A/N: I know, I know, another RoyEd drabble… This is the last one for a while, though, I think, soooooo… yeah. :sweatdrop: Please read and review!

7. Roy x Ed – Cute Kitty
"Brother?"

"What?" The older Elric brother turned to face Al and found him with a timid, cutesy face upon his shining suit of armor – the signal for Ed to immediately become suspicious. "What is it, Al…?"

Al pushed his two index fingers together and looked up at the crystal blue sky to stall for time. Ed put on his "I am suspicious – fear me!" look and wiggled his eyebrows at Al, who didn't notice. Finally, Al blurted, "I saw this kitty today and it reminded me of you! It was cute."

Ed blinked a couple times. His head tilted onto his shoulder with a creak like a rusty door, and his neck cracked. Ed pushed his head back to a straight position and looked at Al again. "Huh?"

Al put up his hands in front of his face and shook them vigorously, trying to erase any weird thoughts that Ed might be having about him. "I-I'm just relaying a message from Colonel Mustang!" Al shouted nervously. "He called me over this morning and told me to tell you that. He says he loves you!"

"………………………… Oh." Ed scratched his head, searching for something witty to say back to the Colonel. He smiled. "Well, Al, you can tell Mustang that I said 'I saw a dog turd today, and it reminded me of you.' Then you can give him a nice, big hug and tell him, 'I love you too, Roy-chan'."

A/N: A bit OOC, but fun. :sighs: Ah well. :)
Reviewer Responses!

inu's gothic ravyn: Aw, "Bombest Person Ever"? n.n YAY! Thanks; I'm glad you enjoyed these. And the log-in issue has been solved! I forgot I had disabled anonymous reviews… / I coulda sworn I did… Oh well. Thanks again for the reviews!

Mog Knight: I have a soft spot where Armstrong is concerned. I think it's because he and I just might tie in a "Who Has the Larger Ego?" contest. XP But yeah, poor Roy, caught in Armstrong's Hug of Death is just too cute. n.n Anyway, glad you like! Thanks very much for the review that you love writing – keep writing them! XD

Fading Wind: Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever really read anything Roy x Armstrong-flavored either… / Hmmmm… I have read Armstrong x Pinako, and I must say, that one scares me… o.o But yeah, Roy x Ed is definitely better. n.n Teh Hawtness!11!ONE!1 XDDD Thanks for the review!

Mint Pizza Queen: XD I just figured when I wrote this "Ya know, these are my two favorite FMA bishies that are over five feet six inches, so I think I'll pair them up together!" Good, I'm glad you like cute as well as angsty, but I try to have a balance here. Some of these later ones of mine are more angsty. Thanks for the review!

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