Erk stared dumbfounded at the handcuff on his wrist. He looked to who was next to him, Raven. Raven wasn't next to him because he wanted to be… next to him, only because they were handcuffed together, again.

Raven looked at Erk this time, "Erk, are you… crying?"

Erk looked up at Raven and said, "No, it's just… I have to go to the bathroom." Erk took a large breath and continued, "And they won't give us a blindfold!"

Raven spun around to look at the screen and said, with a very serious look, "Curse you. Curse you all!"

Meanwhile, Tana was eating in the very dirty cafeteria with Serra, Neimi, and Nino. Serra was the first on to speak, "We're cool, and don't belong here!"

Tana took it as a rebellion, "Yes, let's escape!"

Serra nodded, "And this orange SO does not match the pure-pinkiness of my hair."

Neimi at that instant glared at Serra with such intensity, "You're kidding right? My hair has SO much more pink!" She paused to grab a napkin, "I mean… sniff."

Serra stood up, "Your hair may, sort of look pink." She took the gruel-like thing in her bowl and dumped it on Neimi's head, and spread it all over her hair. "But it certainly doesn't now!"

The whole cafeteria was in silence for a moment. "Food fight!" someone yelled, and pretty soon the place was in utter chaos.

Tana was under the table whimpering and Nino was hiding behind the trash can for dear life. Neimi and Serra however, we've on top of the tables firing potato-loaded potato guns at each other.

Every time they'd fire, the force of the gun would push them a foot back. It looked rather dangerous.

Nino thought she was safe from getting fooo-d. The happy go-lucky Nino in her head kept telling her that she was safe. And Nino believed it. The fool.

Nino suddenly felt a warm feeling on her spin, then on her hands, and face. She spun around. Some one just poured peach cobbler all over her. She looked at her orangey hands and a reflection of her orangey face. She screamed. That did it.

Nino took the cooking pot of the cobbler and smacked the dude who poured it on her. She jumped on the table and shoved the potato guns out of Serra and Neimi's hands. To silence them she bent the hard plastic with her bare hands.

"Now will everyone just shut the FUCK UP!" Nino screamed. The whole cafeteria was silenced.

Neimi said under her breath, "Pah, poser."

Nino spun around and glared straight at Neimi, "What'd you just say about me bitch!"

Neimi sighed, "Uhh… sniff?"

The left side of Nino's mouth was continually popped up. Nino tackled Neimi and yelled, "Shut up with that sniff shit!"

The other people in the cafeteria went back to fighting and Serra sighed as she picked up the bent-but-still-useable potato gun.

"Well that did a lot." Serra said to herself before pulling out a flashlight. "But a least Nino has joined the dark side now." She turned the light on below her chin, "MWA HA HA!"

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Knoll paced back and forth, "He keeps on sending me telepathic death threats!"

Knoll vaguly remembered the last few messages. Anyway they'd usually sound like this:

Dear Knoll,

I'm coming to kill you now. And nothing that you say will change that.

Even if you say that you never called Nino a sexy bitch, me a clever bastard, or trapped me in that net, and that it was all Erk, RICK, Raven, and Cormag being mean to you.

I won't believe you, so don't try.

Eggs

Bacon (Yes LOTS of bacon!)

Cheese

Milk

Muffins, or M00fins, whatever they have.

Ignore that. That was just a mental shopping list, I'll pick you up some cheese for you, you like cheese right? You better not be lactose intolerant.

I'll kill you extraly if you are. Yes extraly, you must be laughing you're ass off right now, I'll kill you extraly for that too.

And by extraly I mean making you watch Nino pick out clothes right before I kill you. (It's worse that her picking out puppies. She'll constantly ask YOU to try stuff on for her. And when I mean stuff, I mean mini skirts. HA!)

Don't die before I kill you. Or I'll kill you.

Love,

Jaffar

Knoll stopped pacing, "Oh snaps, I'm allergic to cheese!"

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Erk entered the cafeteria to find Serra stirring a chunky pink liquid and Tana, Neimi and Nino mopping the floor… Erk's stomach was growling and he was very thirsty so he pulled Raven along. RICK, Cormag, Colm, and half-drunk Seth followed.

Erk stopped and began to leave, "Whatever Serra cook's worse than poison, just a warning. If you merely get constipated, it'll be more than you should have gotten."

Raven tried to stop him and said, "But that's the only edible thing in here!"

RICK had to pipe in, "Actually we all are edible too, but that's called Cannibalism!"

Raven narrowed his eyes, "Thanks for the fact. Anyway, it can't be THAT bad!"

Erk gave the others an Antitoxin and strode off with Raven.

RICK tossed the single jug of Antitoxin over his shoulder and let it break, "We won't need it."

Twenty minutes later…

Cormag and the others were desperately trying to lick the Antitoxin that was left on the floor.

RICK yelled desperately, "Damnit! It's evaporating!"

Colm shrieked, "Hurry, inhale the air!"

Cormag snatched a mop from the supply closet and began wiping his mouth with it.

Serra put her hands on her hips, "My cooking isn't that bad!"

Nino laughed, "That's a laugh. You're cooking taste worse than shit. And if you hadn't been so jealous of Neimi's more pink-ish hair, we wouldn't have to help out with this damn cafeteria."

Serra's brain took a while to take in what Nino had just said. She remembered when Nino was a cute little girl who would never cuss in her whole life. What, the, crap. "So are you saying my hair isn't pinker!"

Nino rolled her eyes, "You know it, dumbass!"

RICK and co. watched Serra and Nino tackled and beat the snot out of each other while Neimi stood and laughed.

They decided on going to their cells than deal with that.

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RICK and the others found Erk sitting on their bed that swapped out on nights, arguing.

Erk rolled his eyes, "It's my turn to sleep on the bed tonight! You take the floor!"

Raven stuck his tongue out at him, "But the floor is so cold!"

Erk said, "Do you want to make this fanfiction rated R! We're handcuffed, stupid."

That shut up Raven.

RICK looked away and continued wiping his tongue with tissues.

Suddenly out of what seemed no where, a yell was heard. Cormag rose from his bed and asked, "What was that?"

Colm was no where to be seen. RICK walked slowly into the small bathroom in their jail cell. He looked down at Colm and nearly ripped out his hair. He saw about 4/5 of Colm leaning over the toilet. The other fifth, his head, was in it.

RICK looked up at ceiling, "You've got to be kidding me."

END OF CHAPTER 18

Erk raised an eyebrow and looked at RICK, "Why DO you hate Knoll anyway?"

RICK slowly put down the papers that used to be blocking his face, "Why do you ask?"

Erk said, "I didn't the reviewers did."

RICK's face suddenly lit up, "Well, that's different. It started a while ago on the 'Valter Evil, Garsh I hate it so Much' level."

Erk raised another eyebrow.

RICK glared, "Yes, I actually made it that far. Anyway, it took a few tries--and don't give me that smug look Erk. I finally beat Valter and let Cormag have his revenge. Cormag ROX! So there's one tincy, wincy little dude left and I decided to let Knoll handle it. I thought he was cool back then and I just got him on that level."

RICK paused to grit his teeth angrily, "But… He just had to die! By the LAST FREAKIN' PERSON ON THE LEVEL! THEY GOT A CRETICAL ON HIM! So that's why I hate him."

Erk finally said, breathless for words, "Oookay…then."

RICK sighed, "Anyway, Next chapter Colm getting his head stuck in the toilet will actually have a purpose. Wow. It will lead to our escape! Yay!"