"Argh! HAR HAR! That's right, MONKEYS!" Tana shrieked triumphantly.

Cormag looked sad as he said, "-Sniff- She used to be such a nice little girl…"

Tana started digging into a large trunk and pulled out a Seth hand puppet. "Well, aren't you going to stop me?" she made the puppet say without moving her lips.

Seth looked disturbed.

"YA WE ARE!" RICK yelled incredibly loud. Apparently, he was a little mad about the family reunion earlier.

Just then, everyone grabbed and catfish and lunged at her, except for Joshua. He didn't have a fish. Erk laid a nice whack on Tana and so did about everyone else. RICK's plan was to whack her until the 'nice Tana' told them to stop but now Erk was sensing that something was wrong.

"Hey you guys…" He said quietly. Joshua had vanished. They continued wacking.

"YOU GUYS!" he yelled. The smacking stopped. Before he could say, 'I think something's wrong here.' Seth gasped, "T-t-that's not Tana" he stammered.

Everyone peeked into find an unconscious Joshua in her place. RICK smacked himself with the fish. Suddenly, Tana spun around in her spinning chair a few feet away and mocked,

"Well, you managed to blow five minutes hitting one of your own. I can't really say I'm disappointed…but.."

"That's evil! PURE evil!" RICK shrieked. Tana barely noticed nor cared.

"So?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

RICK paused then yelled, "Huddle!" Everyone except the KO'd Joshua gathered round'.

"Okay, how are we going to stop her RICK?" Erk asked.

"I don't know."

"What d'ya mean YOU DON'T KNOW!"

"Look, why don't YOU think of something for once?"

"YOU'RE the tactician!"

"Slob!"

"Dummy!"

Raven glared at Erk and RICK. He grabbed his fish and smacked them both, Really hard.

They said nothing.

Cormag suddenly had an idea, "Let's put her to sleep with a sleep staff and then hit her with the fish!"

"That's crazy! So very crazy! So crazy… that it just, might, work!" said Seth happily.

Erk looked disappointed, "No can do, in case you haven't noticed, WE DON'T HAVE ONE!"

Raven Snapped his fingers in delight, "We can seriously fight her with our weapons until she surrenders."

"Perfect!" Seth squealed like an ecstatic little girl.

"No can do. Our tactician over here hasn't trained Tana enough to stand up against one attack from any of the evolved us." Erk mocked.

In the background RICK gritted his teeth and yelled, "I'm working on it!"

Meanwhile Tana looked at a small pocket watch laughed and said, "30 more seconds. MAN, YALL SUCK!"

Cormag said, "Okay, this is just embarrassing, let's just split up and try to—"

Seth couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't stand to have a simple but world threatening mission like this to be so close into failing because of a stupid argument. He ran over to the evil Tana and said,

"Can we please have the old Tana back and can you not turn everyone on this planet into monkeys?"

She smiled an actual smile-smile, "Why, sure." She answered politely, "And right on time too."

Everyone screeched, "WHAT DA FUCK!"

RICK looked the most mad, "Where the hell's the prank in that!"

"Yall are pissed right?"

"Well… YEA!"

She smiled sweetly, "Well there's the beauty in that!" She started laughing manically.

"Fine." RICK shrugged as he walked towards her, "don't move then."

Tana grabbed his arm and stopped him, "But promise me you'll watch my two great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandsons for me."

"Wha? W-why!" RICK looked confused.

"Just promise me RICK"

"I promise." And then it was over, he hit her with the fish and pretty soon the old Tana was back.

END OF CHAPTER 7

"What the hell do you mean it's over!" Erk yelled furiously.

"Dude, Dude chill, peace. It SO, is not over, just give me a chance to fill the folks in on what's happening to Eirika and the others while I think of more twists for us." Said RICK happily.

Erk was totally calm now, "So what will happen to us in a few chapters?"

RICK answered, "Oh, it turns out that Tana's evil possessor's two sons love talk-shows and real survival shows, and we have to baby sit them on those shows and we'll get to learn more embarrassing dirt on all of us, but that's not important right now. One the next chapter we'll find what happens to Eirika and the others while we're away. Can she really survive without Seth's aid?"

Erk looked away and said, "Weird twists…"