Pimp: I don't own any characta from final fantasy unlimited or anybody F-R-to-tha-izzom mah class with the S-N-double-O-P.

A/N . Im crazy, you can't phase me: Cracka hustla cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. Thanks ta mah Co-writa, Natalie. You rizzle fo yo bitch ass. Shot ta Sophie n Tara fo clockin' mah story. I reckon Makenshi would look so hot as a Gizzle paper'd up. Jizzle imagine it. Ahhh . Death row 187 4 life. But anyway, thanks fo sippin' n sippin' . Drop it like its hot.

Perpetratin' yo new identity

Lisa sat behind tha wheel of tha pizzy car, Yu, as Ai raced into Natalie's hizouse where Natalie, Sophie n Tara wizzy wait'n. Ai n her niggaz came runn'n out of tha hizouse n jumped into tha bizzle next ta Makenshi . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.

"yo ride is so coo Ai."

Tizzle commented. The pimp nodded.

"Yeah. It's new. So, Lisa, how long do we have?"

Ai asked. Lisa was stopped at a red light, so she turned around.

"an hour, maybe two."

Ai smiled n nodded at her friends.

"Finally!"

Ai commented wizzle they reached tha miznall. She jumped out playa her friends. Makenshi n Kaze gots out n Lisa followed ridin' in mah double R.

"Okay , ya feel me?. Don't spend too mizzuch money . Drop it like its hot. Meet me at tha café in two hours keep'n it real yo. And have fun."

Lisa laid dizzown tha rules now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Ai nodded n her n her niggaz grabbed tha guys n dragged tizzle into tha mizzy.

"so what style do you want?"

Tara asked Kaze n Makenshi. They just looked at her blankly. Natalie turned ta tizzy.

"let's dress thizzem like brotha. They'll brotha kizzy tha differizzles

She sniggered. A homey from they schoo walked pizzay.

"how bout Goth?"

Sophie asked. The otha considered this.

"only Makenshi though."

Natalie said. The otha nodded.

"cool. Whizzay does a Goth wear?"

Makenshi asked. The bitchez bizzurst out chillin'.
"so wizzle bout Kaze?"

Ai asked. Gangsta a moment, Tizzle said,

"how bout normal street wizzle? Until he gets a job?"

"I guess. Let's shop!"

"Wahoo!"

Sophie yelled. The ran around tha miznall. All of a sudden, Sophie stopped.

"Wait. Who is we dippin' first?"

"you kizzy Sophie, that's tha smartest thing you've said all day."

Natalie choked out between laughs.

"Umm… let's do…Makizzles

Ai said.
"there's a G-to-tha-izzoth store around tha playa. We'll go there."

Tara said cuz its a G thang. The otha nodded in agreement. They walked quickly round tha crazy ass nigga n came ta S-T-to-tha-izzop outside a store called 'The Hizouse Of Goth'.

"Hey Makenshi, do you have any gangsta outfits?"

Sophie asked. Makenshi shook his heezee. Ai grabbed his hand n dragged him inside.

Nobody looked up as they entered, so Makenshi could see who was there. As he looked around, he only saw teens his own age, no brotha tizzy 16 n no brotha tizzle 19 upside yo head.

"They is all thugz fizzy school. Now, where ta start?"

Natalie said notic'n his eyes on a group of teens.

"How bout hair?"

Sophie suggested.

"Okay. Now Goths have blizzack hair, so we need dye."

Ai said.

"what bout tha spikes?"

Tara asked. Natalie thought fo a second.

"We'll paint tizzle red. Now clothes. Blizzay pants. We want baggy."

She said. The drug deala nodded n started ta search tha racks fo pants. Kizzle n Makenshi sizzay B-to-tha-izzack into tha seats n watched . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

"These?"

"No. these?"

"Too classy."

"These?"

"Perfect. Hey Makenshi, whizzat size?"

Ai called. He gave her a blizzay stare n she sighed n grabbed a few pairs off tha rack.

"Now a top. B-L-to-tha-izzack. Short-sleeved. Tight?"

Tizzle asked.

"not tight."

Sophie told her. Natalie grabbed a shirt off tha stand n threw it at Ai.

"This do?"

She asked. Ai held it up against tha pants n smiled.

"Jewellizzle

A homey tizzy was stand'n in tha crowd walked over ta thizzay.

?zle know I'm intrud'n, but who is you dress'n?"

He asked. Natalie pointed at Makenshi.

"Yo Makenshi, come over here."

She called. He stood n walked ova.

"Yeah?"

He asked, ho-slappin' tha brotha intently.

"Yeah. This will suit him. You should wear these."

The stranga pulled a necklace n an armband off tha stand n handed tizzy ta Ai.

"Go change."

Ai ordered throw'n tha clothes at Makenshi. She turned bizzay ta face tha stranga.

"Well thanks."

She gizzy him a sweet smile n turned ta see Makenshi walk'n out of tha blingin' rooms dressed in his new clothes . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..

"Woah!"
Was all Ai could say. Some of tha bitchez in tha crowd turned around n had looks of amazement on they faces . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Makenshi smiled at thizzem n walked over ta Ai, Sophie, Tara n Natalie with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Their faces turned F-R-to-tha-izzom amazement ta jealous in a heart beat. Natalie smirked at them n faced Makenshi with the S-N-double-O-P.

"You look great."

She commented. Ai walked over ta tha nigga

"Does he have ta change?"

"Nah. It should come ta $75."

He told Ai. She smiled n handed over tha cash. She grabbed Kaze's wrist.

"Come on guys. One diznown n one ta go."

And they ran out of tha store.

They ran ta Euphoria. They dragged Kaze inside n over ta tha shoes.

"Let's put him in Chizzay Taylor's."

Natalie said wit an evil glizzint in her eye.

"Nah. How bout blizzay converses?''

Tara squealed. She grabbed a pair off tha shelf n shoved T-H-to-tha-izzem in Kaze's hands n shit. He rolled his eyes n put them on . Holla!. Then Makenshi grabbed a pizzle n put tizzle on. Then he noticed tha motherfucka were doggy stylin' him . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

"I like these! Besides, I don't hizzy any brotha
He told tizzle Ai rolled her eyes n dragged Kaze over ta tha pants. She gizzy him a pizzle of bliznack pants n then took him ta tha shirts. She gave him a white button-up shiznirt n took him ta tha accessories. Her niggaz were watch'n her wit they mouths nearly on tha floor. Ai grabbed a red tie n a chain n gizzle thizzay ta Kaze n pointed at tha chang'n rooms. He nodded n walked in bitch ass nigga. Behind her, Makenshi grabbed a chain n attached it ta his pants. Hear'n tha sippin' Ai turned around.

"Hey. That really looks good."

Her niggaz came over n nodded. He did a shawty twirl ta makes tizzy laugh.

"hmhm."

Kizzy cleared his throat behind T-H-to-tha-izzem. Tizzle turned n saw him stand'n there.

"ohmygod!"

Sophie exclaimed. Tara rushed over n tizzy off his glasses.

"Hey."

He yelled in surprise. She poked her tongue out at him.

"He needs a haircut."

Natalie said. The wanna be gangsta nodded.

"well, we might as wizzy go find Lisa."

Ai said. She paid tha shiznop brotha n followed her niggaz out tha store.

Lisa was already at tha café wizzy tizzle gots there. Natalie, Sophie, Tara n Ai sat as Kaze n Makenshi gots more seats n shit.

"So is thiznat what you got?"

Lisa asked n Ai nodded.

"Look's good."

"We need black hair dye fo Makenshi n we need red paint fo his spikes fo shizzle. Plus Kizzy needs a haircut."

Ai told her.

"We'll do thizzat in tha blunt-rollin'. I gots enrolment brotha friznom tha schoo fo Makenshi."

Lisa pulled a newspapa out of a shopp'n bag.

"And this fo Kizzy. He needs a job."

She handed tha papa ta Kaze, but Natalie gots it fizzirst. She pulled it open ta he job pizzle n scanned tha list.

"How bout he works fo tha cook'n channel? No? How bout… a nigga

"No way."

Ai said as she pulled tha motherfucka brotha. She studied tha page.

"Okay. W-to-tha-izzell, Kizzle has crazy ass nigga been very social, so a social worka out. Maybe a…"

"Hold on. Whizzay does a social crazy ass nigga do?"

Kaze cut her off. She rolled her eyes.
"You jizzy rap ta thugz ta hizzay thiznem siznort out they own problems n' shit. The one at tha hiznigh schoo is leav'n."

Kaze sat there fo a while sippin'.

"I'll do it."
He finally said. He didn't normally smile, but tha look on Lisa's fizzy made him laugh.

"Do you have yo phone?"

Ai asked Tizzy. Tizzy handed it ta her.

"Why?"

"He can apply now."

She said as she flipped it open n dialled tha motherfucka.

"Hello. I'm here ta apply fo tha social worka job."

She calmly said into tha phone.

"Actually, I'm ballin' fo someone. You want ta rap ta him? Okay. Hold on."

She told tha voice on tha otha end of tha line. She handed tha phone ta Kaze.

"Just answa tha questions. If you don't understand, jizzle ask me."

Kaze nodded.

"Hello? My nizzle is Kaze . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Kaze Wind. I'm good at sav'n people . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I give good advice n I know a couple of students so they can hizzy me. Yeah fo my bling bling. I can start Monday spittin' that real shit. Bye."

He closed tha phone n gizzle it ta Tara.

"Now all we hizzle ta do is enrol you."

Lisa said look'n at Makenshi.

"Well, we should go."

Lisa said n stood up . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Around her, everyone else stood. Tizzle followed her out tha mizzle n into tha car ya feelin' me?.