A/N: This was an omake thing for another fanfic of mine (soon to be posted here on FFN, just be patient) that a friend suggested, and it's just one of those silly "just for the heck of it" drabbles. Please review!

12. Roy x Riza – Eating Out

Roy was looking spiffy. More spiffy than usual, that is. He grinned, checking himself out in the window of a nearby eatery. His teeth were immaculate, polished to a shine thanks to ten minutes of hardcore brushing, and his hair was just right. No need to even pat it down or smooth it out; Roy knew it was perfect.

He was waiting for Riza. They were supposed to be on a date – their first, formal, real date – and Roy was excited. He was wearing his best, most expensive suit he owned - even a tie! His shoes were as polished as his teeth, if not more, and his State Alchemist's watch was a trendy accessory. He looked damn good… if he didn't say so himself.

Just then, he spotted Riza, looking charming in a nice white blouse and dressy business pants. Between both her and Roy, it looked like they were going to a gala night at an opera rather than a restaurant. Roy flashed her one of his stunning smiles as he sauntered up to her and grabbed her around the waist.

"Shall we go in?" he asked. Riza smiled politely back and answered, "Sure. Where are we going?"

Roy's smile faltered a bit. "We're eating here, Riza," he said. "Come on, let's go in."

The bell above the door jingled as the two walked in, hand in hand, Riza completely turned off when she realized that Roy had taken her out to a Burger King.

"Hardcore brushing"… I sound like I'm advertising for some new kind of freaky porno… XDDDD

Reviewer Responses!

TheBlondeWriter: Chyeah, Havoc is awesome. Especially when he's paired with Fuery or Roy or… well, I won't go on because that would be spoiling some other drabbles of mine! o.o Subliminal Message to you: Roy. Is. Awesome. Can you tell I'm an obsessed fangirl:sweatdrop: Heh. Thanks for the review!

Shimmy: Thanks for all the reviews! I loved your "Havok. Yum. XD" review. XD I giggled. Thanks again!

inu's gothic ravyn: Aww, I am le touched. n.n Anyway, if you wanna hear my personal opinion as to what caused the explosion (the point was for the readers to speculate, but this is what I think) was that well, Roy and Ed were doing… yaoi things (you know what I mean), and Ed decided that he felt violated and punched Roy, and that set Roy off, so he blew up the office and burned it… Aaaand… that's my theory. XP Thank you very much for the review!

Fading Wind: Read above Reviewer Response to see my opinion on what happened. n.n Though it is entirely up to the reader to guess what caused it – a lot of my drabbles are kinda like that… Well, not a lot, but some. Anyway, heh, what's wrong with being obsessed with FMA:wears FMA T-shirt, puts FMA manga in FMA bag and attaches FMA keychain to said FMA bag…: It's not weird… :-P EVERY DAY I think of Roy. Roy Roy Roy. He's always on my mind. What a hottie. :le giggle: Envy is a bad bad sin-child for the Hughes ordeal… :sniff: I was thinking about Hughes last night and then I started crying. Good for me. I'm so pathetic… T.T Thanks for the review!

Mint Pizza Queen: Whew! I'm glad I did not disappoint with the "good"-ness. :sweatdrop: I think that is the only Havoc x Fuery drabble I have so far… Hmmm… I don't consider myself a die-hard Havoc x Fuery fan, and I think that other people can write better Havoc x Fuerys than I can, so I just dabble in that little bit there… Ah! I'm rambling! Okay, well, just for you, I am going to give you the link for my friend's fic. It WAS going to be Reader x Gluttony, but she changed it to get more readers so now it's kind of a Reader x Everybody fic. It's still funny though. Okay, since I just figured out FFN doesn't like links, her website is pen name Flower Girl, and the fic's name is "One Perfect Rose". She's the same girl who gives me the ideas for half of these drabbles (including this one! o.o)! Thanks for the review!

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