Link121: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello! Does that extremely annoy you? Readers nod and throw rotten tomatoes at him Yummy, tomatoes! Begins eating them I feel so loved!

Disclaimer: Apparently he's lost all his sanity…

Link121: (Yes, he has.)Stops feasting on the rotten tomatoes and looks at the disclaimer guy I'm insane 'cause its taking so damn long for the new Zelda game to come out!

Disclaimer: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, he does not own Zelda. If he did, the new Zelda game, Twilight Princess, would be out by now.

Link121: Yup. Damn, we've talked too long! Time to get on with the story! YAY! Keeps eating tomatoes (Gross…) Shut up, Navi.

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Link, Navi, Jason and I all walked down the narrow pathway to the Great Deku Tree. All of a sudden, the plant monsters, Deku Babas, popped out of the ground.

I reached behind me. I didn't have a sword. Or any kind of weapon. Neither did Link.

But I had an idea. An evil idea. (a/n Mwahahaha! I'm so evil!) I turned my head to Jason. I grabbed him, and tossed him at one of the evil flowers.

He hit it with such force he went right through it. It killed the plant instantly, leaving a deku stick behind. I ran over and held it up in the air.

Instead of telling me what it was, Jason cursed at me. Instead of responding, I grabbed him again and threw him at the third one. That one died, too. Jason, who was covered by green blood, glared at me.

Now Link and Navi were staring at me. I smiled at them. I looked at Jason again. He knew better then to come back. Instead, he flew backwards, into the awaiting mouth of a deku baba.

The plant close its mouth on him. I took out the stick I had just found. I ran at the giant Venus Fly Trap. It was smiling, with its strange flower mouth. But I ruined it's happiness by killing it. The deku baba opened its mouth while it died, and Jason flew out.

"Whew, it smelled in there," he said. I sniffed the air. "Seems you smell bad." I said. Jason sniffed. "Damn! I got it's spit all over me!" Jason cried.

"Um… I just thought of this, but the blood that was on you is gone now…" I said, disgusted. "That would mean… gross! It swallowed it's own kind's blood!" Jason replied, disgusted, too.

"Damn right." I yelled. "We should go meet the Deku Tree now," said Navi. We all nodded.

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We walked into the clearing. In front of us there was a giant tree about three stories high. It had a face, too! And a mustache! Cool!

"Nice mustache." I said. The Deku Tree totally ignored me. Looks like even though he thinks I'm annoying, he still thinks I have to help Link.

"Link, has thou returned with the one Gary?" The Deku Tree asked him. "Yes, Great Deku Tree." Links said, pointing at me.

"Gary, I sense great courage, wisdom, and power within you." The Deku Tree said.

"Wisdom?" I asked. "That's a first. Usually I lead myself down the wrong path, like in the Lost Woods in the game."

Everyone except Jason looked at me. He knew what I was talking about. He's played OoT but cant get past the Lost Woods.

"In the game?" Everyone except Jason asked. He was to busy looking at his wings. "Umm… Sorry, forget what I just said." I said.

"Okay, Deku Tree, please just tell us what to do." I said. "First, you need swords. Here they are." The Deku Tree said. (a/n I know, that doesn't sound like The Deku Tree. (No, that doesn't.) Shut up, Navi)

Weopons floated down onto us. We both got a sword. They both looked like the Kokiri Sword, except mine had a golden gem in the middle. The shields were Deku Shields.

"Now you can go and defeat the curse. Good luck." The Deku Tree said. He opened his mouth wide, and we went inside.

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Link121: Next chappie my sis is gunna be a guest star! Yes, when we all talk about stuff at the top. But she's gunna be in the story, too, a lil' after when we meet Princess Zelda. Yes. Okay, see you on the next chappie!(Me, too!) Damnit, Navi! Shut up!