Ross screamed, "Daddy!" as the fan girls tried to snatch him up from the salesman's grasp.

Hector had an idea, obviously these girls had played Fire Emblem before as they were cheering, 'Ross! Ross!'

Hector cleared his throat, "Hey, look it's THE Eliwood!" he pointed at Eliwood and expected the fan girls to charge after Eliwood. When no one did, he was discombobulated.

Eliwood grunted, "Well thanks a lot Hector!"

The fan girls glared at Eliwood, "He's a pansy." One said.

Another nodded and said, "Yeah, he's made me restart SO many levels. I'd just let him die, but nooooo, he HAS to be the main character!"

A younger fan girl walked up to Eliwood and kicked him in the shin. The fan girls looked at Hector.

"But, I've never let you die before Hector!"

The other fan girls nodded and tackled Hector. Garcia snatched his son from the salesman and made a face at him. Eliwood walked over the pile of Hector and some fan girls and walked down the aisles of merchandise probably stolen from at least one person in their party.

Eliwood stopped, "Cool, dolls! Is this Knoll? And this is Erk, and Seth, and Cormag, and RICK, and Tana…"

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RICK's eyes widened, "Eeep!" He slowly turned his head to see Seth behind him.

Seth looked innocent, "I-I couldn't stop myself, I-I didn't mean to—"

RICK gritted his teeth so hard that chips of them were hitting Seth, "Why the hell did you just stick your fingers up my ass!"

Seth babbled, "I-I didn't mean to!"

RICK took the log he was sitting on and tried to slam Seth's head. Seth ran out of the way just in time, screaming.

Erk was scowling, "Why are we hugging?" he asked Raven.

Raven sighed, "I don't know…"

Erk, still scowling, "Why can't we stop?"

Raven sighed again, "I don't know…"

Knoll was running away from Jaffar squealing, "It wasn't me!" Knoll tried to reason with him.

Jaffar stopped and soon so did Knoll, "Okay, I believe you." Jaffar said.

Knoll puffed out a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he couldn't control his body, he went right up and kicked Jaffar in the balls.

Jaffar hunched over yelled, "I SO take that back you bastard!"

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Eliwood laughed, "Oh, these are fun!" He looked at where he put the Erk and Raven dolls hugging. "I like this better." He took the Erk doll and made it hug Serra.

"And this is for keeping me on level one for so long!" He took the RICK doll and made it slam into the wall over and over.

He took the Knoll doll and made it say, "Jaffar, you bite! Eliwood is SO much more handomser, nicer, smarter, manlier, stronger, and way cooler than you'll ever be!"

Eliwood laughed, "Wow, torturing Knoll is fun!"

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Jaffar's eyebrow twitched, "What'd you just say!"

Knoll waved his hands in front of him, "I didn't mean that, I barely know him!"

Suddenly Knoll was taken over again, "And Nino is a sexy bitch!"

Jaffar pulled out his knifes, "I will make you into a HUMAN SHISH CABOB!

Seth stopped running and looked behind him, RICK stopped and slowly floated up wards.

"Seth, if you're doing this I'—" RICK was slammed against a great oak tree.

SLAM! "Mommy--"

SLAM! "I don't like this ride—"

SLAM! "Get me down--!"

SLAM! "Fufufu…"

Erk spat, "Oh, now this is even worse!"

Serra smiled, "I couldn't wish for anything more…"

Cormag glared at Colm who was about a few inches from his face, "This sucks. I didn't even know I could do the tango."

Colm shrugged, "Well, I'm just as mad about this as you are!"

Neimi was taken over. She yelled at Tana, "Drop and given me twenty!"

Tana cocked her head, "Twenty what?"

Neimi paused, "I don't know…"

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Garcia stopped Eliwood, "Stop playing with dolls, you're not four!"

Eliwood scowled, "Fine..." He threw the dolls back into the box and went to help Hector out… but something caught his eye.

He picked it up, "Oh, you've got to be kidding me!"

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Legault shook Guy by his shoulders, "It's ME! You stupid!"

Guy looked shocked, "What'd you do with Uncle Legault!"

Legault slapped him, "Don't call me Uncle, it makes me feel old… And… I'm LEGAULT!"

Mathew was rolling on the floor laughing.

Legault glared at him, "Hey Mathew, is that Leila?"

Mathew looked where he pointed with a hopeful look. Legault glared at him and remarked,

"Nope, I guess I just saw her GHOST flying around!"

Mathew started crying.

Guy was angry, "That was really rude Mr. Stalker!"

Legault's eyes nearly exploded, "FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S ME!"

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When RICK fell back onto the ground he spit out all of his teeth and mumbled, "Cicken, pooka, fufufu…"

Erk was thankful to be able to let go of Serra. He jumped for joy. Cormag and Colm separated and then Colm went and pretended to throw up.

Raven wondered out loud, "Hey, I wonder why it stopped…"

Erk shrugged, "Maybe something interesting is going to happen…"

END OF CHAPTER 22

RICK tried to put his teeth back in place, "Well Erk, you took the fun out of saying what would happen next."

Erk nodded, "Well, what did Eliwood find?"

RICK rolled his eyes, "You'll find out like everyone else."

Erk pouted, "That's not good enough for me!"

RICK rolled his eyes once more, "Well, deal with it."

Erk sighed, "At least tell me more about the finale!"

RICK said, "Fine, Fine. Next chapter we'll probably finish it off and show yall some stuff for the sequel. Happy?"

Erk nodded, "Fine."