Fudgemonkey walked in. He stopped in front of Drunk Seth, the awe struck girls, the pinned downed Erk, and Raven.

"What in Grandma's good name is going on!" he asked.

Erk, fighting the pouncing Serra could only think of saying, "It's not what it looks like! What...ever it looks like."

Fudgemonkey asked again, "What are you doing?"

Raven waltzed over and lifted up Seth, dragging Erk along with him.

Raven said, "Seth got drunk, merely that."

Fudgemonkey soon found himself smiling, "Good, then he'll be the first act."

Everyone shrieked out, "WHAT!" And found themselves being flung about and back on the stage of American Idol. Even the people in their rooms.

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli announced, "Welcome back to American Idol! Last week we were blown away by Jaffar's amazing song '…'! Let's see if the others can even compete with that!"

Fudgemonkey threw Seth onstage. Seth didn't even need an introduction and he showed no signs getting stage fright.

He began, screaming more than singing, "Uh huh,this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this! A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no holla back girl
I ain't no holla back girl!"

The fans cheered him on, it seemed that some of the people from the bar were there.

After the song was over Fudgemonkey was smacking himself on the head for unknown reasons.

"Okay… Gve it up for RICk and Cormag!"

RICk and Cormag walked on stage grinning from ear to ear. RICK grabbed the microphone and gave it to Cormag, who announced, "Uhh… Instead of singing a song we felt like showing you audience just how everyone else is acting… behind the scenes."

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli stroked his beard, "Hmm… I think we'll enjoy this."

By RICk's remote a large wide screen television turned on behind them. The video started with Cormag in a tux.

The video recording said, "Okay. I'm Mr. Cormag here and I'm about to go undercover to see what the stars are really like behind the scenes."

It showed Knoll. The video showed Knoll talking with a voice that you could obviously tell was RICK's, "Jaffar… Hmm… He sure is one clever bastard. I hate him. The only thing good about him is his girlfriend, Nino. She's one hot sexy bitch. She's too good for him with that fiiine ass."

Knoll's eyes nearly flew out of his head.

The whole audience gasped.

Jaffar who was standing in front of Knoll's head turned a complete 180 to make the most evil, diabolical face. So evil, so scary that if I even tried to describe it, this fanfiction would be rated R.

Go figure.

Eliwood and Garcia stood outside of the Texas Giant patiently waiting for Hector and Ross's return.

Eliwood threw up his hands, "Where could they be!"

Garcia sighed, "Ross said they were checking the ride for a warp staff."

Eliwood forced himself to smile, "Yea. I bet they're doing that right now."

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Hector smacked Ross on the back. "Wave your arms in the air like this!"

Ross grinned, "OKAY! WOOO HOOO!"

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Ephraim sighed as he watched his fellow army mates cause havoc around the theme park. His sister like the other females was still dancing with the strange bald man. Suddenly, they stopped. Eirika ran over to him.

They shared a nice hug and she happily said, "We all just each bought 22 season passes!"

He stared dumbfounded, "How, there was a sign that said the prices for one was unaffordable!"

Eirika laughed as to say 'don't be ridiculous', "I used RICK's credit card, but they said something about that we had stolen it from him! And then we gals had a laugh about that!"

Suddenly a bunch of police cars parked in front of the gate at Six Flags.

The police officers came out of it and yelled, "We're looking for who ever just bought those thousands of season passes with Tactican RICK's credit card!"

Eirika looked over to her brother, "I wish Seth were here… So should we run now?"

Ephraim nodded, "Yes… I think we should."

The movie ended with everyone in complete and utter shock. Nino looked disturbed and Jaffar was already throwing many daggers at Knoll, although the FE gang tried their best to keep him from ripping Knoll apart.

Knoll was huddleing in a ball, "I didn't do it I swear!"

Jaffar yelled, "You called Nino a sexy bitch 37 times in that tape!"

RICK nearly screamed out, 'You idiots! It's SO obvious!' if Cormag hadn't covered his mouth and whispered to him, "It's the part of getting away with it. You never confess that you did it."

RICK smirked, "You've done a lot of stuff like this before haven't you?"

Fudgemonkey separated Jaffar and threw him on stage.

Jaffar turned around to glare at Knoll but Fudgemonkey urged him on.

Jaffar sighed and lifted up the microphone. The fans screamed in delight.

He began, "…" he wondered it they would still like it.

The fans were screaming, "JAFFAR WE LOVE YOU!"

He cocked his head. Apparently it worked. He continued dot dotting to the fan's delight.

At the end of the song the fans were cheering, "DIVE DIVE!"

Jaffar cocked his head again, "What?"

Sir Guana haki looki huki chu chubba ding dingli whistled as he walked by and pushed Jaffar into the massive crowd and Jaffar was carried away. Jaffar actually smiled. Knoll fainted

The first judge was clapping his hands, "Jaffar don't need no words, he don't even need no music to be cool!"

"He's so dreamy… And his voice!"

"I actually liked it! And I can't wait for Jaffar's new CD 'Dead Silence' to come out! (-Gingy Mittens)"

END OF CHAPTER 14

Erk asked, "So what crazy show are we bound to next?"

RICK, who looked confused asked, "What do you mean?"

Erk sighed, "Jaffar's too talented. We should just quit."

RICK smirked, "Or give him a reason to quit."

Erk puzzled, "What?"

RICK raised his eyebrows, "You've never heard of sabatoushing for the greater good?"

Erk put a smug look on his face, "You've spent too much time around Cormag haven't you?"

RICK said, "Well, yeah. Anyway, next time Sabatoush in the Studio! HowEVER you spell that."