Backstage
Director- Thank god… close to intermission…hope she is enjoying this…
Guan Yu- Who?
Director- Oh great one…
Guan Yu- Oh…
Director- Ok is everyone ready?
Guan Yu- Yes, ma'am.
Director- Good…Guan, get me a drink…
Stage
Scene 9
A performance of 'Il Muto'
The lights brightened once more with Cao Cao and Liu Bei seating within the managers box, looking over across to Zhao Yun whom sat in box five nodding to them, as they nodded in return. Soon the stage a curtain rises to reveal an 18th century salon, a canopied bed center-stage, the drapes closed two figures shadows shown. Upon the other side of the stage were Zhang Liao but load of make up all over his face, along with Zhang He. Zhen Ji was dressed up as well, covered in make up as they did back in the 18th century along with Xing Cai next to them.
Zhen Ji- They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
Zhang Liao- His Lordship surely would die of shock!
Zhang He- His Lordship is a laughing-stock!
Zhen Ji- Should he suspect her, God protect her!
All Three- Shame! Shame! Shame!
The canopy drapes part, as Diao Chan and Yue were visible. Diao was dressed as the countess as Yue was dressed as a maid. The two pretending to kiss passionately.
-Manager Box-
Liu Bei- Nothing like the old opera!
Cao Cao- Or the old scenery…
Liu Bei- The bitchy singers!
Cao Cao- the annoying audience…damn you E!
Liu Bei- And every seat is sold!
Cao Cao- Hardly a disaster beyond all imagination!
-Stage-
Diao Chan- Serabimbo- your disguise is perfect! Hears a knock on the door Who can this be?
Dong Zhuo- Gentle wife, admit your loving husband. He suddenly enters the stage looking like a fruitcake with his costume on, he grabs hold of Xing's butt, as she squeaks running off before kicking him in the shin OW…ah…My love- I am called to England on affairs of State, and leave you with your new maid! he turns looking to the crowd saying aside Though I'd happily take the maid with me.
Diao Chan- aside The old fat fool is leaving!
Dong Zhuo- Aside I suspect my young bride is untrue to me. I shall not leave, but shall hide over there to observe her looks to Chan Addio!
Diao Chan- Addio!
Both- Addio!
Zhuo moves over to the side of the stage as if he was hiding to watch the action. Diao Chan moved from the bed along with Yue following along.
Diao Chan- Serabimbo- away with this pretence! Reaches ripping off, Yue dress to reveal her wearing manly breeches, and ripped a slight bit of her shirt as well….
Backstage
Cao Pi- Not like that nothing you see everyday…notes Yue
Guan Yu- nods She plays a man perfectly…even if her boob is sticking out…..Holy Shit! Nipple!
Cao Pi- squints his eyes to see better then gasps Whoa!
Stage
Diao Chan- grins softly You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence! leans to kiss give her a fake kiss, then pulls away Old fat ass makes me laugh! Haha, haha! Haha! Haha! Time I tired to get a better half!
Chan/He/Liao/Ji – Poor fool, he doesn't know! Hoho, hoho, hoho, hoho! If he knew the truth, he'd never let it go!
Suddenly the chandelier started to blink as Sima Yi's voice came from nowhere.
Sima Yi- Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty!
Xing Cai- she jumped from her place looking up quietly where she heard the voice, terrified He's here, the Phantom of the Opera...
Yue Ying- looking fearful as well He's here…
Diao Chan- Glares at Yue You part is silent little whore toad! said so no other ears could her
Oh but Sima hear Chan's hiss, his figure begun to appear above the stage upon the catwalks, a glare formed his eyes.
Sima Yi- A toad, Madame? Perhaps it is you…who are the toad…
Zhou Yu- Please…continue! whispered to Diao Chan
Diao Chan- Right…she clears her throat and continues Serabimbo, away with this pretence! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my croak
Sima Yi could be heard chuckling, a gasp came from Zhou Yu who stood at the head of the stage, as Diao Chan looked to Zhou Yu with a surprised look, but she continues on.
Diao Chan- Poor fool he makes me laugh, haha, haha, haha Croak, croak, croak
Sima Yi begun to laugh hysterically at the sight of the continuous croaking from Chan's lips, slowly fading into the shadows of the catwalks, the chandelier lights begun to blink on and off constantly, Sima Yi voice then overpowering letting out a great cry:
Sima Yi- Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier!
Diao Chan ran from the stage in tears, the curtains quietly drawing closed as Cao and Bei rushed off to the stage, both looking to be in fear and annoyed of the matter, as they try to settle the laughing crowd.
Cao Cao- Ladies and Gentlemen! The performance will continue in ten minutes' time! he looked to the Box Five then to the chandelier seeing it stopped blinking…when the role of Countess will be played by Miss Daae!
Cao reaches in the back of the curtain grabbing someone pulling them out hoping it was her, but no it was He, he smiled waving to the crow before Cao pushed him back and tried again becoming successful. Yue looked around fear struck, Cao noticed her boob was hanging out he blinked, but she pulled away quickly before he said anything.
Liu Bei- In the meantime, we shall be giving you the ballet from Act 3 of tonight's opera!
Zhou Yu- What?
Liu Bei- Maestro- the ballet…..NOW!
Zhou Yu jumps a bit, then flips through his notes, telling the symphony around him to do the same. Cao and Bei left the stage for the dancer to appear taking over, doing their number. Upon the catwalk Gan Ning was looking down releasing the backdrop for the scene, until he sharply looked behind and stood Sima Yi with eyes to kill. Gan Ning, of course being stubborn decided to tackle Sima Yi down, starting a brawl between them.
Backstage
Cao Pi- is…he supposes to do that?
Guan Yu- looks to the script…no…
Cao Pi- This will be interesting…
Director- walks back from taking a break, her eyes widen seeing Ning and Sima duking it out WHAT THE FUCK!
Stage
The dance continued below, rather long than they plan, Xing looked to the girls whispering, asking if they should have stopped by now. Xing then glanced up seeing he shadows of Ning and Sima struggle.
Xing Cai- to herself What the….
Backstage
Everyone from backstage gathered where they could catch the site, Fei was taking beats on who will win, as the director had a look of pure annoyance on her face. Yue ran from her dressing room hearing the commotion, her eyes widen seeing the two on the catwalk fighting.
Zhang He- Purely savage that man is! Going to bruise his beautiful face!
Ling Tong- sighs Like Ning cares, he loves cuts and buries…
Zhang He- I was talking about Sima's face!
Guan Yu- I think we should tell Gan to take a fall…
Director-…Someone make them stop so we can continue!
Zhuge Liang- chuckles to himself What men would do for a pair of Yue's underwear…
Cao Pi- looks to Zhuge You told Ning to do that?
Zhuge Liang- Why not? The man needs learn, though he maybe the leading role, he can't touch my wife!
Yue Ying- Asshole! smacks him over the head with Zhu Rong cane knocking him out cold Never interfere with a play again! Guan Ping dear, go lock him in a closet or something.
Guan Ping- Yes ma'am! takes Zhuge and drags him away
Director- growls then takes off her shoe tossing it in the back of Nings' head, causing him to fall off the catwalk before the dancers. Bulls eye! clears throat ok continue!
Stage
Sima Yi managed to stagger away backstage with a bit of help, as the Dancer screamed franticly at the knocked out Ning before them, Yue appeared upon the stage slightly dressed for the part of Countess, with a cloak covering her shoulders.
Yue Ying- Raoul!
Zhao Yun- he ran upon the stage embracing Yue Christine, come with me… he started to lead her away
Yue Ying- stopping him No, to the roof. We'll be safe there. She lead him away heading to the roof top
Cao and Bei hurried to the stage, trying to calm the crowd down, policemen ran upon the stage looking at the body and all around.
Cao- Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats. Do not panic! It was an accident!….Simply an accident!
Scene 10
Roof of the Opera House
Yue and Yun where saw rushing about the stage, here hand joined as Yue lead them.
Zhao Yun- Why have you brought us here?
Yue Ying- Can't go back there!
Zhao Yun- We must return!
Yue Ying- He'll kill you…
Zhao Yun- Be still now…Still I say! stumbled s bit
Yue Ying- doesn't notice His eyes will find us there!
Zhao Yun- Don't say that!
Yue Ying- Those eyes that burn! Of flaming hell!
Zhao Yun-I don't fear hell!
Yue Ying- And if he has to kill a thousand men!
Zhao Yun- Your watching too many horror movies!
Yue Ying- stops the Phantom of the Opera will kill again!
Zhao Yun- There is no Phantom…just a nerdy man, running around thinking he's all-bad…
Yue Ying- My God, who is this man…
Zhao Yun- My God, who is this man…
Yue Ying-…who hunts to kill…?
Zhao Yun- …this nerd of death….?
Yue Ying- I can't escape from him…
Zhao Yun- Whose is this voice you hear…
Yue Ying- I never will!
Zhao Yun- With every breath?
Both- And in this labyrinth, where night is blind, the Phantom of the Opera is here: inside your/my mind.
Zhao Yun- lightly touches her shoulder There is no Phantom…
Yue Ying- looks to him Raoul I been there- to his world of unending night…To a world where the daylight dissolves into darkness…darkness…Raoul I've seen him! Can I ever forget that sight? Can I ever escape from that face? So distorted, deformed, it was hardly a face in the darkness…darkness… her eyes begun to look like she was in another trance But his voice filled my spirit with a strange new sound…In that night there was music in my mind…And through music my soul begun to soar! And I heard as I'd never heard before…
Zhao Yun- Just a dream of Michele Jackson and nothing more…
Yue Ying- Yet in his eyes all the sadness of the world…Those pleading eyes, which both threaten and adore…
Zhao Yun- move to comfort her Christine…Christine…
Sima Yi- a ghostly echo of Yun's words Christine…
Yue Ying- looks around What was that? she then looked to Yun , there eyes met for a moment.
Zhao Yun- No more talk of darkness, forget these wide-eyed fears. I'm here…nothing can harm you, my words will warm and calm you. Let me be your freedom, let daylight dry your tears, I'm here…with you beside you, to guard you and to guide you…
Yue Ying- Smiles softly to him Say you love me every walking moment, turn my head with talk of summertime…Say you need me with you, now and always…Promise me that all you say is true- that's all I ask of you…
Zhao Yun- Let me be your shelter, let me be your light. You're safe: No-one will find you, your fears are far behind you…
Yue Ying- All I want is freedom, a world with no more night…and you always beside me, to hold me and to hide me…
Zhao Yun- Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime. Let me lead you from your solitude…Say you need me with you here, beside you…Anywhere you go, let me go too- Yu-Christine…that's all I ask of you…blinks as he almost slipped for a moment
Yue Ying- caught that slip, he brow rose slightly Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime…say the word and I will follow you…
Both- Share each day with me, each night, each morning…
Yue Ying- Say you love me…
Zhao Yun- whispers slightly You know I do…
Both- Love me- that's all I ask of you…
The leaned to each other, kissing one another softy, Yue placing her arms around his neck…looking rather real backstage…
Backstage
Guan Yu- brow rose slowly….is it me, or did I just see some tongue?
Cao Pi- I saw it too…
Director- Their acting guys…
Guan Yu- to Pi Doesn't look that way…
Stage
The two slowly parted, smiling to one another as they continued their song.
Both- Anywhere you go- let me go too…Love me, that's all I ask of you…
Yue Ying- I must go- they'll wonder where I am, come with me Y—Raoul!
Zhao Yun- smiles Yu-Christine I love you!
Both started to moved from the stage
Yue Ying- Order your white horses, be with them at the door!
Zhao Yun- And soon you'll be beside me!
Yue Ying- You'll guard me, and you'll hide me…
With that they hurried off the stage, Sima Yi slowly emerged from behind one of the statues a look of sadness and disbelief upon his face.
Sima Yi-…I gave you my music…made your song take wing- and now, how you've repaid me, denied me, and betrayed me…He was bound to love you, when he heard you sing…Yu-Christine…Christine…blinks
A echo of Yue and Yun's voices repeating the chorus of the song they just sang. Siam Yi hearing it, his chest begun to heave and his body shook, a growl passed his lips as then cried out in anger.
Sima Yi- You will curse the day you did not do—all that the Phantom asked of you…!
The lights go dark as Sima's voice echoed you all over the stage as it was changed, the light returned showing Yue in her full Countess costume, along with other actors taking their bows, then Sima's maniacal laughter filled the auditorium, as he is seen above the stage rocking the Chandelier. The light upon it begun to flicker, as it fell before Yue's feet nearly knocking her over, and the lights going out darkening the auditorium.
