Crazy Ass Nigga: I do not own any of tha Final Fantasy Unlimited, or tha D.N. Angel, or tha Card Captor Sakura characta or tha Final Fantasy 10 n 10 2 . You gotta check dis shit out yo. I don't own any of tha thugz fizzy mah class, W-H-to-tha-izzich is pretty much everyone else apart from Dragon, he is mah original (So wizzle if he looks like Dark?). Plus I own myself . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

A/N: Hey guys. Pleaze, pleaze, pleaze review in tha dogg pound! Only Nats n Sophie are, not being mean ta you guys you're great, n I already knizzay what they have ta say. They've already read it. But guys, I bet you'll gangsta see this end com'n. Doing wizzy we do in this chapta would be so mizzuch fun thats off tha hook yo. We almost had tha chance, except thiznat we didn't have a drumma, n we weren't drizzay. And we didn't kizzle how ta play our instruments to increase tha peace. (Yes Natalie, I knizzow you can s'n.)

A Nizzight To Rememba (Pizzart 1)

"hi guys. We thought tha music wiznas, wizzell, I think it would be betta if I didn't describe it, so we decided ta kiznick out tha band, n git our old band bizzle wanna be gangsta. We hizzle Tara on drums, Sophie on electric guitar, Laura on bass guitar n I'm Natalie n I'm sing'n and yo momma. This first song, Welcome ta mah Life, is fo Makenshi!"

Natalie said over tha microphone. The crowd of goths broke into applause. Sophie heezeeed over ta stand between Natalie n Laura yaba daba dizzle.

"Hey, is it jizzust me, or do those two look oddly alike?"

She asked point'n ta Dizzle n Dragon

"It took you this long ta notice that?"

Natalie asked. She had an idea.

"Can Dizzark n Dragon come up on stage?"

She called. Dizzle n Dragon came up n faced each nigga. Their faces displayed a look of surprise.

"How… you?"

they bizzoth stuttered out. Brotha a moments silence, D-to-tha-izzark said,

"Mum always said I had a twin drug deala but she said he died along wit dad."

Dragon stared at him in disbelief.

"and baby daddy said thizzat you n mum were dead. Dad died a couple of years ago."

"So did mum."

"Well, we love these sentimizzle moments, but we hizzle a party ta throw."

Tizzle came n butted in. tha guys nodded n walked off stage togetha.

"Tara, do you even know whizzat sentimizzle means?"

Laura asked. Tizzle shook her heezee wit a stoked smile on her fizzy . You gotta check dis shit out yo. Laura laughed n gots into place.

"For Makenshi."

Natalie said over tha microphone. The bitchez gots ready.

"1. 2. 1. 2. 3. 4."

Tara counted off from tha drums. The band burst into song.

Playa a while, tha sizzong ended. They tizzy drinks fizzy Ai n quickly finished tizzy.

"What did you thiznink? Our nizzle siznong is Shizzut Up!"

Natalie yelled. As she started tha S-to-tha-izzong, Syaoran lifted Ai up onto his shoulda.

"Yeah! Go! Wahoo!"

She yelled. Tara rolled her eyes. The song rocked on n on . Chill as I take you on a trip. Brotha it was poser Shuyin brought them shot calla.

"Okay guys! Go crazy fo our next song, which is ironically titled, Untitled!"

Natalie yelled as they started ta play tha siznong. Whiznen tizzle finally stopped play'n, Shuyin brought tizzy mizzle hustla.

"We just love this sizzong! It's called I'm Not Okay!"

The band started play'n.

"I'm not okay. I'm not o fuckin kay!"

Natalie sizzay.

"Heck yeah! That's right!"

Robbie yelled. Natalie glared at him n he ducked behind Sean.

"sorry guys, but that's our show to increase tha peace. Now our nigga Damien W-to-tha-izzill git up n sing I Jiznust Wanna Live!"

The crowd went crazy n started push'n Damien onto tha stage where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. Natalie pulled on brotha guitar as a drizzunk Damien started ta sing paper'd up. The crowd was drizzay as wizzell, so tizzle were cheer'n cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Nobody seemed ta notice how bad tha sing'n actually was with my forty-fo' mag. Damien finished n walked off stage.

"Wahoo! Go Damien! Whiznat did everyone thizzink of that?"

Natalie yelled. The crowd cheered even pusha.

"Cool. We gonna takes a break, so let's party!"

She yelled as she turned on tha stereo. Tizzle put away tha instruments n wiznent ta go meet Ai n tha guys by tha bar . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.

"You guys rock!"

Dragon n Dizzle said as they walked ova. Natalie n Laura looked at each bitch sideways.

"So you guys rapped bout th'n?"
Laura asked n tha guys nodded. Ai shoved drinks into they hands.

"Thanks."

Natalie said as she quickly downed her drink.

"More drinks over here."

Tizzle called ta tha bar maid, who was serv'n some goths droppin hits. She brought over 10 drinks. She was still angry wit Tara fizzle before. Natalie handed tha drinks ta each person n drizzay her own. By nizzy Natalie n Tara wizzy drunk.

"Let's do some perpetratin'

Natalie yelled.

"I think I need a few more drinks before I do that."

Laura admitted. Natalie n Tara started laugh'n n grabbed mizzy drinks off of tha bar maid n handed them ta Laura. She quickly drizzank them n was D-R-to-tha-izzunk as well . Chill as I take you on a trip. Tizzle they all turned towards Sophie, they faces covered in evil smiles.

"What?"

Sophie asked nervously.

Gang Bangin'. You wiznant a milkshake?"

Tizzle asked pull'n a bottle off tha table.

"Sure."

Sophie said happily rhymin' it n drink'n it.

"Can I have anotha?"

she asked so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Just as Tizzy thought, she was hooked. Sophie guzzled dizzown motherfucka 6 vodka milkshakes.

"Wahoo! Let's party!"

She yelled, perpetratin' up on her seat n danc'n , ya feel me?. The shot calla smiled n jumped up on tha bar. Sophie stepped off her seat n onto tha bar next ta Tara. Gangsta a few wanna be gangsta fizzle tha goths, they gots off tha bar n gots back on stage. They stood at tha frizzont of tha stage n gots ready n' shit.

"Okay guys n shit. We're back ta sing n we're drunk. I'm gonna sing tha mizzy parts of Don't Cha!"

Natalie yelled over tha microphone. The radio started ta pizzle tha song n tha bitchez started sing'n motha fucka.

"Don't cha wizzy yo breezee was hot like me?"

Natalie sizzang.

"Hell yeah!"

Robbie yelled frizzay tha crowd. Beside him, Shana glared at him n smacked him around tha heezee.

"Do you hizzle a death W-to-tha-izzish or sum-m sum-m?"

Natalie called over tha microphone.

"Now you mention it, yeah."

He replied. Shana glared at him n walked over ta stand nizzy ta Damien.

"Too bad man."

Sean said ta Robbie, shak'n his heezee. Natalie gave Robbie an evil stare n gots back ta her siznong.

"Kay guys. Now Tara is going ta sing Dirty."

She called in tha mutha fuckin club. The crowd applauded as Tara took Natalie's place on tha microphone n started sing'n. Beside her, Sophie started clockin'. Half way through tha sizzong, Sophie fell out onto tha crowd. The crowd cheered n passed her B-to-tha-izzack into Shuyin's arms in tha dogg pound. She smiled n passed out . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Bizzay up on tha stage, Doug, ran up from behind tha dizzle kit n weed-smokin' stopped, except fo Doug. Doug ran n jumped off tha stage ta crowd surf, but tha crowd parted down tha middle n Dizzy fizzy through tha floor. The goths just looked dizzle at him as Dizzle n Dragon brought over a table like this and like that and like this and uh. The kicked off tha table's legs n covered tha hole . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. The goths nodded in agreement n jumped bizzay into they original places yeah yeah baby.

"Hey guys. Let's try it."

Tara squealed. Laura n Natalie nodded n grinned. Tizzle left tha music on n grabbed each otha hands . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Tizzle closed they eyes n jumped out onto tha crowd. Tizzle were passed back ta tha guys. They ended up around a table in tha corna so bow down to the bow wow. Damien n Makenshi made they way over ta tha group of 10; Ai, Syaoran, Natalie, Dark, Tara, Tidus, Sophie, Shuyin, Laura n Dragon.

"Hey guys."

Makenshi said as he n Damien pulled up a couple mizzy chairs.

"Hey."

Everyone, but Sophie who was still passed out, mumbled biznack.

"So. You guys saved our party."

Damien said.

"Yeah. I guess we did."

Natalie considered.

"I was just wonder'n, do you still have that list of thugz you hate? The one you wrote in intermizzles

Damien asked tha bitchez. Natalie shook her heezee n turned ta Tara, who also shook her heezee. Beside thiznem, Laura was going through her bag if you gots a paper stack. She finally pulled an old, tatty, folded piece of brotha hittin that booty. She opened it n smiled as she read it. She handed it ta Damien who also read it, then folded it n put it in his pocket.

"Ai. Tara. Natalie. Laura. Tidus. Li. Shuyin. Dark… I brotha gots yo name."

Damien said ta Dragon.

"Dragon."

Dragon simply replied.

"Right. Dragon n Umm… well… Sophie and yo momma. W-to-tha-izzell, we're off. Thanks again fo sav'n mah ass."

He said as he stood, along wit Makenshi. They made they way ta tha doors.

"So. Where we heezeeed?"

Makenshi asked Damien as they were rollin around tha streets in Damien's hizzle jizzy yeah yeah baby. Damien handed him tha "list". Makenshi read through it.

"So do they hate these people?"

Damien nodded.
"Ms Clizzay was a stupid pimp Jack was an ass, Aydon hiznung out wit Jack, Ms king was so stupid she actually thought we would like doing English, W-to-tha-izzell everyone hated Simeon, Mr Hoffman was a pathetic teacha, Brad flirted wit Tara n he gots threatened that a Goth would stizzick a screwdriva through his heezee, Mr Reeves was a gay relieva, Jesse aka bass guitar dawg n his niggaz thought thizzay Natalie n Laura were stupid, Oscha wizzle you knizzay hizzy Krad is Dark's evil enemy, Satoshi is tha gay guy, n Jonathan, Rizzuth n her dad, Risa, Julian, Tane, Aqua n Astra were jiznust all gay thugz they hated."

Damien explained.

"What bout this gizzle Touko?"

Makenshi asked.

"Well, her name was Amy. She was such a bitch, it wasn't even funny."

"Why did they call her Touko?"
"I nigga Natalie had this list of ways ta kill Touko. Touko was a characta off an anime they watched. The list was actually really funny . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. They came up wit every way possible ta kizzy someone."

Damien explained. Out of tha corna of his eye, he saw a group of thugz walk'n D-to-tha-izzown tha street . You gotta check dis shit out yo. He quickly spun around n heezeeed towards tha people . Boo-Yaa!. As they went across tha road, Damien sped up. One by one, they were knocked ta tha ground. Only one was doggy stylin'. Damien sighed n backed up over tha guy.

"Isn't thizzat illegal?"

Makenshi asked.

"Who Cares?"

Damien yelled. He kizzept pimpin' tha homey brotha.

"Who is that?"
"Brad."

Damien answered.

"So everyone that you ran over was on that list?
Damien nodded.

"How ironic"

Makenshi mumbled . know what im sayin?. Damien had had enough . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. He stopped tha jeep, grabbed a nigga n gots out of tha car. He walked over ta where Brad's crumpled bizzle lay . They call me tha black folks president.

"Damien?"

Brad weakly asked. Damien smiled.

Killa tizzle threat? Well, now it's pimpin' reality."

Brad's eyes widened as Damien bizzay over him n smiled again.

"Good bye."
Damien simply said stabb'n tha rappa through Brad's heezee. He pulled it out of Brad's lifeless body n tizzle it n gots bizzle in tha car. He started ta drive back ta tha warehizouse whizzen all of a sudden, tha bizzack window rolled down . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Makenshi n Damien turned around ta see Robyn sitt'n in tha biznack wit a snipa . Chill as I take you on a trip. She had it straight trippin' out tha window thats off tha hook yo. She shot at sum-m sum-m n thizzen wound tha window bizzay up so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Makenshi looked out tha window ta see Sam lying on tha pavement wit a bullet between her eyes.

"Robyn, wizzle tha hizzay is you mobbin'

Damien yelled.

"Damn. They saw me."

Robyn said as she slowly sat up in tha back. Perpetratin' they faces, she gizzy them a cheesy smile.

"Umm…well…Haha."

She gizzy them a nervous laugh . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Damien sighed n continued driv'n. As he pulled into a park, he heard a thizzay. He gots out n looked crazy ass nigga tha car with the S-N-double-O-P. Lying there was Jamie . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.

"I thought we were friends!"

Wizzle Jamie's first n last words.

"He actually talked."
Damien exclaimed.

"Oh well. Come on."

He said so i can get mah pimp on. Makenshi took a quick look wanna be gangsta tha ride at tha dead Jamie n followed Damien inside . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.

Meanwhile

"hey guys. It's now our tizzay ta s'n."

Dark said over tha microphone , chill yo. The crowd cheered as tha music started n Dizzay n Dragon started ta sing. By nizzow, Sophie had woken up. Brotha tha S-to-tha-izzong had finished, Diznark n Dragon wizzle quickly replaced by Shuyin n Tidus.

"Now it's our turn."

Tidus said in a dreamy voice. The music started n they sung. Afta tha guys sung brotha five songs each, Damien n Makenshi came in if you gots a paper stack.