A/N: CRACK! HOORAY! Please review! n.n

PS – In case anyone was wondering about the last drabble, my answer is: Roy and Al are sitting around and Roy lights himself on fire and dies. Lovely, huh? Don't ask…

44. Envy x Gluttony – Black Hole

The big lug didn't say much. Not that it would matter if he did; all that comes out of his mouth is gibberish crap – the same kind of stuff that makes up his massive belly. And face. And arms.

I don't know why I'm attracted to him. Not a freakin' clue in the world. I know I can do better. I want better. I am Envy. I want things. Like my real self, not this monstrosity that I've become. And strangely… I guess… I want him, no matter what I think. I want Gluttony.

I've already said I don't know why I want him. It can't be his looks. Che. Looks? What looks? He's a jelly roll with legs. And I certainly can't be wanting him for his brains. Again, the question must be asked - what brains? I haven't seen the guy do much else than suck his finger, drool, and shit. Not pretty, not pleasant, and certainly not intelligent. So why in the hell would I, Envy, want Gluttony?

I guess part of me doesn't care. All I know is that I want him. I want more than just him, yes, but he'll do for now. Though I'm sure I'll never get him. Gluttony, interested in a silly thing called love? Now that's an absurd thought to last a lifetime. I guess it's all just part of my namesake. Envy – wanting what you can't have.

I can't have Gluttony because he's too dumb to understand. I can't be human because our little alchemist hasn't come through with his red stone tricks. I can't be happy. Ever.

I suppose I should learn to accept it. Accept being filled with nothing but a longing – an empty feeling that destroys and rips from the inside out like a black hole in the middle of my chest.

I should accept the goddamn irony that Envy, a man who wants everything and gets nothing, is in love with Gluttony, a man who stuffs his face with everything and anything he fuckin' desires.

The black hole grows bigger. Goddamn.

Reviewer Responses!

Schimmy: Yeah, sorry about that… :sweatdrop: I have no idea what made me do that last drabble… but thanks for the review!

2Twins4Ever: Yep, you pinned my interpretation of the drabble. It was Roy-chan who killed himself. Gah, I depress myself by writing about depressed people! T.T Meh, thanks for the review!

Fading wind: You love Harukami too? omfg, yay! I haven't read all of her fics, but I've read a lot, and I love them. n.n And also, from Chapter 42's review – that's cool, Roy x Ross is popular with the Chinese fandom. I've never read any other Roy x Ross fics (and sadly, I can't read Chinese T.T)… Anyway, thanks for the review!

writerauthorguy: Yeah. Roy suicide. Lovely, huh:sweatdrop: No spoliers please! Thanks for the review!

Sika-Kuriyama: Close, but it was Roy who killed himself. He lit himself on fire. :sweatdrop: Sorry:hands you tissue: Thanks for the review!

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