Disclaimer: No... I don't own Saiyuki and its characters... I only own the four reporters...

Author's note: Hi, everyone! Me again!I wasn't able to put up a disclaimer and an A.N. last chapter! Oh well! Anyway... Thanks for the reviews! It really encouraged me towrite more! This chapter is about our beloved mother hen, Cho Hakkai!

Cho Hakkai

One week later…

Ohayo! My name is Hiriko Amiya! Anyway, I caught up with GENSOMADEN SAIYUKI'S Cho Hakkai!

Well, I guess you already know the drill! Like Chiharu and Meiko, I'm gonna interview our one and only mother hen!

H.A.: Good morning, Hakkai! How are you today?

Hakkai: I'm fine! I'm in a real good mood today! We just beated up a demon who liked to imitate us a lot!

H.A.: Well, you must have had a lot of fun! Do you mind if we interview you?

Hakkai: Hahaha! You reporters sure pop up a lot these days! Actually, it's kinda fun! Sure, you can interview me!

H.A.: Thank you so much, Hakkai! Moving on now! So, Hakkai, ummm… can you tell us about your past? (sounding hopeful)

Hakkai: Of course! When I was a child, I lived in an orphanage, because my parents died. I was kind of isolated from the other children, and didn't came to close to them, despite me being smart for my age. Then one day, I was sent another town, for a scholarship. I've been there for a long time. Then I met Kana. She was a real special girl. She was my girlfriend.

One day she was kidnapped by demons to be a sacrifice. I went off to rescue her. By then, she already killed herself. And so I killed 1, ooo demons for revenge. Later on, I met Gojyo and after that, I met Sanzo and Goku. I guess you already know much about it!

H.A.: My, that's such a tragic past. I lost somebody close to me too. But we should look forward right? So… I was curious, you never get irritated with Goku and Gojyo's bickering. Why's that?

Hakkai: Well, it's easy not to get irritated. The traveling can be so boring, but Goku and Gojyo's bickering can be entertaining. Plus, I'm not really the stubborn kind of person. I let Sanzo do all the scolding!

H.A.: I see! Then, what are your fondest hobbies, Hakkai?

Hakkai: I'd have to say, doing responsible things…. But if you want to know more, I enjoy playing mah jong, card games(and win) I also drink liquor!

H.A.: Cool! You're more than what you seem! Can I ask, why of all names, you chose Hakkai?

Hakkai: No reason! I just like the name! I always wanted to be called Hakkai! Why, if I had a little pet, I would call him Hakkai!... No… Actually, I wouldn't… I would actually call him Stephan… Or maybe Robert… Hmmmmm….

H.A.: Really? Wow! Can I ask? What do you think of Yaone?

Hakkai: …. She's a great opponent and pharmacist! The Kougaiji ikkou is very lucky to have her really!

H.A.: Of course! Do you like her?

Hakkai: …. Ummmm…. Can I pass that one?

H.A.: Of course you can! Was there ever a time that you snapped because Gojyo and the others seemed so…. Impossible?

Hakkai: Yeah…. Possibly…

H.A.: Can you share to us what you "might" do if they're already too much?

Hakkai: Well… I would "possibly" isolate Gojyo with ravenous bears, with no liquor and cigarettes for five days. Next, I can leave Goku in a room for ten days, with a room-full of… Healthy cuisines! Sanzo….. I can always steal his credit card and buy expensive stuff…. OR I can also isolate him in a room full of cute, adorable, kittens… And one annoying monkey for…. Forty days and forty nights!

H.A.: ….. Okay…. Sweat drop Right! We're almost done, Hakkai! Last question... What are-

Demon: AT LAST! I FINALLY FOUND YOU, CHO HAKKAI!

H.A.: Eh?

Hakkai: (?) Huh? Who are you?

Demon: My name is Zakuro! The most handsome demon in the world! And you massacred my family! points at Hakkai accusingly

Hakkai: Which family?

Zakuro: My family under the rock! I saw you! You crushed a rock with your jeep and killed my family!

Hakkai? What is he talking about? A family under a ROCK?

Chiharu: Oh boy! Get that one to a Mental Hostility!

Zakuro: Still pointing at Hakkai. A few inches away from him. Curse you!

Hakkai: Stretches out his arm and (almost) touched Zakuro on the face.

Zakuro: OOOUUUUCH! THE PAIN! HE TOUCHED MY FACE! THE HORROR!

Hakkai? I didn't even touch him….

H.A.: dumps a bucket of water onto Zakurao (Yeah… Somebody really needs to go easy on the coffee…)

Zakuro: AAAAAHHHH! WATER! THE PAIN! IT BURNS! IT RUINED MY OH-SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT HAIR!

H.A.: Somebody get him out of here! Security!

Security: Yes… shoots a tranquilizer to Zakuro

Zakuro falls down, not uttering any more words about his "perfect" appearance.

Hakkai: ….

H.A.: I'm sorry about that, Hakkai! Perhaps we can continue later on… If you mind, that is!

Hakkai: Oh, I'm sorry, Hiriko-san, but Sanzo and the others are waiting for me! Gomen…

H.A.: That's alright! (I'm totally shocked anyway…) SEE YA HAKKAI!
Hakkai: Ja, Hiriko-san!

Author's note: So... How did you like it? I know... The Zakuro part was kind of weird, but I had to keep the fic alive!I might not be able toupdate because of school!But I'll try to update ! Our next finalist is ourfavorite corrupt monk! Please send to me reviews! It really encourages me to continue the interview!