A/N: This drabble kind of tests my "K+" rating… I know I'll have to change it once another drabble of mine comes along… :nervous laughter: So anyway, this drabble's pairing was something I originally made up (though it's probably been done before) but a friend of mine suggested I do a drabble on it. So I did. And here it is. Please review!

9. Roy x Lust – Stalker

"I've had my eye on you for a while, Colonel."

Roy stared into the receiver of the phone he had just picked up. The voice on the other end was unrecognizable, but it was sultry, soft, and made the growth between his legs tingle and shudder. "Who is this?" he asked breathlessly.

There was a sigh. She wasn't sure she wanted to tell him… What would the Colonel Roy Mustang, a mortal human, think of her, a homunculi, Lust? The more she thought about it, the more absurd she found the situation. Hah. Human and a homunculi. It'll never work… Why did I even pick up the phone?

Gluttony was at her side, as usual, tugging on her arm and begging, "Can I eat him? Oh, pleeeease, can I eat him? Pretty please?" Lust smacked Gluttony's hand away and whispered back into the phone:

"My name…" Lust hesitated. "My name is not important."

Roy was silent on the other end. He couldn't resist the allure of mysterious, sexy woman, especially when they teased him like this. He looked around his empty office. No one there; the coast was clear. His lips were so close to the receiver that Lust could hear him breathing, could feel his increased heart rate, as he said, "That's okay. Meet me in my office tonight, ten-thirty. It's—"

"I know where it is," Lust said. "I've been watching you for some time now, or didn't I already say that?"

A bead of sweat trickled down the side of Roy's face. There was nothing sexier to him than a nameless female stalker.

"Oh, by the way," whispered Lust. "I'm a homunculi." She hung up the phone.

Roy rewrote his train of thought. There is nothing sexier than a stalking, nameless homunculi… Damn…

Reviewer Responses!

Fading Wind: The first time I ever saw FMA, the first pairing that came to mind was Ed x Al. :sweatdrop: Roy x Ed, I think, was second… oo; Heh, I don't really like any main character anime girls. I don't like Kagome from Inuyasha or Keiko from Yu Yu Hakusho or Akane from Ranma ½. Though the masochistic side of me writes stuff with pairings I dislike, just to see if I can do it. Thanks for the review!

inu's gothic ravyn: Oh, you're too nice to me. :blush: I know, yessss, Winry – dumped. :smiles triumphantly: hee hee. Thanks very much for the review!

Mog Knight: O.O :eye twitch: I can't stand Ed x Winry (but Al x Winry is definitely worse, in my opinion – poor Al:weeps:). I've been known to be hated for my lack of respect for canonistic pairings… / But yes, thank you very much for the review!

Mint Pizza Queen: Lol, irony! That's so spooky when things that are written about in fanfics actually happen. I know it's happened to me before, but I can't think of any specific examples… : ( To add on to the rest of your review – "Poor Al because he was asked!" :sweatdrop: Oops, is that being biased against Winry? I guess it is… I'll be quiet now… Thanks for the review!

MetalWingAlchemist: I'm glad you like my work. "Trix" was one of my favorites, too. :) I'll see if I can get around to reading your fic! Thanks for the review!

nadisrad: The Armstrong x Roy thing was just because I love pairing up favorite characters of mine. Though FMA is one of those few animes where I love just about everybody (except for Winry… / And Envy 'cuz he's scary, but I guess I like him okay…), so there are plenty of opportunities for weird pairings! Anyway, thanks for the review! Glad you liked!

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