CHAPTER 20

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In a men restroom stall, Hector roughly removed his armor. He took out the bag full of clothes that Hector asked Legault to steal from a store called 'Attitudes'. He opened the bag and gaped for awhile.

In the bag was a tiny tube top with 'Playboy' written on it in glitter, a much larger full shirt with the words 'I'm blonde and I'm proud!' written on it, black baggy jeans, and a glittery miniskirt.

Hector pulled out the "I'm blonde and I'm proud!" shirt and black baggy pants. He chuckled slightly and threw the bag with the other clothes over to the next stall, where Ross was.

Ross yelled, "I'm supposed to wear this!"

Hector tried not to laugh, "That's all the clothes that Legault got."

Ross, still yelling, "But my dad can recognize me anyway! And I look like a girl!"

Hector grinned, "Perfect, I have a wig that you can wear to finish the look."

Hector's armor had already rusted to the point where he could barely move and they were on the run from angry Garcia and Eliwood so, the decided to change clothes as a disguise.

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Legault, Guy, and Mathew were in line for Judge Roy Scream. When it was finally their turn to get on, Legault went to put their weapons in the item holding-place and have a word with the engineer.

Legault showed the man a piece of gold that he recently received from Hector, "Will this be enough?" he asked.

The engineer looked at him strangely, "This is a free—"

Legault cut him off, "I know it's not much. Fine, you drive a hard bargain… Two gold pieces to get on the ride!"

The engineer sighed but smirked and took the gold.

As the cart slowly made it up the first drop, Guy spoke out, "Umm… I need to go to the bathroom."

Mathew spun around to face him, "Why?"

Guy nearly hit him, "What do you think!"

Mathew babbled for a decent explanation, "Well, yeah, I knew—that. B-but… You're just scared! You're too chicken for this ride!"

Guy stuck his tongue out at him, "I get sea sick and heights make me need to use the bathroom!"

Mathew rolled his eyes, "Yeah, riiight…"

Legault sighed as he tried to tune out the argument of Guy and Mathew. He stuck his head out of the cart to get a look at just how big the first drop was. Bad mistake. His bandana got caught on the pole connected to the sign above them.

Legault gripped onto the bandana with one arm and the cart with the other like his life depended on it. Cause, it kinda did. The whole rollercoaster cart stopped.

Guy yelled out to the now-being-stretched-out Legault, "Let go of the bandana!"

Legault screamed, "Never! It's my favorite one! I've never taken it off!"

Mathew yelled, "Either the bandana or your life!"

Legault thought for a little while, "Umm…"

Mathew shrieked fiercely, "LEGAULT!"

Legault sighed and released on the bandana and jumped back into the cart. He looked almost naked with out his bandana.

Mathew's eyes widened to the size of what seemed like dinner plates but didn't say anything.

Guy put a hand up to his face, "Oh, my, gosh."

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Serra stopped crawling for the fifth time, "Okay, I cannot take the smell any longer!"

Everyone groaned.

Neimi shot, "Well I cannot take starring at your ass any longer!"

Tana didn't say anything.

Seth cried out, "My batteries are dead!" He smacked his CD player and then frowned.

RICK said randomly, "I hate monkeys."

Erk and Raven said simultaneously, "I hate being chained to this idiot."

Cormag said, "This sewer doesn't smell as bad as when I pushed my brother's wyvern into a meat grinder."

Everyone stopped and looked at Cormag.

RICK cocked his head, "Da' Fuck? It smelled that bad?"

Cormag nodded, and everyone shrugged and continued forward, now thankful that the sewer doesn't smell as bad a chopped up wyvern would.

Serra yelled happily, "Liiighttt!" when she saw light at the end of the tunnel. Everyone jumped up and ran outside rather quickly.

It was only a matter of when they were soon handcuffed again.

RICK couldn't take it anymore, "Isn't there some way we can just pay our way out of here!" he asked the policeman.

The police man looked at him and said, "Yes, there is actually. But it might be a little expensive…"

RICK shrugged, "I'll pay any amount to never go into that sewer again." He showed the officer his credit card.

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Hector felt very strange in his new clothes. A lot of people had given him dirty looks and said things like, "You're not blonde!" Of course, they were right. He was a blue.

Ross put on a fake girly smile. Eliwood or Garcia would never recognize him, if they didn't have more than have a brain.

Garcia stopped Ross and caught him by the wrist. "Umm.. excuse me Miss, we're looking for…" Garcia stopped.

Ross tried not to sound suspicious, "Who are you looking for?"

Garcia pulled off Ross's wig, "We're looking for you!"

Ross sighed, "Aww, man!"

Ross looked over to Hector who was holding his hands over his face as Eliwood glared at him.

Hector said humbly, "Just ride one ride with us and you'll understand why we liked it so much!"

Eliwood agreed, because he was rather curious. So they boarded onto the Flashback.

When it was over, Eliwood and Garcia had just about forgotten about their little argument from before.

When they went to pick up their items from the holding place, Eliwood was horror-struck. "It's not here!" he said.

Hector asked, "What's not here?"

Eliwood answered sadly, "My horse…"

Hector was confused, "All the horses died in Chapter 11! Don't tell me you kept the bones!"

Eliwood nodded gravely, "I just felt so naked without it…"

Ross entered the conversation, "You evolved on level 1 and "grew" a horse. You messed up all laws of nature!"

Hector sighed, "If it will make you fell better, let's go look for it."

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RICK sat hunched over as he thought about his bill. "Make them pay, we must…"

RICK moved his position, "But some are our friends…"

He answered himself, "No, they betrayed us! Make us in debt!"

Erk said bluntly, "You know we can totally hear you…"

RICK ignored Erk, "Yes, they must pay."

RICK got up. The others waited for him to say something. When he did it was more than weird, it was scary.

"I'm going to call Jaffar to make you SUFFA!" he yelled.

Cormag clapped, "Nice RICK! That's pure evil!"

Erk was dumbfounded, "B-but, Jaffar doesn't even have one of your celly phoney things!"

RICK laughed, again, "He doesn't have to. I have his head on speed dial!"

He dialed number 9 and put his cell phone to his ear.

"It's ringing…" he said.

The others gasped. Raven said, "But Jaffar won't hurt us! Why would he?"

Knoll answered that, "If he THINKS we did anything to him or Nino, he will."

Erk tried to look surprised. "Umm… why aren't we scared that our tactician has gone BESERK!"

Seth, who now isn't drunk, "It's just a mood swing. He gets them a lot." Suddenly everyone witnessed a flash back.

-Flash-

Suddenly Shows RICK on his couch playing FE.

RICK, "Aww, DAMNIT! Reinforcements! Time to Die SETH!"

-End-

Seth nodded, "Yep like that. We just need to wait a few minutes for them to wear off."

Everyone looked back to RICK.

RICK listened to what he heard on the phone:

Hey this is Jaffar thinking and… I am doing something right now or I'm not here. But this is a recording for my head so… how can I NOT be here? Oh, well umm…If you are Knoll or, heck anyone else and leave more than 2 syllables on this machine, I'LL KILL YOU! Umm… please leave and I'll try to get back to you. –beep-

RICK hesitated to leave a message, but did so anyway,

"How can you NOT be there! Seriously! What ARE you doing with Nino? …Don't answer that… But where are you? This is your head! What'd you loose your brain or something? Oh, anyway…

Neimi, Tana, Seth, Erk, Raven, Cormag, Knoll, and Colm have been doing some ba-ad things…

Uhh… I saw them throwing darts at a life size Nino doll! Yeah, and it was all Knoll's idea! Get over here! It's horrible, Knoll's so evil!"

RICK turned off his cell phone and smiled at the others.

END OF CHAPTER 20

Erk stood in disbelief, "Woa, RICK. I never thought of you to be a bad guy!"

RICK exclaimed, "Mood swings I tell you!"

Erk continued, "Weird, I tell you. Are you having one now or somethan'?"

RICK shook his head, "Nope, it's just that. We're almost done with the story!"

Erk put a hand to his face, "No!"

RICK wiped a tear from his eye, "Yes! But… there is going to be a sequel, sort of. Where yall' will have to do some pretty bizarre jobs to pay back all the money yall' owe me."

Erk stopped, "I don't like that part…"

RICK yelled, "DEAL WITH IT!"