Link121: To all fans… if I have any… I AM SORRY I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN SO LONG! Well, that chapter that was we were gonna chat with my sis was canceled… WELL, one, I slacked off, and then, my comp got a virus, had to delete everything… And then I was too lazy to type it again… BUT! I will right all the reviews down.

Disclaimer Guy: And now, my name is Disclaimer Guy!

Link121: Shut up. We don't care. And if I'm not lazy, I will open up the internet! And let me just tell you, This will not be chapter three! I'm too lazy too right it now, so I only give you preview! MWAHAHAHAA!

SpotlessLadybug: Fine, I reviewed! Happy now? Go eat your ice cream! And why do you sing to our dog? Me: I ate my ice cream months ago! And Bella likes it when I sing to her… I think.

TheCrazedPyromaniac: Hi! Surprised to see me here? (burns lots of things, including Jason) Jason: OWWWWW! IT BURNS! TheCrazedPyromaniac: Um… Sorry? BYE! (Runs) Link121: Heh heh… Jason on fire… Well, thanks!

HopelessMaiden: This is so like Idiot Meets Hyrule! But that's not a bad thing. Me: Thanks! Idiot Meets Hyrule is actually what inspired me to make this story. Jason: Cough cough…

Ril-0: HA HA HA HA! Cool story! But if you don't update soon, I'm going to spam you to the depths of hell! Link121: Uh… Thanks, I guess… Uhhh… Jason: Hey! I stopped burning! And Gary, I suggest you update. Link121: What the hell do you THINK I'm doing? Um… wait… I'm not really updating. Just giving a crap preview which has spoilers and talkin' to the reviewers.

Link121: ANYWAY, Jason says hi, and this preview has a spoiler. Well, on with it.

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I ran towards the giant skulltula and slashed at it's stomache with my sword. Blood splattered all over the place and the skulltula died.

I looked down below from the ledge at the spider webs covering the hole. I turned to Link. "That water looks cold," I said, "I'm not going in." Jason flew up next to me. "Yes you are." He said.

"You go first!" I told Link. He nodded and jumped off the ledge. He yelled all the way down as he fell, making the giant cobwebs break. He fell into the water down there, quickly coming up. He swam over to a shallow part of the water, stood up, and shivered.

"Exactly what I thought." I told Jason. "Well, your going in anyway." he said, pushing me off. I fell down head first, yelling "CURSE YOU JASON!" I closed my eyes. I was still falling. I stopped, and guessed I was in the water. But I felt exactly the same as I did in the air.

I wondered. Then I opened my eyes. Around me was a barrier of light, protecting me from the water. I swam up. Link looked at me, and made a confused face. "What did you do?" He asked.

"I don't know…" I said. "I just thought of not falling into the cold water, and… Wait."

I thought about the light barrier around me disappearing. It disappeared. I thought of it around me again, and it appeared! "Whoa…" Jason said as he flew around me.

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Link121: That's all for now, until I get the stupid chapter up. I think that you know what this whole light thingy means.