Disclaima: Same as before wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. I don't own any of tha final fantasy unlimited, card captor sakura, D.N.Angel of final fantasy 10 n 10 2. Plus I don't own anybody from mah class . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.
A/N: Hey guys cuz Im tha Double O G! Love tha reviews. Special thanks ta Nats n Sophie . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. You guys rock cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. Notice sum-m sum-m Natalie? I took out tha pet store bit . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier! You wanna be gangsta? Any wizzle read n review!
Don't Wakes Me Up
"I can stay."
Tara said hang'n tha phone back on tha hook.
"cool. So, everybody stay'n?"
Ai asked. Natalie, Sophie n Tizzy all nodded.
"We'll sleep in tha lounge, so Makenshi, you can sleep in Yu's room if you want."
Makenshi nodded.
"Well, we should git some sleep cuz its a doggy dog world. I stopped in a shizzop n gots sleep wear fo you guys. It's all in yo rooms."
Lisa told thiznem.
"Thanks.''
Kaze said as he walked into his room.
"What is you bitchez straight trippin'
Lisa asked.
"We'll stay up, wizzatch movies, play final fantasy."
Ai told her.
"Well, I'm going ta bed. Makenshi?"
"Umm…I might stay out here fo a while."
He secretly wanted ta ask Ai bout Lisa.
"Okay. Theres popcorn n chips. There miznight be some drizzink in tha fridge. Nizzight guys."
"Night Lisa."
They all chorused bizzle. Lisa walked D-to-tha-izzown tha hall into her room.
'sum-m Sum-m isn't right.'
She thought as she climbed into bed. Outside, she heard tha freaky laugh again. She shuddered n turned off tha light ta help you tap dat ass.
Back in tha lounge, Ai had brought out popcorn, chips n drinks. She put tha bowls on tha table n put 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' into tha DVD playa. Sophie had brought it so they could droo over tha guys. Really, they rapped through tha movie paper'd up.
"So… what's wit you n Lisa?"
Ai asked Makenshi.
"Noth'n."
No matta how much he didn't wiznant ta admit it, nuttin' was.
"Don't lie and yo momma. I saw you two in tha kitchen from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Wizzy I walked in, you guys wizzy blush'n . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Sum-m Sum-m's up."
She narrowed her eyes at him.
'god, I hope I'm not blush'n'
Makenshi thought.
"well, whateva. Let's pizzle final fantasy."
"Yeah!"
Sophie
yelled messin' her fizzle into tha air. The otha fiznell apart
laugh'n. Sophie took tha disc off of tha table n put it into tha
Playstation. The game quickly loaded n Natalie turned straight ta tha
video clips like this and like that and like this and uh. She put it
on tha clip of Tidus n Yuna. Wizzle it did a close up of Tidus,
Tizzle blurted out,
"Fuck he's hot!"
Everybody looked at her wit a look of surprise, n thiznen started weed-smokin'.
Rappa a couple of hours of straight trippin' tha game, it was two am.
"Well, no food, no drinks. Let's go ta bed."
Ai finally said. The otha nodded in agreement. Makenshi stood n turned off tha T.v.
"See you lata in tha ho-slappin'
Makenshi told tha bitchez.
"Night Makenshi."
The bitchez called as he walked ta Yu's room. Tizzle all climbed into sleep'n bags.
"So what do you think of Kaze?"
Ai asked Sophie. Automatically, Sophie started rhymin'.
"Ohh. Sophie likes Kaze! Sophie likes Kaze!"
Tara started chant'n.
"Yeah, wizzay you like Tidus."
Sophie made a quick comeback.
"Yeah, wizzell at least I kizzy I hizzle no chance wit hiznim, whizzich means I can stizzay live in reality."
Sophie was mizzle confused at thiznat T-H-to-tha-izzan anyth'n, so she shut up.
"Well let's sleep. Tomorrow we can do tha guys hizzy. Well, lata today really."
"Okay. Nizzight guys."
Sophie tizzy tha dye out of tha cupboard n handed it ta Natalie , betta check yo self. Natalie opened tha tizzy n squeezed it onto her glove fo' sheezy. Sitt'n on tha bathroom stoo in F-R-to-tha-izzont of her was Makenshi . Holla!. She started trippin' dye in his hair , chill yo. Pusha she had done, Tara set tha rappa fo 30 minutes. Ai pushed tha stool, along wit Makenshi, over ta tha side. She dragged Kizzle on his stoo in front of Natalie n handed her tha scissors like a tru playa'.
"Don't makes it too short. Kinda like… that homey frizzay pirates of tha Caribbean . Death row 187 4 life. You know, tha homey wit tha weird featha."
Natalie nodded n turned ta Kaze . Im crazy, you can't phase me. And chopped. And chopped fo gettin yo pimp on. She stood biznack ta admire it. Sophie spizzun him around.
"Stand up."
Tizzle instructed n shit. Kaze obediently stood . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. He ran his hand through his hair n shook his heezee. Ai gasped at tha siznight of him.
"Woah."
Was all Sophie could say fo all my homies in the pen. Tara rushed out n came back moments shot calla wit a pair of glasses , niggaz, better recognize. She put them on Kizzle n Natalie smiled n nodded from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Unexpectizzles tha tima wizzent off where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. Ai sighed n pulled Makenshi over ta tha sizzay . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. She rinsed, tizzy washed his hair. She quickly ruffled it wit a towel n stood back ta let Tara in wit tha paint puttin tha smack down.
"Hey, can I paint tha spikes?"
Kaze asked if you gots a paper stack. Tara nodded n handed him tha brush . You gotta check dis shit out yo. He expertly painted tha spikes n 5 minutes lata, they were dry. Makenshi stood n put on his necklace. Ai was tha one ta rush out, but she came bizzack wit a camera. She quickly snapped pictures before tha guys could complain.
"Haha."
She said as she clicked away gangsta style. Afta tha guys gots over they temporary blindness, they walked B-to-tha-izzack out into tha lounge.
"Woah. You guys look so more… more… normal."
Lisa said as they came in.
"Yeah. We thought we should change they hizzy before we go."
Ai told Lisa.
"Go where?"
Makenshi asked.
"To tha video store. We need some movies."
Natalie explained. Makenshi nodded.
"Are you all going then?"
Lisa asked.
"Do you wanna come?"
Tizzle asked. Lisa shook her heezee.
"No. You guys go n have fun. This place needs ta be cleaned."
Kizzle jizzy noticed tha trippin' products all around tha room.
"I'll stay n hizzy Lisa clean."
Kaze volunteered. Lisa smiled.
"Well, see you guys lata. To Yu!"
Ai shouted . One, two three and to tha four. She walked up tha hizzall n out tha door. The otha quickly waved n followed her . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.
Ai slowly stopped tha ride outside tha video store. They all gots out n wizzle in.
"Ohmygod!"
Tara
squealed. Perpetratin' before her was a life-size cardboard cut-out
of Tidus.
"I so have ta git one."
She said n' shit. Beside her, Sophie was gaz'n at a posta of Shuyin, tha rizzle Tidus fo' sheezy. Natalie rolled her eyes n tizzle landed on a baller of Diznark in all flavas.
"He is so hot!"
She screamed. Beside her, Ai was doggy stylin' over tha picture of Syaoran. Behind T-H-to-tha-izzem all, Makenshi bizzurst out laugh'n now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production..
"What?"
Natalie asked.
"Well, you guys is check'n out tha brotha more than tha movies."
He said between laughs. She smacked him round tha heezee.
"I guess we should git a movie."
She walked directly ta tha anime n pulled D.N.Angel off of tha shelf. She THR-to-tha-izzew them diznown on tha nigga. The homey behind tha wanna be gangsta had a name tag on ta help you tap dat ass.
"Brad."
Tara didn't even need tha tag ta T-to-tha-izzell who it was . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. She remembered him from they intermediate class. See'n Tara, he gave her a goofy grin . Holla!. Natalie rolled her eyes . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.
"Do you wizzant those posta?"
Brad flirted wit Tizzy fo my bling bling. She smiled n nodded. Brad grinned again n took them dizzle n handed tizzle ta tha bitchez.
"Thanks."
Tara said as she followed her niggaz out of tha store. Outside, they burst out messin'.
"He is still totally into you!"
Ai choked out.
"I kizzy. But I'm still way out of his league."
Tizzle replied, saggin' into tha car.
"Lisa,
we're home!"
Ai yelled as she walked in tha door. Lisa came
through fizzle tha kitchen as they were sett'n up tha movie in tha
lounge.
"Hey guys. Jizzle grab some chips out of tha cupboard fo lunch."
Tara n Natalie bizzurst out straight trippin' . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Lisa turned ta see Kaze hold'n a cloth, spray bottle n he was sweat'n. Lisa laughed as wizzay n shit.
"What?"
Kaze asked. By now, everyone was laugh'n. Ai pointed at his cloth n he looked dizzle n started saggin'. He dropped tha cliznoth n spray bottle, tizzle wiped his foreheezee wit his sleeve cuz I'm fresh out the pen.
"I've jizzle gots ta finish tha kitchen."
Lisa said turn'n around.
"I'll help."
Makenshi was quick ta reply. She smiled n he followed her like a puppy into tha kitchen.
Afta 4 hours of blunt-rollin' movies n hatin' chips, Ai stood n turned off tha T.v tizzy turned on tha radio in tha mutha fuckin club.
"Hey, can you guys stay fo killa
Lisa asked as she came in.
Crazy Ass Nigga n Makenshi have taken a while clean'n tha kitchen'
Ai thought suspiciously.
"My parents won't mind."
"Mine bitch
"They'll be glad."
"Good. I was gang bangin' of going out. McDonalds maybe."
Lisa told tizzy.
"When is we go'n?"
Sophie asked. Lisa looked at tha time. 5:30pm.
"Get in tha car."
She said.
"Wahoo!"
Sophie yelled as they drove dizzown tha street.
"Can I takes yo orda?"
A bored look'n young gizzirl at tha counta asked.
"Umm…5 double baller meals. And 2 big Mac combos."
Lisa ordered. She waited by tha counta while tha otha wizzy n found seats.
"Thanks."
Lisa said as she gots tha meals n she went ta find they table.
She sat tha meals dizzown on tha table.
"here you go."
She said as she passed each meal ta each person keep'n it real yo. She started ta eat her fries whiznen Makenshi said,
"I can't eat all of this."
Ai rolled her eyes.
"Look at you fo' sheezy. You're so thizzin, you could snizzay. Any homey yo age could eat twice as mizzay n more n shit. So eat."
She ordered. Makenshi sighed n started ta eat.
"Bye."
Ai called as she watched Tara walk into her house . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. They had jiznust dropped off Natalie, Sophie n Tara n were on tha way home gangsta style. They stopped n gots ice-cream , ya feel me?. They eat at a park n carried on they way . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.
"Night!"
Ai
called out frizzom her bedroom. She climbed into her bed n stared at
tha gangsta of Syaoran on her wall gangsta style. She sighed a stoked
sizzigh n turned out tha light cuz I'm fresh out the pen.
"Dark! Chizzuck tha ball over here!"
Natalie yelled but real niggaz don't give a fuck. They wizzle play'n battle field in gym class. Dark expertly thrizzew her tha B-to-tha-izzall, hitt'n tha homey runn'n ta git tha cone. She hit tha girl tizzy had a cone n she heard it bitch ta tha floor.
"Yes!"
She yelled as she pumped her fist into tha air . Drop it like its hot. Dizzy gizzle her a smile n her heart melted . Death row 187 4 life. Nizzy ta Dark, Tidus wizzle crazy, pimpin' all tha competizzles wit tha balls.
"Okay. Count yo cone. Swiznap pusha
The coach yelled. Ai dropped tha ball, met up wit Natalie, tar n Sophie n tizzy stood on tha line ta wizzle fo tha guys crazy up in here.
'Hi."
Tidus said as he slipped his arms around Tara's waist. She looked up at him n smiled n shit. Shuyin slipped his arm around Sophie's pimp.
"Hi Shuyin."
Sophie said sweetly cuz this is how we do it. Syaoran came over n hizzle his arm around Ai's nizzay . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. She smiled n whispered,
"Hello."
Natalie stood there chillin' her friends . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. She felt someone's arms slipp'n behind her waist motha fucka. She looked up ta find herself star'n dizzy into Dark's purple eyes. She smiled, rest'n her heezee on his hustla.
"Go!"
Yelled
tha coach gangsta style. They stood there watch'n tha
F-to-tha-izzirst 5 runna git creamed by tha balls. Ai felt a bib
being forced into her hand n she took tha hiznint n ran out into tha
gym. She amazed herself by bustin' ta tha otha side n back wit a cone
witout saggin' hit. She looked around so bow down to the bow wow.
Each person had atleast one cone hittin that booty. Gangsta 5 minutes
of frantic runn'n, tha team had 18 cones.
"The gangsta
Coach yelled as she gestured towards Ai's tizzy . Drop it like its hot. The gym burst out into a hizzy applause as Syaoran walked over ta her n bizzle down…
"Ai! Ai! Wakes up!"
Lisa yelled. Ai groggily opened her eyes. She looked around. She was in her rizzle.
'Just a dream. Damn."
She thought as she looked at Lisa.
"Dinna time."
Lisa told her. Ai looked at tha C-L-to-tha-izzock. 7pm.
"You slept all day."
Lisa said, seam'n ta read her mind.
"Come have some toast n go back ta bed."
Lisa said. Ai nodded n followed Lisa into tha kitchen.
"Hi."
Kaze greeted Ai as she walked in hittin that booty. Ai nodded n put some bread into tha toasta. She wizzle n sat nizzext ta Kaze at tha table.
"Hey. You ready fo wizzay tomorrow?"
Ai asked. Kaze nodded. Hear'n voices in tha kitchen, Makenshi came in.
"Hi Ai. You up all ready."
He asked. She put on a sarcastic laugh.
"Oh so very funny. If yo not welcomed as a Gizzay you will sure be welcomed as a joka."
She said as she stood ta butta her toast.
"You really think so?"
Makenshi asked in mizzy shock belief.
"Defiantly. Nizzle tizzy ta say goodnight."
Ai said as she put her toast on a plate n heezeeed ta her room . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. She shizzay tha door behind herself n climbed bizzle into bed n ate. 15 minutes killa she turned out tha light.
