A/N: Umm… crack pairing, obviously. Pre-Episode-25. Another "wtf" drabble. XP Please review!

34. Havoc x Hughes – Copycat Hobbies

Havoc had secrets. Of course he did, didn't everyone? However, the difference between Havoc's secrets and other peoples' secrets was that nobody knew about Havoc's secrets. He supposed that was the point of a secret, to have no one know about it, but everybody he knew had a secret, and he knew what that secret was, so was that theory of secrets really true?

He knew for a fact that Riza Hawkeye had the world's biggest crush on Roy Mustang. And he knew that Roy never wore underwear on Tuesdays (though he wasn't sure why). He also knew that Lieutenant Colonel Hughes had no interest in him whatsoever.

But that didn't stop him from taking as many pictures of the goofy Lieutenant Colonel as the goofy Lieutenant Colonel took of his daughter, Elysia. Lieutenant Havoc had a secret stash of pictures, a whole desk drawer full of them. His secret was well-kept with a padlock, especially the pictures he had taken of Hughes in the shower.

Lieutenant Havoc was smarter than most people made him out to be. He knew exactly how to infiltrate the Hughes household and gain access to all of the private rooms. He knew how to disguise himself as a wall with a camera, and he knew how to snap photos of Maes Hughes during his private home moments without him noticing.

It was actually a tip he had picked up from the Lieutenant Colonel himself. Havoc grinned; if Hughes ever found about his secret little stash of pictures that were taken using his own secret picture-taking techniques… that would probably be the end of his obsession with photography.

"You're evil, Havoc," the lieutenant said to himself as he dug through his collection of photos and pulled out the one of Hughes brushing his teeth. "Pure evil, using your love's hobbies against him… You're an evil copycat."

And he grinned.

Reviewer Responses!

MetalWing Alchemist: Oh, I've never seen Tenchi Muyo… I was a Sailor Moon girl. Me and my friend would "play" it, and I always got to be Sailor Moon because I was the older of the two of us. :-P Ugh, I know, HBO always repeats the same movies over and over… I remember one time, we had a one-month subscription and I watched Charlie's Angels about 12 times… I love YYH. It was my favorite until FMA came along… Damn FMA… so… addicting… O.O Ha ha, well, I'm glad you like my "wtf" drabbles. They're fun to write. n.n So random, indeed. So "wtf-y". Sorry, I'm like, never on IM… v.v I never have time… T.T But sometime I'll try to get on, 'kay? Thanks for the review!

Blackrose Kitsune: And who doesn't love a teenaged pervert? Ha ha, yep. While Roy-chan was locked in that closet, he found some of his aunt's miniskirts and became fascinated with them… no, but… haha. Random thought. What was I saying again? No idea. Ummm, thanks for the review! n.n

K. A. Maples: Roy without porn is like a day without… whatever the hell cereal it was that that old commercial used to talk about… Remember that commercial? Or am I just going crazy…? Ah, wtf. Thanks for the review! n.n

Miss DarkRose: Hmmm… I'd say about… 5"5 or 5"6. Tall for his age, but still delightfully yummy! XDDD Thanks for the review!

Wind Omega: Well, dang, that rules out my Scieszka x Hughes one-shot I did a while ago… Ha ha. But no, I know whatcha mean. I was thinking of doing a Scieszka x Al one. Sound cool to you? I personally love Scieszka (but Scieszka yuri is just… freaky… O.o), so I'll take that idea into account! Thank you very much for the review!

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