A/N: This idea was provided by Mint Pizza Queen. :D Thank you, MPQ! Enjoy the drabble as much as you possibly can… o.o

20. Gluttony x Food - Donut

It's disgusting, the way he eats. The big oaf has probably never heard of a fork and spoon, and even if he did, why would he bother using them when he could just shove his food – his prey - into his mouth whole?

Today he ate a couple of twelve-year-old boys unfortunate enough to stumble into his "pit-covered-with-leaves" trap. He sets that trap just for that purpose. He calls it his "feeding the hungry donations box". If he were to ever be full, he'd need a gigantic landfill filled to the brim with people and other foodstuffs; Gluttony is always hungry.

When I forbade him from devouring a woman's body earlier this afternoon, he then tried to eat Envy. Envy knocked him out, but when he awoke, his stomach was growling so obnoxiously and loudly, and Gluttony's gluttony was becoming ravenous. So I ended up feeding him a donut.

He hasn't stopped nuzzling that donut yet. It's 8:30 at night; I gave him that donut at 4:05.

This is just sick. I gave that donut to him to eat. Despite his namesake, he doesn't seem to want to eat that thing. He has powdered sugar and frosting all over his face, hands, and neck now…

"Be mine forever," he whispers to the donut. "Be my sticky, gooey, sugary, delicious slave of love…"

I left the room shortly after that. But I swear I heard the donut moan in reply…

Reviewer Responses!

MetalWing Alchemist: Thanks! Of course Riza and Ed make a good pairing! Just about anybody x Ed makes a good pairing to me… Same with Roy. Everybody goes with Roy… XDD Thanks for the review!

Fading wind: I'm glad you liked that sentence. I just think it would be so like Ed to break everything in Riza's house. He is a bit… er… reckless and clumsy, yes? n.n Oh well, the upside to that is that Ed's an alchemist and can fix everything he breaks. :D And if you want to know, in my opinion, why Ed drank his milk, it's because Riza always nagged on him for it, and then finally, one day, out of his TRUE LOVE for her, he drinks it. And that's my version of why he did it, but you're welcome to come up with whatever reason you like! Thanks for the review!

Kari Williams: It's amazing what the love of a first lieutenant will do to our dearest Edo-kun. Thanks for the review!

Raging Inferno: Why, thank you! n.n Glad you liked it. Well, ya know, love does things to people… Ed + love drunk milk, I guess… Oo Thanks for the review!

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