#3 Have u got size fat?

Someone knocked on the door and Ryan opened it. It was Raab. I glanced at Toni, she looked happy. "Bam keeps going on about getting revenge. You're in for it now." he laughed. Toni did a sarcastic thumbs up sign. "I'll protect you Penny." DiCo said in a weird voice. "What about me?" Toni pouted.
"I'm not a superhero, I can't protect 2 people at once"
No one else offered.
"I'll look after ya, seeing as no one else will." Raab said, putting an arm around her. She's gonna love that. I smiled at Toni, knowing that she was enjoying the attention from my brother.

At breakfast Bam kept looking at me and Toni and shaking his head.
"Aww, is little Bammy upset?" asked Toni. I laughed into my cereal. "You girls are dead." replied Bam.
"DiCo helped us!" Toni pointed out.
"What?" Bam looked at DiCo, shocked. "You helped them? You traitor! You're dead too!" We all laughed at DiCo's very scared expression.
"Yo!" someone shouted at the main entrance.
"Aww fuck no!" shouted Bam.
"What's going on?" I questioned, while looking at the group, confused.
"I think its Vito turned up." laughed Raab.
Toni and I spun round in our seats, and saw Vito and Rake coming into the restaurant area. Toni and I looked at each other. Vito was extremely annoying and Rake was just plain weird, so neither of us were happy.
Toni and I were quiet for the rest of breakfast. Bam and the guys went to sort out a room for Rake and Vito. April and Phil went to explore the town, so Toni and I played cards in our suite until the guys were done.
"I can't believe they turned up! I thought we were going to have a nice, QUIET time." moaned Toni.
"Yeah, I know how you feel, let's just hope they're not always loud and annoying." I replied.
"Yeah...hope...Oh gosh damnit! Why have you only got one card left? Have you got a queen?" asked Toni.
"No, Rakes downstairs, go fish." Our game was interrupted by a knock at the door.
"Come in!" we said at the same time. Raab then strutted in, which made Toni and I laugh. "We're done now girlies. We're just gonna head into town and see what happens." "OKAY!" I smiled, jumped up and ran out of the room, leaving Toni to clear up the cards.

Toni's POV
I bent down to start picking up cards, when Raab came over to help me. Oh my god, I'm alone with Raab!
"Why were you two quiet at breakfast?" he asked.
"Oh, we don't like Vito that much." I was picking up cards slowly so I would have more time to talk to Raab.
"I don't like him much either"
I had to turn away from him to pick up some other cards, and I thought I could feel him watching me. When I turned back he was just picking up cards with a goofy (cute) grin on his face. I smiled and shook my head.

Penny's POV I ran out of the room hoping to give Raab and Toni time to talk, I thought it would make Toni happy. Instead of waiting for the lift, I ran down the stairs into the main lobby. Although I didn't realise I was about to run into Ryan, who went crashing into a luggage trolley behind him. The guys and I cracked up.
"I'm so sorry Ryan, I didn't see you there." I said, in- between laughs.
"Haha, I've never seen Random Hero fly before!" laughed Bam. "What the whzadly doodly bubbha!" shouted Vito, as he waddled over to us. I leant to DiCo, who was stood to my right, and whispered,
"What the hell did he say?" DiCo sniggered, "I have no idea!" "Calm down Vito! We were just making Ryan fly...oooh, making Ryan fly! I have an idea." exclaimed Bam. Ryan sat up in the midst of the luggage. "Oh hell no." Bam turned to Rake, who was on my left. "Call Glomb! We need him here, now." ordered Bam, who was smiling evilly. I turned to DiCo.
"This sounds like it's gonna be fun." DiCo laughed. Rake went to help pick up luggage with Ryan, and Bam came over to DiCo and me. "Where'd your brother get to?" he asked. "Dunno." I replied. "Does it really matter? He'll be here in a minute anyways...I think"
Bam smiled. "Naw it does matter, I mean, with him around I couldn't do this." Bam quickly grabbed me and picked me up. threw me over his shoulder and ran outside of the hotel.
"What the hell! DiCo, you're supposed to protect me!" I screamed, as I tried to get Bam to let go of me. Bam began to laugh like a maniac as he ran towards the massive water feature that was just outside the main entrance. "Don't you DA-" I started, but it was too late. He'd thrown me into the fountain, and I was drenched. Thank god I'm wearing a black top!
"Thanks a lot Brandon Cole Margera. These are the only clothes I have at the moment!" I shouted, but it just made him laugh even harder.

Toni's POV We finished picking up the cards and walked back down to the lobby.
"What the whzadly doodly bubbha!" We could hear Vito even from up the corridor, and round the corner. Raab laughed. He had such a cute laugh.
"At least he's here so we can take the piss out of him." he said. "Haha, this is gonna be fun." We turned the corner just in time to see Bam run outside with Penny over his shoulder. Raab walked off and joined Dunn. That was the best 5 minutes of my life. We all started walking outside and saw Bam pointing and laughing at Penny, who was drenched from being thrown into the fountain. It was pretty funny. I heard Raab laughing again. "You jerk!" Penny shouted. She stepped out of the fountain. Suddenly she pushed DiCo in. "Next time protect me!" she joked. I started laughing, and glanced at Raab. He was looking at me too. I only glanced at him though, so I'm not sure. I'm sooooo happy right now! "Ok come on, let's get you some new clothes." Bam offered.

Penny's POV Finally, clothes! We'd been out for hours shopping, mainly mucking around, but it was fun. We'd also seen Chris Pontius in one shop. He was great! And he had invited us all to dinner that night. Toni and I went straight to our suite and got changed; I had been wearing some of Raab's clothes and DiCo's jacket. As we were walking out of the suite, someone, a very naked someone came out of our bathroom.
"Holy shit!" Toni said, but I was already out of the room and on the trail for Bam. I waltzed into his suite and glared at him as he read a book. Toni stormed in after me.
"Tim Glomb? Tim fucking Glomb!" she said. Bam started laughing. "I don't wanna be stuck with duck tape man!" "He's always naked." I added. "Like right now." Bam laughed even harder.
"Oooh you just wait Margera, you just wait." Toni jokingly threatened.
"Why, what are you gonna do about it?" "I'll think of something." "I'll get you first." Bam said,
"I have someone protecting me actually." She sounded so smug. "Yeah that's me!" We heard Raab shout from another room. Bam rolled his eyes. "He'll just sleep through everything." Raab came walking in and Bam grinned at him. Raab stopped moving.
"What"
"Nothing." Raab looked confused and just shrugged. He went and sat by Toni (ooh). Haha, my brother is so un-obvious.

Toni's POV We were now at dinner with Penny, Bam, Raab, DiCo, Ape, Phil, Rake, Vito, Pontius and his girlfriend. Chris actually chose a nice restaurant.
Ryan wasn't there. Vito got kicked out for being too loud. It was kinda embarrassing. Not long after that Bam and Raab went off somewhere.
I kinda missed Raab. He didn't see DiCo pissing Rake off. It was hilarious. He kept shoving the mustard pot under Rake's nose and stuff, and he put spoonfuls of mustard on Rake's dinner. He got so angry, I couldn't stop laughing. Penny started joining in, her and DiCo together is actually really funny. They should go out.
"Aargh!" "What the hell is that?" shouted April. Everyone in the restaurant ran outside to where the sound came from. Our group pushed passed everyone else; we knew it had something to do with Bam. We stood in the street and looked around, when we saw a huge crane. Then something flew past infront of us. It only took a second to realise it was Random Hero! A long rope was tied to him and the crane, so he was swinging, meant to be flying as he was posing like a super hero. He was also wearing a lime green and yellow super hero outfit. It was so funny! I could hear Raab laughing from the top of the crane. "Random Hero is screaming like a little girl." laughed Penny, who was leaning on DiCo to stay up.

Penny's POV
Pontius and his girlfriend came back to our hotel. We all sat in the bar getting drunk. "That's the funniest thing I ever saw!" I commented to Ryan about the flying. "It was great"
Ryan laughed. "It was embarrassing. And it hurt"
"Aww, poor ickle Ryan." I said as I hugged him. He hugged me back and I rested my head on his shoulder.
"I'm glad someone cares."

The next day I woke up before everyone else. I didn't know what to do so I decided to go get a newspaper. I'm sure they sell English ones somewhere. I completely forgot about Glomb staying in our TV area and tripped on him. "Ah shit!" I moaned as I pulled myself off him.
Unfortunately for me he woke. I mean, I don't mind him, but he sleeps naked.
"Glomb, put it away!" I shouted, as I diverted my eyes. He just laughed. "Fine, I'll get dressed, but wait a minute for me." "Fine, fine."

Glomb walked with me to find a newspaper, which I didn't mind, he was actually really funny.
"When you guys heading home?" he asked.
"Two, three days." "Cool, cool." he replied. "So, you have a thing for Dunn, ay." He looked at me with a smile and a cocked eyebrow.
"No! I mean...he's alright, I just don't like him like that." I answered.
"Ahh, sorry, it's just you two were very friendly last night." "That was the drink, definitely the drink." I laughed. "Oy! There aint nothing wrong with that man!" said Glomb, in a very camp accent. When we returned, no one was up yet. "Those guys suck!" complained Glomb. I nodded in agreement.

Our last few days in Russia flew by. Ryan got free drinks wherever he went, because he was in the national paper, after the flying stunt. I was a little upset that I didn't get to spend much time with Raab. The main reason to meet up was so we could get to know each other better and we hadn't really. I guess that was kind of made up by hanging out with his mates, who were all great. Although, you know your mind is getting warped when Glomb naked doesn't bother you anymore, and making a fool of yourself in public is just really funny.
On the plane home Seating: row 1 Toni, me, Raab, Glomb row 2: Bam, Rake, DiCo, Ryan row 3: April, Phil, Vito, stranger.
"Meka inda paperka?" said Ryan, who was trying to get a free drink.
"I do speak English sir." answered the stewardess, who just walked off.
"Rake, get your hair outta my face!" ordered Bam. The flight was pretty much like that the whole way home.
"psst Toni," I whispered. "Do you still like Raab?" "Hell yes!" she shouted. Everyone turned to look at her. She blushed and lowered her head. "Hells yes" she repeated in a whisper. I laughed.
"Good, because I have a plan."