Point of View Greg

"Got evidence?", Catherine joked as she glanced over the mountainous piles of bags spread out on the evidence table. There had to be hundreds of things in that room with some form of DNA on it.

"Yah. Just a bit.", I snapped,"We got, hmm, 4 condoms, 8 beer bottles, 1 knife, 3 lollipops, about a bajillion different fingerprints, a cooler filled with blood, and a 'partridge in a pear tree'", I joked, singing the last part.

"What the hell happened last night?", Catherine asked.

"I have no idea, but Tara's gonna be clocking some overtime tonight."

I rummaged though the mountain, trying to decide how to bring this stuff to her. I had an idea, maybe not the best one, but still.

"Um, Greg?", Catherine said to me as she saw me pulling on a garbage bag like a sled down the hall with all this evidence on it.

"Yeah?", I said, a little out of breath, this stuff was heavy.

"What in hell are you trying to do?"

" I'm bringing the evidence to Tara."

"Okay, if that's what you want to call that. But you know, we do have carts for the big stuff. But hey, don't let me spoil your, um, fun."

I heaved the mountain into Tara's lab, and she stared at me like I was insane.

"What, um, what?"

"What are you talking about? I need you to process this evidence."

"You want me to process that?"

"Yah."

"O-kay. Oh, and Greg, before you go, what-", she paused to laugh,"-is this?"

She held up my collection of porno that I kept in the lab. I forgot to take it out of there when she replaced me.

"Mine. I like porn.", I said with my usual smirk."Gimme!"

"Ah-ah-ah!", she teased." I have to show Catherine this. This is hilarious."

I tried to catch her as she darted out of the lab with my magazines shouting for Catherine to come see what she had found. She outran me barely as she caught up with Catherine.

"Look at what I found!", she teased as her hand shot up to proudly show Catherine her findings."Greggo's private 'stash'."

Catherine walked over as I fought to grab the magazines out of Tara's hands, but no luck.

"Ha-ha, is that really his, what am I saying, of course this is Greg's, who else would have this? This is good, Tara. Nick, War, you gotta see what Tara found!"

"Aw, come on!", I begged, not embarrassed, but not wanting the guys to steal any.

Nick and Warrick came over, and looked at Tara's prize. "Dude, that's sweet", Nick laughed, "Lemme see."

"Nice, man", Warrick replied."Those yours T?", he joked.

"Nope, they're Greggo's. I found them in the lab. In the drawer."

Everyone stopped talking abruptly when Grissom came over. I grabbed the magazines that Tara was now hiding behind her back.

We all smiled guiltily and I guess he decided he really didn't want to know, so he walked away, probably thinking we were all insane.