Son Goku
Sha Gojyo
The next day, we found again Sha Gojyo around some women, drinking alcohol and smoking.
Hey! It's me! Meiko Imiru, Chiharu interviewed Son Goku of GENSOMADEN SAIYUKI today we're going to interview Sha Gojyo! (Is that what I think it is? AAAAAHHH! Oh no! It's a HORNY WATER MONSTER! RUN!)
M.I.: Good morning! You must be Sha Gojyo, right?
Gojyo: I am, and you're a little kid! Wait five years from now and maybe I'll ask you out!
M.I.: … NO! That's not why I'm here! (Said with gritted teeth) I'd like to interview you; so that you're beloved fans can see it!
Gojyo: Well, if that's the case, I can't argue! Shoot!
M.I. (mental thought: I'd like to shoot you with a gun!) Ahem, so Gojyo, what do you do these days?
Gojyo: I like to go out with women, smoke, drink liquor, kill more and more demons, and fighting with the stupid monkey!
M.I.: That's nice. How did you meet Hakkai?
Gojyo: Well, he was wounded badly when I found him, so I took him to a doctor, then after a while, I learned we have things a lot in common, like we both like to drink liquor (even though he doesn't get drunk!) and play card games (he denies that he isn't a pro, but he beats me every game we play!)
Then as the stupid monkey explained it yesterday, there was a bit of a mix up, and we met the corrupt monk and the stupid monkey!
M.I.: Hey, aren't you really a god that became mortal?
Gojyo: I don't know any god that has the same name as me! All I know is that I am the only Sha Gojyo in these plains! But that guy Homura called me Kenren Taisho, so… what was up with that? Maybe I'll know one day!
M.I.: Well, can you tell us about your life when you were still a kid?
Gojyo: I don't know… It's too personal for a kid…
M.I.: Oh, too bad! Sigh! The ladies will really be disappointed not to know more about Gojyo…
Gojyo: Ladies? On second thought maybe I could tell you some of it!
M.I.: Great! So tell us!
Gojyo: Well, my mom was a human and my dad was a demon. That makes me a taboo child. But my STEPmom tried to kill me; fortunately my brother Jien saved me. I don't know if it is fortunate or unfortunate, really!
M.I.: Oh, you and your brother were really close. His name now is Dokugakuji. I'd like to know, why did he change his name?
Gojyo: Beats me! Maybe Kougaiji gave him a new name, or maybe his last name carried too much pain.What an awfully long name, don't you think? Unlike his real name was shorter and simpler, Jien.
M.I.: I see… Ahem! So! You know what? I got many reports some time ago that a guy that looked like you, Gojyo was dating a little girl… Is that true?
Gojyo: … Ummm… No of course not! Boy! Where do you reporters get this stuff?
M.I.: (Suspicious look) Really?
Gojyo: Really! You're really aggressive for your age!
M.I.: I guess it's just called maturity! Anyway, let's skip that one, shall we? I heard that you entered a drinking contest before! I was just curious! Which one of you is better? You? Or Sanzo?
Gojyo: Ha! That's a good question! Of course I'm better than that corrupt monk!
Sanzo emerges behind Gojyo…
Sanzo: What was that! So! You think you're better than me?
Gojyo: Oh, I don't think! I KNOW!
Sanzo: You want to bet?
Gojyo: You're on, corrupt monk!
Sanzo: We only have one bed in one room! Winner gets to sleep on the bed!
Gojyo: Loser sleeps outside the dirt!
Sanzo and Gojyo: DEAL!
M.I.: (Sweat drop) Well… I guess we'll be witnesses of a drinking contest! I wonder who'll win. Let's find out. Shall we?
A little later!
Hakkai: Well, I guess we have a little drinking contest! It's a shame that I can't join them! Because of them knowing that I'll win easily! So I'll be your referee for today!
Goku: Awww! Sanzo! Why can't I join the drinking contest too?
A flash of lightning blinds us and hits Goku…
Sanzo: (Holding his fan) I told you! You can't!
Goku: Ouch…
Hakkai: Now, that's enough fooling around. Let the competition between Sanzo and Gojyo begin!
Gojyo: He! You know that you'll never win against me!
Sanzo: Hmph! That's what you think, idiot!
Gojyo and Sanzo: RIGHT!
M.I.: As you can see right now, Sanzo and Gojyo are already starting the contests! Sanzo has already drunk 50 bottles of liquor, while Gojyo is behind with only 47 bottles!
Gojyo: Hey! You're starting to look dizzy, monk!
Sanzo: Hmph! Not before you, idiot!
M.I.: (sweat drop) It's a fierce battle, folks! Sanzo's up to 88 bottles, while, Gojyo's behind with 87 bottles!
Gojyo: 'ive it… hic… UP!
Sanzo: (his face already red!) Not…. Yet!
M.I.: Oooh! Gojyo looks dizzy here! And Sanzo is the same way!
Gojyo: Ughhhhhhhhh! (Falls down!)
Sanzo: Ehhhhhh! (Falls down out cold too!)
Hakkai: Well! They both got drunk at the same time! Sanzo has a score of 258 bottles, while Gojyo has 258 bottles too! Well I guess it's a tie!
Well, since they didn't say what they'd do if they were tied, then, I think I'll stay on the bed tonight!
The next day!
Hakkai: Oh, I'm sorry, Meiko! I don't think Gojyo can continue with the interview!
M.I.: Oh, that's okay, Hakkai! I understand completely!
Gojyo comes out of the room.
Gojyo: Hey! Hakkai! What happened yesterday? Who won?
Hakkai: Oh, it was a tie! Both of you had the same number of bottles and you both fell out cold at the same time!
Gojyo: Then, who slept on the bed?
Hakkai: Oh, I did!
Gojyo: What! Then where did I sleep?
Hakkai: On the ground with Goku and Sanzo! Don't worry! There were mats that you slept on!
Gojyo: Grrrrr…
M.I.: (sweat drop) Ehehe! Well! I guess I should be off! Bye Hakkai! Bye Gojyo! Say goodbye to Sanzo and Goku for me!
Hakkai: Oh, we will!