A/N: Remember Drabble #23, "My Bitch"? Well, originally, I wanted that drabble to be nice and clean, sweet and cutesy and full of fluffles, but it ended up a bit… dirty and awry. So, to make up for it, here is the cleaner version of a Roy x Fuery pairing! n.n Hmm… I happen to have a lot of these "Roy falls asleep doing paperwork" drabbles… / Personal fetish:sweatdrop: Ah well. Review, please!

31. Roy x Fuery – Coffee and a Kiss

Roy's eyelids felt heavy. A mess of words was swimming before his eyes, intermingling black on white… or white on black, he couldn't be sure. It was all just a boring, black and white ocean to him. His head bobbed dangerously low and threatened not to come back up. He was doing it again - falling asleep on his paperwork.

He started snoring when Kain Fuery walked in with a fresh load of new paperwork. The smaller man sighed and set the foot-high stack of papers on the colonel's desk and taking a seat across from him. This was at least the fourth time this week that he had walked in on Colonel Mustang sleeping.

Not like he minded. Fuery actually liked the colonel's sleeping face. It was so much calmer and nicer-looking than his usual tight-lipped frown. Fuery found himself lost in a rather girly fantasyland, his eyes glazing over and his lips curving into a dreamy smile as he gazed at Roy sleeping.

But Fuery learned something new tonight. Roy talked in his sleep.

"Fuery…" the colonel whispered breathily. "Fuery…" He was calling to him. Fuery gasped and held his breath, waiting to hear what Roy was going to say next. The dreamy side of him desperately hoped it would be a love confession.

Whether or not he was disappointed by Roy's next words, he wasn't exactly sure.

"Fuery… Fuery… get me… more coffee…"

Fuery's smile twisted. Oh well. It was a nice that Roy actually dreamt about him. That had to mean something, right? The grin returning, Fuery extricated himself from the chair, accidentally knocking over the stack of paperwork, and bustled off to obey his sleep-talking colonel.

Too bad he didn't stick around to hear what Roy had to say next.

"And a kiss too, Fuery…"

A/N: There now, that wasn't so dirty this time! XP Please review!

Reviewer Responses!

TheBlondeWriter: Yeah, Roy x Kagome is pedophilia, but what about Roy x Ed? Ed's the same age as Kagome. AND the Roy x Ed relationship is not only pedophilia but homosexuality as well – TWO strikes, ha ha. But yeah. Blame my friend. He made me do it. T.T Thanks for the review!

Valen aka Backstreet: Don't think it didn't creep me out as well! I don't like Kagome and Roy is my fiance, of course it freaking scared me, and I wrote it. T.T Oh, the things I'll do for incest fic compensation for my dirty work… :sigh: Anyway, that's cool you talked your friends into it. :gets Armstrong sparkles: Your friends will not be disappointed! For drabble writing has been passed down the Mustang (my last-name-to-be. I never really had a maiden name… XP) line for generations! Thanks for the review!

Blackrose Kitsune: Ick, I know, I don't think Kagome is Roy's type of girl… or vice versa. More likely the vice versa part… Or maybe I'm just biased because I don't like Kagome… :sweatdrop: There are very few female anime characters that I actually like… Eh, anyway, I'm glad you liked the ending. I wasn't sure how to end it at first, and then it just came to me. Sit. Duh, it's so obvious! Lol, thanks for the review:)

Fading wind: Oh, wow, good luck studying abroad! It must be fun as well as kinda scary. And I was all "whee, new experience!" when I persuaded my parents to send me to public school… n.n; Well, that's okay if you can't get to review everything. Just do so when you can. And don't feel bad about not knowing any otaku. My friends at my old school were anime-impaired and just nodded and smiled or said "shut up!" whenever I'd ramble about FMA or YYH or Inuyasha or whatever I was into at the time, so I kinda know how that is. That's what you need Internet and fanfiction for – communication with the "sane" people like us who like anime! XDDD Later! Thanks for the review!

writerauthorguy: Trust me, you are no perv. Judging by your reviews, you are a perfectly normal person with a sound mind. I, on the other hand, have been dubbed "The Goddess of All Perverts", so I'm pretty sure you pale in comparison to me when it comes to perviness. (Yes, I am proud of this. Don't give me that look! o.o) Ha ha, anyway, thanks for the review:) Don't let me scare you!

K. A. Maples: My goodness, don't die on me! O.O Glad you enjoy the drabbles. Thanks for reviewing!

Miss Darkrose: Yes, Kagome is a little bit too institutionalized to the Feudal Era. Which is why she should stay in her own show and not mess with loveable, sexy Roy-chan… … What am I saying, I wrote this! u.u' Ah well. Thanks for the review! Glad you liked it!

MetalWing Alchemist: Watching the PPG movie once was enough for me! Oh, when was it that I watched it…? I watched its premiere on CN like two years ago… That was my big event of that summer. Wow, huh? Hey, don't feel bad, I know how being short is. When I went to my new high school to get my ID picture taken and find my locker and stuff, everybody else was so tall! I was like, "Woah… I feel short…" T.T Didn't help that I really stood out in the crowd by actually dressing up for pictures… Whoopsies, I guess public schools don't really do that… :sweatdrop: Ha ha. Oh, yeah, HP6 was sad… But I liked it. I'm not sure if I think it's the best book in the series (Goblet of Fire gives it a run for its money; I really liked that one, but I really liked HBP too… o.o), but it's dang good, albeit sad. Why did… the person who died… have to die! (Don't wanna spoil anything in case other people are reading this.) Nuuuuu! But yes. Hear us ramble! Yaaay! n.n Thanks for the review!

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