A/N: This is another one of my favorites! n.n Read and review!

18. Roy x Riza – Sprain

"Sir? Can I get you anything?"

Roy moaned on the couch in his room, making as big a scene as he could when Riza Hawkeye walked in. He was dressed down, not wearing his usual military uniform and in his PJs. Ever since he had sprained his wrist, he hadn't bothered to show up for work or even get dressed properly. He preferred to lie on his comfortable couch and mooch off anyone who dared enter his room to pity him.

He liked it best when Riza came in. It was all her fault he sprained his wrist in the first place, and he liked reminding her of that. "Riza, come here," Roy said as Riza flicked the light on. She softly strode over to him on the couch and put her hand on his cheek. "Yes, sir?"

Don't call me sir when I'm not even working… Roy inwardly groaned. I may be your superior, but I'm your friend, too, right? Call me Roy, damn it… Instead, he said, "I'd touch you, Riza, but my wrist… I'm in pain…" He closed his eyes and put on his most pathetic grimace, hoping he looked brave rather than stupid.

"I'm so sorry!" cried Riza, her hand trailing down to Roy's shoulder and giving it a squeeze. "This is all my fault…"

"That's right," coughed Roy pitiably. "If you hadn't made me do so much paperwork, this wouldn't have happened… Oh, it hurts just thinking about paperwork!" He gripped his injured wrist and moaned loudly. Riza leaned closer to Roy's face, the two now touching cheeks. Roy inhaled deeply and could smell her shampoo. He loved her shampoo.

"I'm sorry," Riza apologized again. "Is there anything I can do to make you feel better, sir?"

Roy paused for a moment, pondering about how he should word his plea. He appeared to be reluctant, as if he didn't want to ask too much of Riza when inside he was dying to have just this one thing… Just one thing…

"Yeah," he said after a while. "Will you… kiss me?"

Riza smiled. "Yes… Roy."

Reviewer Responses!

TheBlondeWriter: Thanks! Yeah, I love random object personification too! n.n Althought I did kind of steal the idea off an American Idol forum that was like an RPG, and they did it with the microphone stand… but hey, my idea's better! lol Che, I know what you mean about getting enough suicide crap at school. Well, for me it's not school, but I have a lot of Internet friends, and every now and then one of them gets depressed and freaks the hell out of me, so yeah. But I'm so sorry I don't have very many Havoc-ish drabbles! I will definitely write more though whenever I get the inspiration. Thanks for the review!

Kari Williams:sniggers: Yep, poor, poor telephone… I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for the review!

MetalWing Alchemist: Angst and humor are my two favorite genres… wait… no, they aren't. Well, no, actually, they're my favorite to READ but my favorite to write are drama and romance. n.n I'd like to read your little stories, but I don't give out my e-mail address online. If you have AIM, you can IM me; I'm RoychansMuffin. n.n Thanks for the review! I'm glad you liked the drabble!

Mint Pizza Queen: Thank you! I'm quite fond of the "Tales From a Desk Phone" series too if I don't say so myself… Not very often do I write from the POV of inanimate objects! XD Thanks for the review!

Fading Wind:D Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! And I hope you enjoy the next installment of the series, which will be posted up… sometime soon. o.o Thanks for the review!

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