most
expensive hotel in Moscow.
"He went all out on this trip...he
has too much money." I joked. Just then there was a knock at the
door. "Come in!" Chris poked his head round the door. "Me
and Bam are heading to the bar, you coming?" "Nah, me and
Pen are going to check the room out and the get some sleep, don't
mind do ya?" Toni said.
"Naw, go ahead. Well, we'll be
in the bar all night if you need is." He was serious. "See
you later." I smiled. He closed the door.
"I can't
believe it!" squealed Toni.
"I know, this is the best."
Toni sat down on the bed. "Bam and Raab. We're in Russia with
Bam and Raab." We talked about how shocked we were, and how cool
and nice they were. We fell asleep after a while.
Later
I woke up and was lying there for a few minutes, just trying to wake
up. The people in the next room must have just come back; I could
hear muffled talking and laughing. The noise died down, and I nearly
fell back asleep. There was a bang...and something else. Is it what I
think it is? Yeah- moaning. Oh god, I don't wanna hear this. But
it's funny. Then I remembered it was two guys. Ew. Ew. Ew. I leaned
over and shook Toni a little. "Toni, wake up." She groaned
and rolled over.
"What time is it?" she mumbled, half
asleep.
"9.15. But listen." There was silence for a bit,
and then the moaning started up again. We started giggling. "Shall
we tell them to quieten down?" Toni said, and went to bang on
the wall. "No, you cant do that!" We looked at each other
and burst out laughing again. "Lets go down to the bar." I
suggested.
"Definitely." We got down there and the guys
waved us over. "There's people having sex in the next room."
was the first thing she said.
"Two men." I pointed
out.
"It was gays? Oh my god ew." Toni was groced out.
Bam and Raab looked at each other. "Weren't DiCo and Dunn in
there though?" Bam said. Chris nodded. They both looked
confused.
"Are you sure they were doing it?" Raab said.
"It sounded like it." Toni blushed. "It did. I heard
it first and told Toni." I could feel myself blushing too. "I
really need a drink"
"Here, have a shot of Sambucca."
suggested Raab as he pushed a glass towards me. "You too Toni."
We did our shots and then ordered more drinks.
"Yo! Bam, what
the fuck are we doing in Russia?" shouted some guy behind us.
Toni and me turned around to find Ryan Dunn and Brandon DiCamillo
(DiCo in this fic) walking towards us. Toni and me looked at each
other and smiled, remembering the moaning. The two guys took a seat
at the table. "I wanted a holiday, anyway what happened to your
shoes?" asked Bam. We were introduced to the 'moaners.
"Hello,
nice to meet ya...Bam I had to take my shoes off, my feet were
killing me," said Ryan. DiCo laughed. "He was moaning, it
sounded sick!" We all burst out laughing. Ryan looked
confused.
"Me and Toni heard you from our room, we thought
people were having sex." I explained.
"Eeew, that's
disgusting!" Now Ryan was groced out. DiCo stopped laughing.
"I
can't believe I'm not good enough for Ryan Dunn." he stated in
dis-belief. "Right guys, lets get to bed, we've got a lot to do
tomorrow." said Bam, as he jumped up out of his seat. "What?
I haven't even had a drink yet, I need beer you know Bam."
complained Ryan.
"Order room service, you can use a phone
right? Actually I'm not so sure about that." with that Bam
walked away. Chris yawned.
"Come on little sis, let's all
get some rest." "I'm not tired yet. Me and Toni are going
to have a few more drinks." I replied. "Oh oh, I'll look
after your sister...if it means getting a few more drinks."
offered Ryan.
"Yeah okay, night guys." said Chris. He
kissed my cheek, got up and left. "I'll get the drinks, I'm nice
like that." said DiCo.
"So..do YOU know why we're in
Russia?" Dunn asked.
"No, sorry. He just randomly
decided to come." Toni shrugged.
"Goddamnit!"
Toni
and I staggered back to the suite at about 5am, the hotel bar had
shut at 12, and so we went into the town.
"Penny! Stop
laughing!" demanded a giggling Toni. "I can't open this
goddamn door." Toni fell on the floor and started
laughing.
"Argrawr!" I turned around to see Ryan
crawling on the floor like an army man towards his suite, with a grin
on his face. DiCo wasn't far behind but he was hopping. In circles.
Toni was just sunk on the floor, giggling. A hotel door opened, and
out came a very tired looking Bam.
"What the fuck are you
doing? You're so loud." "Just trying to get into our
rooms." Toni said innocently. Bam glanced at Ryan on the floor,
and DiCo, still hopping.
"Whatever." he slammed the door
on us. About 10 minutes later I managed to get into our room, and
just crashed out on the bed.
Chris
POV
I woke up to Bam, fucking, jumping on me.
"Oof! Dude.
no." I moaned.
"Come on, we gotta get going, meeting
Jess and that." "Well don't jump on me!" He replied
by, well jumping on me. When he got off I rubbed my eyes and sat up.
I got dressed and shoved my hat on. Style is important. When we were
both ready I got my sister and Toni and we left. Bam had gotten us a
nice limo, which we waited in for Ape and Phil. I sat in- between
Penny and Toni. Ryan, DiCo and Bam were sat on one side, April and
Phil the other.
"Why, did you drink too much last night?"
joked April. "Yeah I did." answered Ryan with a grin. He
looked really pleased with himself.
"So did these two young
ladies here." Bam said, looking at Penny and Toni.
"Well,
I don't do it very often." Toni seemed embarrassed.
"They
wouldn't notice if you did, they'd be drunk too." I told
her. She smiled at me.
We got to this food place and met up with
CKY. I looked at the menu. It wasn't good. It was weird stuff like
sheep eyes. "Ew! There's no way I can eat here!" Bam had
this stupid idea that Phil should eat some, and Bam will reward him.
He fucking agreed. Oh my god. Phil put it to his mouth and Penny and
Toni gagged.
"Dude, that looks so gross." I laughed.
April screamed once again as Phil put those weird looking things in
his mouth. Bam was laughing.
"I can't believe you just did
that!" April said and playfully hit him.
"They're not
that bad." Phil said. Toni shook her head and laughed. "So
gross." she said quietly.
Penny's
POV Today was great; I can't believe we got to meet up with CKY!
After lunch, (a disgusting lunch) we walked around for a bit. We
ended up having a snowball fight. Bam put snow down my top, oh man
that was cold. We saw some street entertainment, it was quite funny.
Toni and I decided to take a nap, seeing as we only got 3 hours sleep
the night before. Toni flopped on the bed. "They must think
we're right old grannies." "Nah, they're nice." I
said. Toni nodded and grinned. "Still like Raab?" I asked
her. She had fancied him for AGES before we even met him. "Hell
yeah! He's lovely." I started teasing her. This time she didn't
find it funny. "Shut up Penny, it's getting really bad. And I
know he wont like me, so..." she moaned.
"You like him
that much?" "Yeah." she sighed. I started going back
to sleep and about 10 minutes later Toni spoke again. "He's so
god dam sexy." Then I heard her scream into her pillow. I
laughed. I was the person that got her into Chris in the first place.
Well, I know who she's gonna be thinking about all night.
We
woke up some time in the middle of the night. I jumped up and walked
to the TV area. Why am I watching TV? It's all in Russian.
I
clicked off the screen and picked up an English magazine off of the
table. Soon after, Toni came out to join me. She jumped over the head
of the sofa and sat next to me.
"I'm sooooo bored." she
moaned.
"Lets see if anyone else is awake. I'm sure one of
them is probably drinking, but awake." I suggested.
"Yeah
alright, lets go."
We
checked all their rooms, everyone but DiCo was asleep. "Deeecooo,
we're bored!" I whined as I flopped down next to him on the
sofa. DiCo put down his magazine and thought for a moment, when he
smiled. "Well, Ape and Phil did ask me to get back at Bam for
making Phil eat those eyes"
"Sounds good." agreed
Toni. "Got anything planned?" "No. I did find a bottle
of what I think is the whipped cream, in the mini fridge thing. "
He smiled. We sat there in silence for a moment.
Then I smiled. "I
think I have an idea. DiCo, bring me the whipped cream."
Toni,
DiCo and I snuck into the suite that Chris and Bam shared. We crept
past Chris over to Bam. "Now what?" whispered Toni.
"Hang
on." I whispered back. "DiCo, get the blanket off him."
DiCo did as he was told and I gently climbed onto the bed. I shook
the can as quietly as I could. Using two fingers, I lifted up the rim
of Bams boxers. Toni and DiCo sniggered.
"ssh!" I urged
them. I put the nozzle of the can where my fingers were and squirted
cream. "I have chocolate sprinkles!" laughed DiCo quietly.
He handed me the little plastic shaker of chocolate sprinkles and I
shook them on the cream. I laughed and climbed back off the bed, and
we left the room.
"Where did you get sprinkles from?" I
asked. DiCo didn't get a chance to answer because we heard Bam
shout, "EW!" The three of us laughed and ran out of the
suite. "Who the fuck did this? It's like a fucking, penis
sundae!" shouted Bam. We ran into DiCo/Ryan's suite and he
locked the door. The three of us leant against the door, laughing.
I
woke up the next day on DiCo's back, in front of the door. Toni was
huddled in the corner. "Well, what freaky threesome happened
here then?" asked Ryan. He looked like he had just woke up. I
pushed myself off of DiCo and sat up.
"Oh, we annoyed Bam,
then must have fallen asleep in front of the door." I answered,
while suppressing a yawn.
"You annoyed Bam? Damn, you've got
a hell day coming." laughed Ryan.
"No! I'm far too
pretty for a hell day, don't you think?" I jokingly
asked.
"We'll let Bam decide that."
