By The Uncanny R-Man And Agent-G
Shout Outs-
Episodic: That's alright and I hope to see what you come up with later, hope you enjoy the guys and girls partying and the wedding.
Jenskott: Glad you enjoy this fic.
Damn-my-name-was-taken: There most likely are Black and White Knights somewhere, and there is also a Red branch somewhere too.
Silver Warrior: Oh so that's what you meant, Morph and Selene! You meant Rahne right?
Aaron: Well most of your questions will be answered in this chapter I hope. Never thought of that we are not amused bit, I'll have to remember that for later. Glad you liked the pairings and everything and the inside jokes too.
Ruby: Well Pierce is a cyborg maybe his head is still alive hence what he said about him coming back.
Thanks to: X-Over, Red Witch.
Chapter 28: Two Parties and a Wedding
It was time for Morph's Bachelor and Rahne's Bachelorette party. The girls were having it at the Hellfire Club since Rahne wanted the wedding at the Complex gardens since she didn't want anyone ruining her wedding like Pierce had ruined the ceremony with Morph's Black King coronation. The girls were wishing their men, or those that had them, well seeing as Erotica had given the boys a free pass for a special show at the Tender Loins.
"Now just remember boys, you can look and drink but if you bring any girls home then you are in serious trouble." August said to them all. Currently Kurt, Vincent, Jono, James and Morph were all well aware of what would happen to them if their significant others found them with strippers.
"Only if you girls hold the same promise to us." Morph said to Rahne and the other women.
"Nae worry aboot it sweaty, ye know yuir the only one fer me." The red head said giving her soon to be husband a deep kiss. The other women did the same to their own men to give them a reminder of what they had.
The ladies made their way to the teleportation room as the men headed towards the vehicle bay but were stopped by Alfred. "May I make a plea with you all?"
The others looked at each other and shrugged. "Okay…what?" Jono asked the AI hologram.
"I was wondering if you would take Guardian with you, he hasn't been out in ages and I do mean ages," Alfred sighed as his shoulders sagged. "He really needs to get out once and awhile."
"You know I think he's right," Morph said to the others. "I mean after all he's letting us hold the wedding here and everything else too."
"Yeah and even immortals needs to have a good time now and then." Vincent agreed.
James nodded his head as well, "I'll have to agree too but how do we convince him to go with us? He's kind of a workaholic and how do you convince a man that is older, wiser and more powerful then the rest of us?"
"Leave that to me." Morph grinned at them all as a plan formed as they made their way to his personal chambers. They rarely ever visited him there since he was usually doing something but it was kind of like walking into a museum and an office instead of a home.
There were objects hanging all over the place and photos and the equivalent of those there as well, usually showing him with other people. There was him in WW I & II gear and even one that said WW III in the caption. Of him as a doctor, teacher and other jobs you would never know it had been him. It was apparent that sometimes he would live more normal lives while helping out in those roles, as no one never knew who or what he truly was.
At the moment he was at his crystal-topped desk overlooking a few files and with a few books open doing a little research. He heard them come in and was wondering why they were stopping by since he knew they wanted to celebrate Morph's last days as 'a free man' as it were. He smiled remembering his own Bachelor party all those centuries ago and a few others he attended for his friends. He looked up at the desk and saw Morph take the lead. He also took notice of the new uniform he had been wearing ever since becoming Black King. It was like his old one now black and the blue with white replaced the yellow.
"Say boss man let me ask you something," Morph started out leaning on the desk. "When was the last time you got out and had some fun?"
Guardian looked at Morph and the others. "Okay, first off who put you up to this and you're trying to get me to go with you guys aren't you?"
The others gave each other looks, they should have known he would see through Morph so easily but James stepped forward. "Okay it was Alfred that asked us," He heard Guardian muttered something about pesky AI's and something about reprogramming but went on. "Look you can stay here and work but it will still be here, you need to at least have fun once and awhile right?"
"Yeah I mean what's the point of living forever unless you don't have fun now and then?" Vincent said throwing his own two cents in.
"Besides," Morph said with a smile. "We won't leave you alone until you do I mean we could get beers and a karaoke machine up here and party here." Guardian was about to say that he wouldn't dare but looking at the mischievous face told him otherwise. He sighed in defeat, he knew they just meant well and it couldn't hurt he guessed if he took one night off for himself. It wasn't like the multiverse would collapse.
"Alright, you win." He said standing up. "So…where are we going?"
-Hellfire Club-
The girls for their part were all sitting on cushions in a special room of the Hellfire Club that looks like something out of a novel about a sultan and his harem only the women were that masters here. There were plenty of drinks as they were joined by Kitty Pryde, Dani Moonstar, Amara Aquilla and Illyana Rasputin who were part of Rahne's friends and also clad in the usual Hellfire 'uniforms' that the females wore.
Others were there serving them like Colossus, Doug Ramsey, Sam Guthrie and other male members were serving the women in chip n' dales type clothing. Although Illyana wasn't too happy seeing her brother like that she mainly kept her eyes on the other men anyway.
"Jeez Rahne you know how to party," Heather said only slightly slurred from the drinks she had been taking. "Although I feel a little guilty around here I mean after about a year away from James it's hard to let him out of my sight, I keep thinking that maybe I'll lose him again."
April patted her on the shoulder, "Don't worry about that I mean you got your husband again."
"Yeah and now you won't be the only married couple at the Complex anymore either," Dare said who couldn't help but look more at the women around them in the Hellfire Club clothing, April rolled her eyes and let her indulge just as long as she looked and didn't touched.
"I have to wonder though Rahne, what will you ever do on your honeymoon?" Dani asked her queen, "Since you and the king must have done it all by now."
"Oh we will think of something, I mean the sex will nae get boring with a man that can change all his body." Rahne laid back and smiled.
"Oh yeah." Kitty admitted and the others looked at her with a questioning look. "Um…Rahne and me had a little…fun, with Morph a few times." She blushed.
"Okay WAY too much information!" Blink shouted out.
"Well then what about the rest of you girls I bet you could tell a few stories on your men." Amara said throwing her long blond hair over a shoulder. "What about that cute man with the dark hair I saw you with Blink?"
Clarice blushed a bit, "Well…he's a very attentive lover…plus let's just say that super strength and speed come in real handy sometimes in the bedroom." The other girls laughed and took a drink.
"Yeah Jono is very nice too," Erotica sighed at the time they spend together. "Plus that accent of his is just so sexy."
"Yeah a man with an accent is just so sexy," August nodded and thought of her Kurt and Kitty nodded as well looking over at Colossus and grinned at the sight of the tall Russian. "Plus a tail a few feet long helps too." August amended and that just sent to women into another fit of giggles.
Just then a giant cake was wheeled in. "Oh looks like the real party is startin'." Rahne said with a grin. Soon several men came out of the cake all very good looking and started to strip for the women who started to cheer them on, with the exception of Dare and April but Rahne had thought of that and a pair of twin women also came and gave the two ladies their own show. Dare was into it while April blushed deep red the entire time.
-Tender Loins-
The boys arrived at the club that Erotica worked at, it had been closed down for the private party as the men threw away their inhibitions for once. Even Vince and Guardian were letting themselves loose a bit. "You know…maybe this was a good idea after all." Guardian said with his drink, "The last time I was at something like this was the Ysh'itsta celebration at Torvinian IV."
"What's that?" Morph asked him curious.
Guardian scratched the back of his head. "Well you see on that planet that is their celebration of life…basically it's a three day party filled with nothing but sex, drinks and food."
Morph's mouth dropped, "And you tell me this now?"
Guardian sighed as he explained. "There's a reason for that Morph, it's none stop and if you do stop the ones that fall asleep or are caught resting are punished and not in a good way, because they feel it's an affront to life and they take that very seriously."
"How…uh…seriously?"
"You do not want to know, I mean my friend dragged me to that thing and didn't tell me until after it started what it was all about. If I had tried to leave well…humans might have been banned for life from them and that would have ruined relations between both planets."
"Jeez tough crowd." Jono said who had been listening in during the conversation.
Meanwhile Vince and James being a couple of Canadians were trying to see who could take more drinks then the other. There was a table between the two of them at Vince's left and James right with a few beers. Vince was taking a drink when a familiar voice spoke to him. "Well tan my hide, look who came back," Came a sweet southern voice and he saw it was Giselle, the red headed girl with pig tails and in low cut jean shorts and tied up yellow top.
She walked over to him and sat down on his lap. "Hello darlin' Ah was hoping y'all would show up again. Ya want a lap dance darlin'?" She said smiling at him and grinded her hips into him.
Vincent even slightly drunk knew that this was a bad idea and was getting uncomfortable. "Uh…sorry but if Erotica didn't mention it I'm taken and I don't want to cheat on her and this counts to me…sorry you're a lovely woman and I'm flattered…but I can't go against my heart."
She frowned and nodded and got off. "That's alright…how about your friend here?"
James held up his gold ring on his finger. "I got a wife that can turn into a giant white creature that could tear me limb form limb…so no thanks."
Just then the speaker system came to life. "Gentlemen put your hands together for our newest act, they great duo themselves…Felicia Hardy and Selena Kyle, AKA Black Cat and Catwoman!" They all watched as both cat clad women in cat suits that were slightly modified from their normal suits as the two former thieves started a sensual dance together.
"Jeez…never thought I would bloody see this…fantasized sure but never see it." Chamber muttered to himself seeing the two women start their routine. Kurt was next to him and even he couldn't help but swallow hard at the scene.
-Complex, the morning after-
It was in the personal kitchen of the resident areas when the women came stumbling in, mainly going for the coffee for their morning headaches and other aches since at the moment Blink, August, Heather were in large T-shirts that belonged to their respective others. After both groups had returned home they were all drunk and frisky as well.
"Oh god…what did we do last night?" August muttered. "I barely remember what happened after the strippers and then there was this bit with Kurt last night."
"A lot of drinking and a lot of sex I think," Heather said drinking her coffee. "I think I'll swing by the med bay had have Doc give me a little something to get rid of the after effects."
"Oh god they got something for that here?" Blink asked her, "Damn…does he have anything for sore muscles too?"
Just then Erotica Jones walked in with messy hair and saw the women there. "Oh…hi…coffee ready?" They gave her a cup as she sat down her own T-shirt barely going all the way down to her hips. "Some night huh?" She said and the other girls agreed.
Morph walked in whistling like it was just a normal day not even looking at the nearly naked women and going for some coffee and getting some breakfast. "I'll be gone in a bit girls, Rahne needs some coffee and breakfast while she's sleeping off last night."
It was also at that moment that Giselle walked in a robe. "Oh…uh…hi?" She said a little uncertain and totally sober.
"What are you doing here!" Erotica shouted and regretted it immediately as did the other women.
"Well…I, uh…came here with someone." She said blushing.
The other women counted off their men and knew there wasn't a single man on the team and none of them could remember being with anyone other then their significant others, at least as far as they could remember and a few of them were wondering just what the hell happened last night when Felecia and Selena also walked in with robes on.
"Hey did you get the food?" Selena asked.
Felecia nodded, "Yeah after last night we need the food if we want to go back for more." She purred out.
"Uh…who…were you girls with?" Blink asked all three of them just as confused as the other women and then Guardian walked in with cotton pants and a large T-shirt and stopped seeing all the looks he was getting.
"Him." The three women said as one. Morph just stared like the rest of them not believing what they had just heard and Morph's jaw was literally on the floor.
"What?" Guardian shrugged, "I may be old but I'm not dead."
"I'll say." Selena purred out with a finger in her mouth looking at him like a cat would a bird.
Morph put all the things in his arms on a table and fell to his knees in front of him. "You are my new god!" He said and started bowing and chanting 'I'm not worthy' like in that movie Wayne's World.
-3 Days later-
It was the wedding day and Morph was in his tux with Jono as his best man. "Feeling nervous mate?" Jono asked him straightening his tie.
"A bit…but to tell the truth I wouldn't want to spend my life with anyone else. I mean I really love this woman and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, have kids you know the whole ball of wax." He said happily, it was true and he ever thought he would have had found love in Rahne Sinclair but this wasn't the Rahne from his world this one was different and had his heart.
He only wished that others like Thunderbird who was still in the coma-like state and Yuriko who fell in battle months ago. It still hurt thinking of his best friend not here, but at least TJ had been brought in and was sitting with her date Rachel. Morph was at the alter that had been brought in to the gardens and could see his former team mate there. She waved to him and he waved back.
It was a beautiful day and they even had a cleric of something called the Order of Light to proceed over the ceremony. Guardian had said that a blessing from them meant good luck and fortune for them and both Rahne and Morph liked that idea and went with it.
Rahne herself was nervous as hell. She was wearing white but had claimed only because of tradition and it would most likely be the only time, besides even as a little girl she wanted a beautiful wedding and when she first came here and saw the gardens she knew she wanted to get married in a place like this. So here she was in a tent jittery as a june bug. Her mother Moira had come in to see her adopted daughter get married, she had met Morph on a few occasions and even though she missed out on the crowning ceremony she wouldn't miss the wedding of her precious little girl. "Calm down lass, soon you will be Mrs. Rahne Sinclair-Sidney." Rahne had wanted to keep her last name and was thankful Morph understood and was supportive of it.
"Aye I know I know, and I love him so much…I'm just getting cold feet 'tis all."
Kitty, her maid of honour, all decked out in a white dress with black trim smirked. "I never thought I would see the day our Queen was so nervous."
Rahne shot her a look and then sighed and took a calming breath. Then she heard the music start off and she was nervous again but failed to show it as she placed here veil over her face and wondered if a nervous bride came up with this idea of a veil. "Well…show time." She said as her bridesmaids from the Hellfire Club followed her out.
The Guardian, Adam now in a tux was waiting outside as he escorted Rahne to the alter, he had been asked to give her away and he accepted. Morph watched her come down that red carpet and it was like a dream, he was afraid that this was all just a dream and he would wake up. 'If this is a dream I hope I never wake up,' He thought to himself. Rahne walked up next to him and placed her veil over her head and Morph never thought she looked lovelier.
"Children of the light," The Cleric began in his white robes. "We are here to witness the joining of two into one. Two hearts into one, two souls into one, two lives into one. These two have pledged themselves to each other in the most intimate and sacred bond of marriage, and I am told they have wrote their own vows so let them begin."
Morph was first up and he looked into those green eyes and smiled as he held her hands in front of him. "Rahne, you are my queen and my love. When I literally fell into your lap it had been a mistake but looking back maybe it was fate and I'm never happier that it happened. You are like no other woman I have ever known. I love everything about you, you're strength, independence, how your eyes are like emeralds. That little smile you get in the morning I love it all and I want to be with you forever. I would cherish you, hold you, love you and I could die for you my love."
There were a few tears from the crowd and even Rahne had been touched by his words as she cleared her throat as she started. "Morph, I've nae met a man like ye either. Ye make me laugh and make me life so much happier. I dinnae ken this but after I met ye I knew that my life had been empty despite all that I had because I had no one by my side. Ye fill a void in my heart and I love ye for that and for being me champion. When ye went after Pierce I knew that you were the one, the one that would truly be my equal to be my king and to be the one love of my life. Ye care for me like no one ever has and I love you more then I have ever loved anyone."
They just looked at each other's eyes there seeing the love in them and a few of the guest were still wiping their eyes with tissues. The Cleric then spoke up, "Before we begin is there anyone here that feels this union should not be pleased?" No one spoke up and so on it went. "The rings please."
Jono pulled out the box with the rings and handed them to Morph as he gave Rahne one of the rings and then slipped on one of the gold bands onto her finger. "With this ring I thee wed."
She slipped her ring onto his finger. "With this ring I thee wed."
"You may now kiss the bride." The cleric said and Morph and Rahne took each other in a passionate kiss as everyone clapped at the new married couple.
At the large dinning hall inside the Complex the reception was being taken. Morph and Rahne fed each other their wedding cake and then had all the women gather together for the bouquet. "Alright lassies here it goes!" She shouted as she threw it over her shoulder as all the unmarried women wanted to catch it. It soared into the air and Clarice managed to catch it, she got a huge smile on her face and gave Vince and little look but was surprised to see him just smile at her.
She grinned wondering if that meant he had been thinking about their future together or not.
The party went on as there was dancing and celebrating. Adam actually had a very good time talking to Moira as they spent most of the time talking together as many had seen and they also seemed to enjoy each other's company. The couples also danced and the celebrations went on until it was time for the newly weds to go on their honeymoon.
It turns out that they were going to spend it on Haven as Adam had a private home up in a quiet place in the middle of nowhere and they gathered themselves up in a limo like flying vehicle as everyone saw them off. Inside the large back seat Rahne was sitting on Morph's lap admiring her ring. "I cannae believe we're married." She said mainly to herself.
"Believe it babe, or should I say wife?"
The rested her head on his shoulder, "Say that again."
Morph smiled and was all for it. "Wife?"
"Aye," She sighed, "I like the sound o' that…how long is this ride?" She said with a grin on her face and when Morph told her that it was a few hours she started to trace a finger on his chest. "Care tae…get me out o' this dress, my husband?" She said in a seductive tone. Morph didn't need to be told twice as he kissed his new wife.
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