Erk tossed a nickel up in the air. He was in his own American Idol cast room with Raven and Seth. He sat up and pulled out a bandana. He said,
"C'mon Raven. I have to go to the bathroom, take the blindfold and put it on tightly this time."
Raven put on a scowl, disgusted. Seth asked out of nowhere, "Do you know where I can find some water? I'm thirsty."
Erk stuck his tongue at him, "Some guy brought over a bunch of bottles of some liquid, drink that."
Seth picked up a bottle of what read, 'Bud Light'. He popped the top and gulped down the stuff.
Cormag sat nervously in his room rocking back and forth. Knoll was in a fetal position shaking. RICK was lying on the couch, going through a bag of candy brought by a handyman a few minutes ago.
"Why ya' so nervous?" RICK asked. He popped a Jolly Rancher into his mouth.
Cormag looked at him suspiciously, "Who says I'm nervous?"
RICK laughed and eyed a blue raspberry Jolly Rancher before hitting it away, "The narrator, of course." He quoted, "'Cormag sat nervously in his room'"
Cormag sighed, "I get nervous in front of so many people."
RICK said, "Don't forget about the millions of others watching it on television."
Cormga glared at him, "Well thanks a lot RICK."
RICK opened another Jolly Rancher, "It's what I do. Now C'mon, let's go mess with Knoll and Jaffar. It will make you feel better, it's fun."
Erk exited the bathroom with Raven. He found none other than Seth on the couch, many empty bottles around him.
Erk's brow lifted, "You must have been thirsty."
Seth smirked, "You know it! Now, go get me some M&Ms, and I demand that you remove the brown ones!"
Erk puzzled, retorted, "Well, I demand you do it yourself!"
Seth hiccupped, "I hate brown, and I hate you!"
Erk laughed, "Nice comeback!"
Seth cocked his head, "Who are you?"
"What the…?"
"Where's my M&Ms!"
This time Raven was confused, "Something isn't right… Seth, what's your favorite song?"
Seth raised his arms in the air, "I love Gwen Steffani man! This SHIT is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Erk snatched the blindfold and was using it for his own use, to cover his eyes. Raven grabbed the blindfold from Erk and ripped it up,
"Erk, we have to stop him! He's on the coffee table shakin' his thang!"
Seth danced up on coffee table singing, "A few times I've been around that track So it's not just goin' to happen like that 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl, I ain't no holla back girl!
Erk slowly opened his eyes, "Shakin' his what?"
He looked up at Seth.
Erk screamed, "OH GOD!" and hid behind the couch.
Raven stood his ground, they were handcuffed after all. Finally Raven leaned over to one side and Erk started being pulled up.
Erk struggled and tried but failed miserably, "That is so not fair!" he yelled.
Raven looked at him like he was stupid, "What's not fair about it?" Suddenly, a pair of pants fell onto his head. Raven gasped.
Erk felt two under shirts being thrown on top of his head, "It smells like something died in here!" he screamed.
Raven lifted the pants off his head. He heard the door open, then slam close.
"E-e-rk! I think Seth left, in the NUDE!"
Erk grinned, "Good, than he can bother someone else, but he needs to take his clothes… Oh, shit."
Erk ran into the door, "Damnit! Open!"
Raven sighed, "Excuse me Erk, let me do it."
Knoll lifted up his head, "W-what's that!"
They all listened to what seemed like loud thumpings on the wall.
RICK listened peculiarly, "Yep, sounds like Morse code."
Cormag, puzzled asked, "What?"
RICK said, "I learned it in Tacticians Camp." He translated the thumpings slowly, "Too… Bad we're… not… in… the same… room…Knoll?"
Knoll puffed out a sigh, "Oh, it not something to worr—"
RICK cut him off, "Love… Jaffar." He started laughing.
Knoll started screaming and running around.
RICK asked Cormag, "Do you want to mess with them now?"
Cormag got up, "Sure."
They walked over to the wall where the sounds came from. RICK thought for a second, then grabbed Cormag's arm and used it to make thumps of his own.
When he was finished Cormag asked,
"What did you say?"
RICK was cracking up, "Nino's a hot, sexy, bitch."
Cormag started laughing too, "Oh, that's good."
Suddenly, Jaffar stopped using the hilt of his sword to make the sounds, but the blade itself.
Cormag stepped back quickly. RICK did the same but stayed a little close to find out the translations. The blade started poking through the wall.
RICK translated, "Knoll… I'm going to stab, cook, boil, slice, strangle, murder, …"
RICK stopped and Knoll nearly fainted again.
RICK continued, "Nope he changed his mind. Knoll… I'm going to kill you… VERY painfully."
RICK chuckled, "Emphasis on the very."
Cormag was laughing too, a sight for only people to see once or twice in their lives.
RICK asked, "Feel Better?"
Cormag said simply, "Yep."
Nino sat in her cast room with Tana, Serra, and Neimi all reading magazines.
"Get's a nose job? What's a nose job?"
Serra sighed, like it was obvious, "It's a job for your nose, duh."
Tana was laughing to herself when she heard a weird noise, "What's that?"
Neimi asked, "What noise?"
Tana shushed them all. They soon heard, "Ooo… This my shit! This my shit!" Then mad laughter.
Tana said, "That noise."
Serra showed them 'the hand', "Well somebody check. And by somebody, I mean not me."
Neimi walked toward the door, "Wait, is that Erk I hear?"
Serra threw down the magazine she was just reading and ran out the door. In front of her was a very naked dancing Seth. She cocked her head. Then, she saw Erk running down the hallway and ran over and tackled him.
Erk fell with an, "Arrgh!" So Raven decided that it was up to him to stop Seth before the girls saw anything… strange.
All the girls walked out. "What's going on?" the asked. They all each saw the drunk naked Seth.
Tana cocked her head, "So that's what it looks like."
Raven sighed, "Too late…"
END OF CHAPTER 13
Erk was laughing, "Oh, that's good! 'So that's what it looks like.' My goodness!"
RICK looked up from his papers, "Yep."
Erk was still laughing, "Oh, and Knoll! That was a great way to help Cormag out!"
RICK said, "Yep."
Erk stopped laughing, "Okay, at least by now you're agreeing with me! What's going on?"
RICK paused, "Trying to think of stuff for the others to do at Six Flags."
Erk asked, "So is that what's going to happen in the next chapter?"
RICK smirked, "That and you'll are going back on the stage, somebody has to be the American Idol. Either was though, Jaffar's releasing a CD."
