A/N:points to drabble: This one makes me have to bump up my rating to T… But I thought of it while stepping in dog poop at my grandma's house, sooo… eh… review, please!

23. Roy x Fuery – My Bitch

"Fuery, please come into my office," Roy Mustang said suavely as he pulled aside the small, bespectacled man early one morning. "I need to speak with you."

Kain Fuery put down his papers and stuttered, "Y-yes, sir!" What could Mustang want with me? I hope I'm not in trouble… he worried, looking somewhat apprehensive as Roy all but dragged him into his office.

"Have a seat." Fuery obeyed, feeling slightly nervous. Roy didn't say anything for a moment; he just stared Fuery in the face, chestnut eyes conveying no discernible emotion. Fuery started to fidget with the cuffs on his uniform…

Finally, Roy began digging in the top drawer of his desk, making what Fuery thought was a lot of unnecessary noise as he tried to find what he was looking for. At last, Roy seemed to find what he needed because Fuery saw what might have been called a grin then spread across Roy's face.

He held up the object, and Fuery saw that it was a dangling red leash. Fuery tilted his head. Did he get me a puppy? Fuery thought rather hopefully. He began smiling himself, thinking of all the happiness a puppy would bring him. He stopped smiling when the leash was then slipped around his neck and he was forced on the ground by Roy's heavy boot pushing him down off the chair.

"C-Colonel Mustang!" Fuery yelped, his glasses coming askew. "What the—?"

Roy continued grinning in that awkward way of his. "You like dogs, right, Fuery?" he asked, a touch of insanity lacing his throaty voice. "How'd you like to be my bitch?"

Reviewer Responses!

Fading Wind: I think that the Riza x Ross pairing is the only yuri I could like in FMA… Winry x Scieszka? O.o :twitch: Wow… talk about one annoying pairing. Two highly different obsessions… books and wrenches… lol Thanks for the review!

Blackrose Kitsune: No, she doesn't… Hmm… oh well. It's a crappy drabble, so what the hell. :sweatdrop: Thanks for the review!

Valen aka Backstreet: n.n I know, I'm partial to Riza x Ross… maybe because I love Ross… she's so cool… :D And the magazine I was looking at was J-14 (the one I spent the last of my money on renewing the subscription… o.o). Ha ha, thanks for the review!

inu's gothic ravyn: Yay! I have showneth thee a new pairing! Ah, that makes me happy when I do that… 'Cuz I get all "NOOOO!" when someone comes up with a new pairing before I do… lol Anyway, glad ya liked it. Thanks for the review!

Kiete: I swear I'm CK. If by "OOC", you mean I'm acting a bit more mellow, that's true because I don't think FFN is ready for the ultimate horror that is CK. 8) In my early AS days, I was a little more laid back and not as wild as well. Hah, yes, us with the scary FFN accounts… o.o FFN is scary… They don't allow my risque hentai! T.T hee hee. Thanks for the review!

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