A/N: Well, I managed to confuse most of you. Though some of you did come close. The closest was Mint Pizza Queen with her Theory Number 2. So therefore, she gets to choose the next pairing and/or theme for the next drabble! Congrats, Mint Pizza Queen! Anyway, here is what REALLY happened:

Roy is officially insane. Ed is just a delusion. He doesn't exist, but since Roy is crazy and just longing for love, his brain has created someone for him to love. His mind has created Ed, a figment of of Roy's imagination that is the image of everything Roy wants in his life. But since Ed is imaginary, only Roy can see him, and that's why the military makes fun of him. Get it now:-P Hah. Enjoy this drabble. Please review!

14. Riza x Al – Kitty

There was music playing in Lieutenant Hawkeye's room when Al ventured down the hall to go visit her. Some kind of Spanish dance tune, Al figured. Funny; he never really pegged Lieutenant Hawkeye as a dancing kind of person. Then again, he had never pegged his own brother as the kind of guy who would fall for his own assassin, Scar, either. Anything was possible.

Which was why he was about to knock on Lieutenant Hawkeye's door in the first place. Earlier that morning, he had gone to ask the Colonel if he had any advice. Mustang had sat at his desk, chin in hand, pondering his answer to Al's question. But not before he had had a good laugh first.

"You got a special lady, eh, Alphonse?" Roy had teased, smiling oddly. Apparently Roy hadn't realized that Al's "special lady" was Hawkeye. Al tilted his head down, and Roy spun around in his chair. "Hmmm," he said. "Well, I haven't been having much luck in getting girls lately, but it's an honor you've come to me for advice."

"I figured Brother wouldn't be very good at it since he fell in love with a man."

Roy laughed. "Why don't you get her a gift?" he suggested.

Al had taken Colonel Mustang's advice. All it took was a step outside Central, and Al had found the perfect present. Later, a trip to Lieutenant Ross's office provided him with the pink ribbon, and then Al was done. He had the best gift he could ever give Riza Hawkeye.

Al was still paused at the door, the Spanish dance song escaping through the cracks in the door. He knocked, and Hawkeye opened the door.

"Alphonse?"

Al brought out his present from behind his back. "I got you this kitty. And I named her Riza because I love you."

Too lazy to do reviewer responses… sorry – next time, I promise!

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