Nino turned around and looked at Jaffar, "Huh? What's wrong, Jaffar?"
Jaffar pressed the side of his head, "I have a message in my head. Let me play it… just a sec… There!"
He leaned his head back and RICK's message was played at full blast for all to hear.
Nino was shocked, "What the hell was that about! A life size doll of me!"
Jaffar shrugged, "Uhh… Maybe they're mad at you."
Nino curled Jaffar's hair with her finger, "Will you make them suffer for me?"
Jaffar smiled, "Of course!"
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Guy, Legault, and Mathew got off the Batman ride. Legault went to get his items but soon walked over to Mathew and Guy empty handed.
Legault asked, "Hey, have you seen my pack anywhere?"
Mathew shook his head, "Nope, you put it right over there, and who would steal from a thief?"
Guy nudged Mathew with his elbow, "Mathew, I think someone's following us!"
Mathew raised an eyebrow and his hand gripped his sword, "Who?"
Guy pointed to Legault and shrieked, "Who is he!"
Legault sighed at the loss of his bandana, "I'm not wearing any other bandana until I find my favorite bandana, remember?"
He pulled out a bandana out of his pocket anyway. It was an exact replica of his "favorite bandana".
Legault put the bandana on top of his head instead of putting it on, "It's still me Guy, see?"
Guy smiled, "Hey, Legault!"
Legault smirked and removed it.
Guy's eyes widened, "Who are you!"
Legault's smirk faded, "It's me, Legault…"
Guy didn't buy it, "You look nothing like him!"
Legault sighed again and place the bandana on top of his head for show, "It's still me!"
Guy said, "Oh, Legault… There's this freak stalker around here who claims he's you!"
Legault was shocked, and puzzled. Mathew thought it was rather hilarious.
Legault threw off the bandana fiercely, "See! It's still me!"
Guy screamed, "Who are you!"
(This went on about five more times.)
Legault put the bandana back on his head for the umpteenth time. He was furious, "Okay, I'm Legault! Now, if… I take the bandana…slowly…off… I'm still—"
Guy screamed, "Who are you!"
Legault screamed this time, "OH, THAT'S IT!" and tackled Guy.
Mathew was still laughing his ass off the whole time.
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Ross suddenly was grabbed and pulled away. Eliwood and Hector didn't notice, and Garcia continued 'talking' to Ross, who wasn't really there so, he didn't really notice either.
There stopped at a souvenir shop with a sign that read, 'We have dead horses!"
Hector said sarcastically, "Oh, it CAN'T be here!"
Eliwood nodded and walked forward, "Yes, you're right. Let's keep looking."
Garcia cocked his head. Hector sighed and told Garcia, "Things like this happen a lot."
Garcia nodded, "Oh I bet they do."
Hector sadly pulled Eliwood back over to the front of the souvenir shop.
The walked inside.
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Erk ran around waving his arms rapidly, Raven basically had to too, and wasn't liking it.
Knoll was hyperventilating, "He's coming! He's coming!"
RICK was boasting on how evil he had been, "Once, I took two samples of cookies… instead of one!"
Cormag was amazed, "Very good RICK!"
Erk said to Raven, "What are we supposed to do, wait until Jaffar annihilates us?"
Raven snapped, "It's better than running around waving your arms, screaming 'The British are coming!' like you were doing before, Erk!"
Erk glared at Raven, "If you didn't like what I was doing, you should have said something. It was a very good stress reliever though!"
Raven rolled his eyes, "I did say something but you were too busy being stupid to—"
Knoll snapped his fingers, "Maybe we could make RICK into a 'good' mood swing and then he can call off Jaffar!"
Erk forgot all about his argument with Raven, "That's a great idea but, how?"
Raven said, "Hey! Remember when Ninian made brownies that one time!"
Erk grunted and held his stomach, "Oh man, don't remind me! I was constipated for weeeeeekkkkss!"
Raven made a disgusted face, "Oookay… Well, anyway, RICK was actually happy! I think his favorite food does the trick!"
Knoll grinned, "Perfect! Let's go get some food out of his trunk!"
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Eliwood pointed, "There's my horse!"
Hector followed, "There's my axe!"
Garcia exclaimed, "There's my son!"
They each scurried to find their items. Hector and Eliwood were successful but Garica was too slow. A strange looking man picked up Ross.
"How much can I get for this strangly dressed young feller?"
Fan girls from outside recognized Ross, then ran inside screaming and trampled Garcia. What a coincidence.
Ross tried to scream as manly as he could, it kinda, sorta, failed miserably, "Fan Girls! Oh, No!"
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Knoll pulled the trunk over to where RICK and Cormag were talking. He looked inside the trunk first and muttered, "At least one of these should do the trick."
Knoll held out a cupcake. RICK at first didn't notice it but then brushed it away, "I'm only hungry for one single food in this entire world right now, and a cupcake isn't it." RICK laughed.
Knoll grunted and continued trying. He went through a pizza slice, sandwich, apple, orange, banana, pixie stick, sucker, lettuce, and celery. Finally, Knoll held out a croissant.
RICK eyes widened, "Crissy!" He lunched forward and tackled the croissant out of Knoll's hands. RICK ate it in one bite, "Got any more?" he asked.
Knoll was puzzled, but shook his head.
RICK threw back his head and did some kind of howl. Erk exclaimed,
"Well, that didn't work!"
Jaffar suddenly entered. He pointed at RICK and asked, "What's wrong with him?"
RICK stood up, "Nothing. Just, hungry…"
RICK turned to face Erk, Raven, Cormag, Knoll, and the others. "If you swear to help me pay off the millions of dollars you cost me, I won't sick Jaffar on you."
Jaffar apparently didn't him as he was playing with a Nino doll that said, "I really do like wearing skimpy skirts!" when you pulled a string on her back.
The others didn't hesitate to agree. RICK smirked,
"Good."
END OF CHAPTER 21
Erk fiddled with some knifes, "Hmm…"
RICK asked, "What's wrong? You didn't like the chapter?"
Erk shook his head, "It's not that, it's just that… I have questions… about it."
RICK walked over by Erk, "Lay em' on me."
Erk began, "Well… how come you could sick Jaffar on us?"
RICK answered, "I'm the tactician."
Erk nodded, "Okay… How come the others at Six Flags keep on losing their stuff?"
RICK answered, "Because, the dud that's selling Ross is a freak stalker who steals their stuff and then sells it."
Erk continued, "Is that what's going to happen next chapter?"
RICK nodded, "Yep, along with a lot of randomness from us."
Erk smirked, "Okay, one more question… Is it tiring to remember to capitalize your name in your typing?"
RICK's smile faded, "Shut up."
Erk laughed, "Tell me! I have a croissant!"
RICK sighed, "Fine. Yes, it is. NOW GIVE ME CRISSY!"
RICK tackled the croissant.
