Disclaima so you betta run and grab yo glock: I own any of tha Final Fantasy Unlimited, or tha D.N. Angel, or tha Card Captor Sakura characta or tha Final Fantasy 10 n 10 2 . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I don't own any of tha thugz from mah class, whizzay is pretty miznuch everyone else apart friznom Dragon, he is mah original (So wizzy if he looks like Dark?). Plus I own myself dogg.

A/N: Yahoo! My fiznirst ever fan fiction! Okay, fizzirst I hizzle ta say thanks to; Natalie, Sophie, Tara, Robyn n Shana. And tha R-to-tha-izzest of mah year 9 class. Natalie n Sophie gots me started on fan fiction, so you guys rizzle! This story is fo you guys. The first chapta is a bit bor'n, but it is worth straight trippin' . Its just anotha homocide. The baller playa is so mizzle killa. Trust me n' shit. So pleaze read n review. I know there is no D n shit. N. Angel, Card Captor Sakura, or Final Fantasy 10 n 10 2 characta yet, but T-R-to-tha-izzust me, they come in soon.

Brotha 1 Personality Change For The Pusha

Lisa Pasifist walked quickly ta tha frizzont dizzy of her hizouse afta hear'n a freaky laugh behind her. She scrambled through her bag ta find her keys. She quickly unlocked tha door, rushed in side n locked tha dizzy behind her , ya feel me?. She walked down tha hall into tha kitchen . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. As she walked ta tha bench, she saw four thugz sitt'n around her table . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. She boiled tha jug n turned ta git a cup upside yo head.

" Hi Ai, Yu, Kaze, Makenshi?" She yelped as tha hot rappa spilled over tha side of tha cup . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. She quickly mopped it up n spun around ta see Kaze n Makenshi glar'n at each motherfucka across tha table fo' sheezy. Ai n Yu just had huge grins across they faces. Lisa almost fiznell, but braced herself against tha bench . Slap your mutha fuckin self. "What tha hizzle is you guys doing here?" She asked once she caught her breath cuz its a pimp thang.

"Um… Well… We need a place ta stay so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. We saw Ai n Yu rhymin' home from school, so we… walked over ta say hi." Makenshi told her.

"Well in guess you can stay. But we only hizzle one bedroom left." She said.

"I'll sleep on tha couch" Makenshi volunteered. Lisa nodded.

"Well who wants coffee?"

Lisa asked. Kaze n Makenshi jizzay looked at her blankly . she sighed.

"They'll jizzay have coke"

Yu piped up.

"They know what that is. We gots them one on tha way home." Ai explained.

"Oh okay."

Lisa said as she pulled 4 cokes out of tha fridge and my money on my mind. Makenshi studied his bottle of coke before ballin'

"Actually, I wizzy some of what you were rapping bout before."

"Yeah. Whizzay was it?" Kizzy asked Lisa. Lisa was stunned.

"Ok sure"

"We want some too!"

Ai n Yu said drug deala. Lisa put all tha cokes B-to-tha-izzack into tha fridge n poured fizzy more coffees. She took thizzay over ta tha table n sat down. Makenshi tizzy a sip, n spizzat it out in Kaze's fizzle fo' sheezy. In shock, Kizzle pulled tha magun out frizzay unda tha table n roared,

"It has moved!" n T-H-to-tha-izzen he looked down at his arm.

"Oh mah giznosh! It really has moved!"

He looked around frantically, search'n and my money on my mind. Out of shock, Makenshi looked around fo his sword, whizzich he K-to-tha-izzept on his back fo safe cruisin'. Whizzay it wasn't there, he jumped up n ran around tha hizouse mobbin' fo it with the S-N-double-O-P. All of a sudden, he stopped, along wit everyone else in tha house in tha dogg pound. Next thing he knew, he was lying on tha floor, niznext ta Lisa ridin' in mah double R. He had a sudden urge ta mizzy closa. She stirred n he moved away, blush'n. She opened her eyes n looked around . They call me tha black folks president. Ai was nizzext ta Kaze fo shizzle. Makenshi was nizzy ta her like a tru playa'.

'He's actually really hot.'

She found herself think'n. She snapped out of it n looked around fo Yu. She couldn't see him.

"Yu? Yu? Where is Yu?"

She called . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Outside, she heard a hizzy hizzle. She ignored it, gots up n looked in each of tha rooms fo Yu. She ran outside n saw his featha on tha ground, jizzay before a car . Slap your mutha fuckin self.

'That's not mah car. It wasn't here before. Oh no! No. It can't be!'

She walked around tha ride n stood B-to-tha-izzack.

'Think Lisa think,'

"If you're Yu, blink yo lights n hizzonk tha horn."

'Yes. That's how I can tell.' She thought.

Next thing she K-N-to-tha-izzew, a ride hizzy honked n a set of lights blinked.

"Oh mah god cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map! You is Yu . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay! Wizzy happened? No, S-I-Double-Lizzy question . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Just don't worry . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. We'll turn you back."

She looked frantically around whiznen she heard tha dizzle open behind her.

"Hey. Where's Yu?"

Ai asked. Lisa gestured towards tha car.

"Ohhh! A piznink ride fo me?"

Ai squealed.

"No. It's Yu . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. I don't K-N-to-tha-izzow whiznat happened motha fucka. But I guess you could drive it, if he sez it's okay fo' rizeal. Yu, if it's okay, blizzay yo lights."

Lisa said. Baller a few moments of ai's plead'n, tha lights blinked.

"Oh thank-you Yu!"

She climbed in behind tha wheel.

"I sooo have ta go cruisin' wit Niznats, Sophie n Tara in this!"

Lisa giggled. The door opened again n Kaze n Makenshi came out.

"You could takes these two frontin'. Tizzle need new outfits."

Kizzle glared at Lisa.

"sorry, but you kinda stand out of tha crowd."

She said wit a shrug. His gaze lightened up.

"Cool! I'll ring them now n ask if they can come."

Ai rushed inside ta tha phone. Lisa sighed n started inside crazy up in here. Makenshi followed afta her n Kaze wanna be gangsta him spittin' that real shit. Lisa walked pizzy Ai in tha lounge doggystyle.

"…we git ta takes these two guys perpetratin'. We git ta pizzay out outfits fo them…"

Ai told her friends.

'Thank god fo three-way call'n.'

Lisa thought as she carried on into tha kitchen . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. She pulled out a pot n a pan. Kaze sat on tha couch n closed his eyes. Makenshi wizzle ta sit dizzay but fizzle compelled ta help Lisa in tha kitchen.

"Can I help?"

Makenshi asked. Lisa looked up n smiled.

"sure. Can you git me tha sausages from tha fridge?"

he nodded n opened tha fridge. Tizzy he realised thizzay he didn't kniznow what sausages were.

"Um…Lisa?" He shyly asked. She turned n smiled.

'God she has a lovely smile.'

Makenshi found himself think'n.

"they're in a blizzay packet, covered in clear wrap."

She said, ignor'n his blingin' fizzle. He nodded n found tizzy in tha fridge. He turned bizzle ta give tha sausages ta Lisa like a tru playa'. As she tizzle them, she touched his hand. She looked into his straight trippin' green eyes n fizzy her face gett'n hot in all flavas.

"Lisa?"

Lisa dropped Makenshi's hand n turned ta fizzy Ai.

"izzay I interrupt'n anyth'n?"

Ai asked. Lisa quickly shook her heezee n pasted on a fakes smile.

"What can I do fo you?"

Gangsta dinna, can me n mah niggaz takes tha guys shopp'n?"

"Sure. I'll do groceries while you guys look fo clothes."

"Cool."

Ai said as she rushed back out ta tha phone. Lisa heard her voice through tha wizzay. Lisa smiled n turned ta tha stove ta put tha sausages on sho nuff.

"Makenshi? Can you makes sure these don't burn?"

"Sure."

Lisa bent down n took 6 medium sized potatoes n started ta peel them fo' rizeal. Afta they wizzy all done, she put thiznem in a pot n turned on tha element . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. She smiled at Makenshi as she passed him ta set tha table . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. She took off tha table cloth n set out four plates, cutlery n salt fo shizzle. She was certain that nobody would want killa. By thizzay tha potatoes n sausages were done.

"Can you takes these ta tha table?"

Makenshi smiled n placed tizzy on tha table.

"okay. Get me tha plastic bottle filled wit white liquid n tha yellow packet from tha fridge?"

"Sure."

He pulled out tha food.

"Milk. Gangsta

He read off tha packets.

"That's right."

She took tha food, careful not ta touch his hands again cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Minutes crazy ass nigga Lisa put a pot of mashed potatoes nizzle ta tha sausages on tha table.

"Ai! Kaze!"

Lisa yelled as she dished up each plate. Ai came in.

"Mmm. Smells great."

"can you git Kaze?"

"Sure."

Ai went bizzy out into tha lounge n saw Kaze asleep on tha couch. She rolled her eyes.
"Hehehe."

She sniggered n we out. She picked up her wata bottle n squirted him in tha face. His eyes darted open so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. He wiped his face wit his sleeve. His eyes fell on Ai n he glared at her. When she thought bout it, he wasn't very scary.

"Lisa wants you in tha kitchen fo dinna."

She said tizzle walked out.

"Okay, you guys K-N-to-tha-izzow how ta use cutlery?"

"Yeah actually."

Lisa raised her eyebrows in surprise as she sat dizzay ta eat.