Aye Aye, it's chapter 10 and around here is the part where I thank my reviewers. Yall ROCK! K-Gforever, Lemurian-Girl, and 'me' thank you for the support.

And I don't own Fire Emblem, just RICK. I can't believe I haven't said that before.

RICK took cordless phone and threw it at Colm. Colm dodged and laughed, in a crazy sort of way.

"You think THAT will stop me? Give up!" Colm chuckled.

"Never, why don't YOU give up! I'm your tactician, and I'm way smarter than you!" RICK mocked.

"You may be, but I'm an idiot! A very strong idiot! So what does that make you! And everyone knows you'll only get through life if you're strong!" Colm paused,

"Just forget that… What I mean is… You've switched the off switch and restarted more than you've even pressed the A button!"

RICK gasped, "How the heck do you know that!"

Colm laughed, "EVERYONE's known it! We just didn't tell you so you wouldn't feel bad! We know everything!"

RICK tackled him and yelled, "YOU BASTARD!"

Tana turned around for about two seconds, saw Colm and RICK and said, "Woo, somebody's crazy."

Seth turned as well, "Yep." He agreed.

Neimi cheered, "Oh, YEA BABY! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

Seth gasped.

Neimi stared at Seth and said, "I mean… Sniff…"

Meanwhile, at North Park Mall.

A random checkout clerk threw down his scanner and screamed, "Just buy the fucking store already!"

Nino looked up at Jaffar with such intensity as though begging him to consider it.

"Alright fine…" Jaffar pulled out his wallet, "How much?"

The check out clerk counted all the bunnies, rabbits, cats, dogs, birds, and dangerously extremely poisonous reptiles and said, "two million, five hundred thousand, three hundred dollars, and fifty cents."

Jaffar glared at Knoll who had a sucker in his mouth, grinning.

"It's cherry..." Knoll said happily.

Jaffar had snapped, he pulled out a killing edge and put it to the store clerk's throat, "Look, we're going to take this stuff without any charge okay? It's completely free. GOT IT!"

The clerk nodded and Jaffar grabbed the shopping cart fiercely, "Let's go!"

As soon as They left the small store and tried to exit the mall, the clerk began to laugh maniacally. He pushed the security button under the check out counter and laughed.

Jaffar walked over to the large double doors. Suddenly, metal walls came down sealing off their only exit, many windows, and about every store in the mall. Jaffar, Nino, and Knoll were greeted by hundreds of police man.

"Surrender! Er… I mean, Freeze!" one of the police man yelled.

Knoll looked confused, "What'd we do?"

The head police man, as though he was insulted by that answered, "You polluted our water supply and caused millions of people's death!

Knoll asked, "We did?"

Jaffar felt like killing something, "All WE DID WAS STEAL FROM A LAME PET STORE!"

The police man questioned, "Was that a confession?"

Jaffar's left eyebrow was popping up. He pulled out his killing edge and said, "YEA! IT WAS!"

Back at RICK's house

Neimi entered the living room to find Colm and RICK not fighting but dancing.

"What are you doing! I mean… Colm, we need to check his bellybutton remember?"" she yelled fiercely.

Colm apologized, "Sorry Neimi, but this song rocks! Neither one of us to could resist to not rock along! Wooo! What's this song called again RICK?"

"That'd be Switch. It's pretty awesome." He answered simply.

The song ended.

"Oh, I guess it's over…" said Colm.

"Yep… guess so…" said RICK

Colm, "…"

RICK, "…"

Colm jumped to tackle RICK.

RICK jumped to tackle Colm.

Simultaneously they yelled, "YOU BASTARD!

The fight was brutal. RICK ripped out one of Colm's ponytails and Colm pulled RICK up by his long hair and hit him against the lamp. But pretty soon Colm had RICK pinned to the ground and was checking his bellybutton.

Colm laughed as he pulled up RICK's shirt.

Another shirt was under that.

He pulled him again and took off the last.

Another was under that.

Multiply that times five to figure out how many times Colm pulled off RICK's shirts until he found a raccoon which jumped on top of Colm's face.

RICK couldn't stop laughing.

Colm ran back to hit the raccoon while asking, "What the heck? You must be skin and bones under all those shirts!" he threw the raccoon against the wall, "And that raccoon! WHAT IS UP WITH YOU!

RICK stopped laughing to mock, "I thought yall knew everything!"

Colm ran towards him, "But that's just weird!"

RICK laughed again and charged as well.

RICK attacked first with a punch for Colm, who dodged and counter hit with a kick. RICK took this as his chance. He stuck his finger in his mouth and yelled out,

"WET WILLIE!" RICK stuck his finger in Colm's ear.

Colm shrieked in terror and pain, "ARRGGH!"

Colm sat on the floor sadly. RICK stood up triumphantly.

"You… forgot one thing RICK." Colm said, not facing him.

RICK leaned over, "Oh?"

Colm grinned and lifted up RICK's shirt, and said "I'm faster than you!..."

RICK shrieked.

Colm paused. "Uh?" he looked at RICK's normal non-square bellybutton.

"But…?" Colm stammered.

RICK pulled down his shirt angrily and said, "I don't have a square bellybutton! And my name is RICK not Richardson, you retard."

Colm sat on the floor pondering. He looked up at the ceiling and yelled, "WHERE IS RICHARDSON'S SQUARE BELLYBUTTON!"

RICK flinched at the familiar sound, "There's a Richardson's square mall on one-eighty. Your paper must be wack. I'll show you how to get there if—"

Colm cut him off, "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE!"

RICK chuckled, "I had my headphones on remember? I just sorta kinda maybe zoned you out. Now just tell me that you'll promise that we'll NEVER do that fight again if I show you where the mall is."

Colm sighed, "Fine…"

END OF CHAPTER 10

"Why did that stupid paper say Richardson's square bellybutton?" Erk asked.

RICK sighed, "Tana wrote it just to cause us trouble. Which it did!"

Erk looked happier, "Oh… So, I'm hiding in the guest room with Raven and Tana wrote that paper error for them when she was evil! Everything's clear now!"

RICK raised an eyebrow, "Oh? What's the meaning of life?"

Erk narrowed his eyes in annoyance, "Well enough for your crazy world RICK."

RICK laughed, "PAH! That's funny! Tell me, what's going to happen in the next chapter?"

Erk guessed randomly, "If I know you, then you'll probably do something involving Serra and me in the next chapter!"

RICK looked scared, "Wow…"