RICK, still in his bad mood, paused to take a good look at the men before saying, "If you have the same manners as your great great, ten times great fucking grandmother, so help me."

The men chuckled and the first brother said, "Grandma said that you'd cuss a lot. Hmm… Are you… Richardson, perhaps?"

RICK flinched at the name. "So Dick. Can I call you Dick, or Dickhead? I like Dickhead. What are we supposed to do with yall?"

This time the other brother talked. "Grandma wants to reward us for sealing her soul into the phone. So she made you promise to play with us."

The struggling and fighting Erk snorted a laugh. "Aren't you a little old to play?"

The first brother made a loud whistle noise and said, "Go outside Serra."

Surprisingly, she did.

Everyone," Meep…

The first brother laughed. "Now, my real name is Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli. And everyone time you miss pronounce my name, you get electrocuted!"

The second brother said, "And my name is Fudgemonkey. Now let the games begin. The first stop is a couple relationship trivia, let's see how well you all know each other."

Before anyone could object they felt themselves being flung about and finally settled.

The gang awoke to each being placed in a circle of booths. Two in each booth.

Erk found himself strapped in a small chair in the booth labeled, "Married couple". He looked up at his booth mate to find Raven in with him.

Erk puffed out a sigh of relief. "Well, it could have been Serra."

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli, now dressed up as an announcer guy. Cheered out to the audience, "Good morning San Francisco! Welcome to Harsh Relationships!"

RICK screamed out angrily, "I'LL SAY!" for being partnered with Seth in the booth classified as "Engaged couple"

The other announcer guy Fudgemonkey said, "Ooo! It looks like one of our contestants is getting feisty!"

RICK had a look of pure horror on his face, "I'll just pretend I didn't hear that."

The audience laughed.

Fudgemonkey continued his announcement, "Snaps. It seems like we need more players!"

Suddenly Colm, Neimi, Nino, Knoll, and Jaffar, who was about to hit Knoll with a chair appeared. They were soon scrambled too and were placed in booths.

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli walked over to Cormag and Colm.

"Cormag." He began. "What's Colm's shoe size?"

Cormag looked at Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli like he was stupid. "How the heck would I know that?"

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli gave the microphone to Colm. "Well you two should really know these things about each other."

Colm was puzzled and mad. "Why! We've never even supported!"

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli laughed, "And who's fault is that? RICK!"

The audience started throwing tomatoes at RICK.

Fudgemonkey walked over to Erk and Raven.

"So… How long have you two been together?" he asked.

Erk took it the wrong way. "Ever since Chapter 1, RICK got us handcuffed."

The audience threw more tomatoes at RICK.

Raven screamed, "ERK YOU IDIOT!"

It took a few seconds for Erk to get it before he was slamming his face into the wall.

Fudgemonkey walked over to RICK and Seth.

"Seth." He began. "What is RICK's real name?"

This only made RICK mad, "MY NAME IS RICK! THAT IS MY NAME!"

Seth guessed dully, "Richardo?"

Fudgemonkey sighed, "Oh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect."

RICK puffed out a sigh of relief.

Fudgemonkey continued, "His real name is Bertha!" He held up a birth certificate.

RICK yelled, "You changed my birth certificate!"

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli walked over to Knoll and Jaffar.

Knoll was pressed up against his chair as far away from him as possible.

"So… I hear you two are supporting?"

Knoll turned white.

Jaffar got even more angry, "That's absurd! I'm already at A with Nino!"

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli asked, "So… are you cheating on her then?"

Jaffar cut his binding and charged at Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli. But Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli snapped his fingers at the right time and soon everyone was being flown about again.

Fudgemonkey clapped his hands, "Welcome to American Idol!"

The group looked around them in amazement and wonder. They were all on a huge stage complete with an audience. The audience were holding signs that said stuff like, "I luv you Seth!" and "Erk's my Boo!"

Fudgemonkey threw everyone over to some bleachers except Raven and Erk. He announced,

"And now a duet by Erk and Raven!"

Erk started to get stage fright, "What duet?" he whispered to Raven.

Raven smirked, "I got it handled. Just follow me."

Raven grabbed the microphone and began, "Guess, who's back…"

Erk copied clueless, "Back again…?"

Raven, "Shady's back…"

Erk "Tell a friend…?"

Raven, "Now everyone board to the dance floor."

Erk, "To the dance floor, to the dance floor."

Raven, "Now everyone board to the dance floor, now stop pajama time."

Raven was happy about Erk's ability to do random stuff in a rap that sounded good.

The audience was happy. Aww… how cute.

The judges, well, judged,

"I loved it man. Rap is so rad, especially when you're doing it together."

"It was nice, I loved it."

"That was pathetic. I hated it."

The audience started throwing stuff at the third judge.

Fudgemonkey clapped his hands, "And now a song by Nino and Tana."

Nino and Tana sang in high pitched voices, "Goodddd Blessss, Ameriiicccaaa! Land where I'm not frrrrrooom! Stand beeessside herrr and gguiiiddde heeerr! Through the night with a light from aboooove! Stttaa-"

They were cut off as Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli looked up at all the shattered lights, "It's too dangerous for you two to continue."

They sighed and walked off.

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli snapped his fingers and replaced the lights.

Fudgemonkey announced, "And now a song by Jaffar!"

Jaffar nervously walked up on stage, dragging his feet. He put the microphone to his mouth.

"…"

The audience started screaming in delight.

Jaffar cocked his head, "….."

The judges even got up and started dancing. "What a song!"

Jaffar didn't hear anything, "….?"

RICK got up and started dancing, "That's like pimpin' awesome!"

The whole FE group got up from their seats and started jamming.

Jaffar continued, "…. …. ……."

Everyone was jumping up and dancing like there was no tomorrow.

END OF CHAPTER 12

"What is up with that?" Erk asked.

RICK cocked his head, "Hmm?"

"Those men could do anything. What are they names… Fudgemonkey and Sir Dingli somethan… ARRGGHH!" Erk was electrocuted.

RICK laughed. "The goodness of a copy button."

Erk flicked off a piece of his dead-fried flesh, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

RICK smirked, "When dealing with evil maniacs who can do anything, it's good to remember their names, or at least save it in to your computer."

Erk sighed, "Pah…"