A/N: I like this one. This is more of a poem than a drabble, but… what the heck. It's going here anyway! Enjoy:D Don't forget to review!

27. Havoc x Riza – Too Much Pleasure

Cigarettes pile up. One on top of another. Ash litters the desk.

A drag. A puff. Smoke circle.

Heels on the floor. Clack. Clack.

Bare leg.

Nice.

Choke on smoke. Too much pleasure.

Riza Hawkeye. Heart stops.

Cigarette is finished. Another one lights.

Lost in happiness.

Fuhrer Roy Mustang has finally instituted his new dress code. All ladies wear miniskirts.

Thank you, Roy.

Cigarettes and Riza Hawkeye in a miniskirt.

Definitely too much pleasure.

Reviewer Responses!

Blackrose Kitsune: I actually have six total "Tales From a Desk Phone" drabbles (so there's 3 more to go!). Yay for doom! XP Thanks for the review!

MetalWing Alchemist: I love it when Riza has to come to the rescue. That's my favorite facet of her, the Take-Charge-and-Kick-Ass!Riza. :D :sigh: u.u Mm-hmm, yep, stupid Roy, ruining the fun… heh. Thanks for the review!

Valen aka Backstreet: Oh, Valen-sama, they'll find out soon enough… :stifles back giggles: It's like… woah, we share this totally awesome secret… hee hee. Anyway, the reunion was all right. Boring… good food, though. I had like three brownies… oh man, don't get me started on the brownies. Holy crap. Mmmm… brownies… n.n But yeah, a couple of my cousins couldn't make it, two of mine brought their girlfriends (that are so much prettier and skinnier than me… :sigh: ), and everybody BS-ed with each other. Fun fun fun. v.v Thanks for the review!

TheBlondeWriter: Well, I'll answer your last question since the other two I can't really answer without spoiling anything, but to answer "More to the point, how is it that paperwork can be named Penelope?" umm… I really don't know. I guess I could chalk it up to "over-personification". Or you can just call me insane and go with that. Whatever works for you. :-P But the desk phone has a name too, but no one knows it yet. I don't reveal its name until the sixth and final part. Thanks for the review!

Miss DarkRose: Thanks for the review! I update daily. :)

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