#4 Have You Got Size Fat?

"How the hell did you get us all rooms at the Ritz?" shouted a very excited Ape, "you know you don't always have to spend so much money"
Bam laughed and stepped into the hotel elevator, we all followed. "I didn't pay for the rooms, MTv did." he said, "I have a meeting with them before we start the next season, and I wanted to stay here"
The elevator suddenly jutted up quickly, throwing Vito into me.
"To-Toni, HELP ME!" I whimpered.
"Vito get your fat arse off of her! You're killing her!" laughed DiCo.
"what? what?" asked Vito, he got off of me and turned around, "oh, its Penny, I thought it was a cushion on the wall"
The elevator door pinged open and every one filed out laughing, apart from me. I could hardly breathe, but the nice bellboy helped me out.
"You alright?" asked a concerned DiCo.
"Yeah...Yeah I'm fine thanks", I smiled at him, "hey Bam hurry up and give us the goddamn keys! I need a shower, I feel un-clean!"

After my shower I sat in the T.V. area with Toni.
"I cant believe the smarmy little bitch got these rooms for free!" said Toni with a smile, " I wish I had connections like that"
"me too!" I agreed. I looked around the room, "this place is snazzy!" Then neither of us said anything for a while. "Its weird not having Glomb around to fill the silence"
"yeah" agreed Toni, "lets go find him and tell him he can stay with us instead of Vito, as long has he promises to wear clothes at all possible times"
"yeah alright." we both got up to go to the door, "is Glomb becoming our new best friend, I mean we didn't like him at the beginning"
"maybe" shrugged Toni.

ff to the next day/I I was laying in bed with my eyes shut, still half asleep, when I heard some one, or many some ones enter my room.
"Sshh, you'll wake her up" I recognised the voice as Bam's.
"She'll kill you." whispered Toni.
"I don't care, she did it to Me." answered Bam.
Now I was fully awake, but I still kept my eyes shut. Luckily I had listened to DiCo's advice that he had given me the other day.
Never go to bed with out protection/I So, I hid a small power stun gun under my pillow. Haha sucks to be you Bam! I felt the bed sink and the covers move down a bit, so I moved my arm in my 'sleep' to under the pillow. Just as I heard bam shake the can, I whipped out the stun gun and got him in the arm. He squealed and fell of the bed.
I looked around the room, every one apart from Ape, Phil and Vito were there, and they were all laughing.
I turned to Toni, "don't you be laughing you traitor! You just wait until you fall asleep." She looked scared and I laughed evilly.
Bam recovered quickly and jumped on to the bed, careful not to sit too close to me, "so what we gonna do today?... You Girlies know anywhere good"
"oooo, lets go to china town for lunch!" I replied "yeah then on to Covent Gardens!" added Toni

ff to at the tube station/I "hey Raab go see where Leister Square is on the tube map over there, I'm not sure what line we need." I ordered. Raab walked off to the map, "can he read?" I asked to no one in particular, "Toni go with him just in case" She was more than happy to oblige.
Once Raab and Toni were out of site, I said, "RUN!" The Guys laughed and we ran quickly for the exit. Well apart from Phil and Vito who just waddled quickly.

Raabs PoV
We finally found Leister Square on the tube map. It took a while; some one else should have done it. Toni and I walked over to where the guys should have been, but they weren't there. Oh great. Toni was looking at me confused.
"They're not round the corner are they"
I looked around, "no, they've ran off"
"we can't phone them either, no phone signal. Where do you think they went"
I shrugged. "No idea, but I'm not spending the day looking for them, where'd you wanna go"
Toni thought for as moment. "erm... Camden?" she asked.
"Sure" I didn't care where we went; it was cool just to hang out with her. We walked to the right platform and got on the train. Toni rested her head in her hand and she looked kinda worried. She was really quiet too.
"Are you okay?" I asked. She shook her head.
" I hate going on the tube, I don't know why though. I just get really tense, but you're never on it for long, so"
"oh ok. We only have two more stops." I pointed out. She nodded and smiled, she had a cute smile.

We got to Camden and it was pretty cool. It weren't that busy either. I was getting to know Toni quite well now, she was really funny. I could have a laugh with her. She kept tripping up and nearly falling over, HaHa.
We went to a shop and I ended up buying another hat. Toni got a CKY T-shirt and some other stuff that I can't remember. We got back on the tube again and we decided to head to China town. We ended up going to a lot of places, and of course the Japanese Centre. It was quite crowed after that.

Toni's PoV
Omg, Omg, Omg. I'm spending the day with Raab. This is great. He's a really nice guy. I was a bit embarrassed when I told him that I was afraid of going on the tube but he was really nice about it.
Actually, at one point it got really crowded so he held my hand. I'm not annoyed at every one else for running off, I'm actually glad they did it.
Raab is so lovely. He just...wow. He brought me lunch then we went for a walk through the park. I linked arms with him and then we just talked about random stuff. It was nice. Then the BEST THING EVER happened.
He suddenly jumped on me and we fell over, he had his arms around me. We stopped laughing, but he didn't let go of me. We just laid there, cuddling, him stroking my hair. This is the happiest I've been in my whole life!

Raab's PoV
I just felt like cuddling Toni. I really liked her, she was... wow. We fell on the floor laughing, but I didn't want to let go of her. This felt so good; I really wanted to be with her. OH SHIT- jessi! My, um... Girlfriend. Oops. I'm such a jerk.
"I think we should get back to the hotel room now." I said, and stood up. Toni got up slowly and brushed her self down.

Toni's PoV
Raab just got up suddenly. Did I do something wrong? On the way back he seemed really off with me. I'm so confused.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Nothing" muttered Raab.
We got back to the hotel and Raab just stormed of to his room. Did he even like me at all? I sighed and walked into my room.
Penny was sitting on the sofa reading a magazine. When she heard me she looked up and grinned.
"How was your day with Raab?" she asked. I flopped down on the couch.
"Confusing"
Penny put her magazine down, "what happened"
I told her about how well we were getting on and what happened in the park. How it felt and that I thought he wanted to be with me too, then how all of a sudden his mood just changed. How he didn't say a word all the way to the hotel.
"It was so awkward"
"That's weird. I can talk to him about it, if you would like. I could do it tomorrow, I mean he is my brother and I do need to spend time with him." Suggested Penny.
I thought for a moment. "yeah... I just need to know why he acted like he did, or I can't relax. Thank you!"

Penny's PoV What Penny and the Guys got up to
We ran out of the tube station and didn't stop until we got to a corner. We all just burst out laughing. You better thank me for this Toni
"why'd you do that?" asked Bam.
"Just to see what happens" I shrugged.
"What we gonna do now?" asked DiCo.
"Well I'd like to see Buckingham Palace, do you know how to get their Penny?" asked April.
"Err, yeah but only from Piccadilly Circus." I answered.
"Well that's settled then." said Bam as he clapped his hands together, "Now we just have to wait for Vito and Phil to catch up"
We all turned to see them going as fast as the could up the street, it was amusing.

Out side Buckingham Palace
"Oh, isn't it magnificent." sighed April.
"Oh, yeah. A real bundle of fun!" replied Bam sarcastically.
"Ape, you can go look inside if you want. There's a tour called the 'stately rooms', you just head up the left side, over there see." I suggested.
"Ooo, come one Phil." ordered April, "I'll see you look later. And BEHAVE YOURSELVES"
We were all stood next to the water features out side of the Palace just as the changing of the guard took place.
"What the hell are they doing?" asked Ryan.
"The changing of the guard." answered rake.
Bam turned to Rake, "how do you know that"
"I read it on a sign over there." answered Rake.
Bam hit him "CKY crew are NOT allowed to read! Its dangerous"
I was laughing a Rake.
"Why do you always laugh at me"
I just shrugged.
"Hey guys, where's Vito?" asked Ryan who was looking around.
"Where could he have waddled to now?" asked Bam, who seemed a bit pissed.
"A food place?" suggested Glomb with a shrug. The guys returned to me, "err, well there's some food stall in ST. James Park, that's right over there.

We split into two teams to search for Vito. Me, DiCo and Ryan made team one and bam, Rake and Glomb made team two.
My team had no luck finding Vito, although we weren't really trying. We decided to take a 'break' and ended sitting by the lido (cold, open air, swimming in a pond thing)
"How the hell could we loose Vito?" asked Ryan "I know, its like loosing the moon." smiled DiCo I laughed, wow, I really laugh a lot. DiCo looked at me and smiled.
"Gimmie! Gimmie!" --- shouts from a distance.
"Here comes Vito." I sighed "yup the grounds shaking." added DiCo.
We watched as team two lured Vito up the side of the lido by walking in front of him with food.
"Hmm." muttered Ryan "Watcha Thinkin'?" I asked.
Ryan turned to smiled me maliciously; "I'm getting my own back on Bam." he jumped up and walked over to the approaching team 2.
I looked at DiCo and sighed, "he's going to push Bam in the lido isn't he"
Dico laughed and got up, "more than likely" he held out his hand to help me up.
As we walked over to team two we saw Ryan try to push Bam from behind, but Bam just moved out of the way and Ryan went crashing into Rake, and they both fell into the lido.
DiCo and me just fell on the floor with laughter. Especially when Rake popped up in the water, looking like a sea hag.

Penny's PoV, but its the next day when she goes to spend time with Raab
When Raab answered the door he seemed really happy, I walked straight in.
"so... Toni told me about what happened yesterday." I said damn I shouldn't have just come straight out with it. A HI Raab would have been much better
Raab instantly looked pissed off, slammed the door and angrily flopped into the couch. He just started at a space on the wall.
I slowly sat down next to him, "are you going to tell me why"
He sighed and looked at his socks, "I already have a girlfriend." he admitted shamefully.
"Oh no. Why did you act all flirty and stuff with Toni in the first place?" I sounded a bit stressy, but who cares, this is my best friend he was using.
"'Cos I forgot, OKAY!" he shouted.
"You forgot you had a girlfriend?" I said, unconvinced.
"Yeah, stupid isn't it?" he sounded sad as he spoke, "I just... I like Toni so much, and I forgot about everything when I was with her. She was all I could think about. But I still love Jessi. I think. I just cant do that to her. I mean what if I break up with jessi for Toni and then things don't work out? Damn it, this is so hard!" he explained.
"That is hard." I leant on my brother and hugged him, "I'm sorry Raab I didn't mean to shout... I don't think Toni, no; Toni would never want to break you two up. But it's your decision. You have to do what you FEEL is best"
We stayed like that for awhile, both in our own little worlds.
"I really don't know what to do." sighed Raab.
"Lets think about this later, I mean we're brother and sister and yet we haven't hung out yet, I feel like I barely know you. I mean I didn't even know you had a girlfriend"
"huh, yeah your right" agreed Raab.
Raab and I went out around London, just talking and drinking coffee. We talked about a lot of things, but I mainly asked questions about our family.
He was a nice guy, it sucked that Toni couldn't be with him.
When we got back the hotel we found out that bam had gotten tickets back to West Chester, and the plane left the next day! Talk about short notice!
"And you two are coming with us!" Bam, a very excited Bam, told us (Toni and I.
"cool, and why you so happy about this?" I was suspicious of Bams happy mood.
"Cos it mean I have more people to torture!" he laughed evilly and left went to his room.
I shook my head and sighed "okay, well me and Toni better pack, see you at dinner Raab"
"yeah same, see ya"
Toni and I where half way through packing when Toni released she should phone her parents to explain what was going on.

Raab's PoV
we're going back to Westchester and I have no time to talk to Toni. She's going to find out about jessi, this is seriously going to suck.
I really don't know what to do! Jessi and me have been together nearly two years, and this could go somewhere. Where as I've only had feelings for Toni for a few days and known her for about a week, it could go nowhere.
Jessi or Toni? Jessi or Toni? Jessi or - Fuck this. I was so angry I punched the wall. I stormed out of my room and went for a drink.