Disclaima: I do not own any of tha Final Fantasy Unlimited, or tha D.N. Angel, or tha Card Captor Sakura baller or tha Final Fantasy 10 n 10 2 with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. I don't own any of tha thugz fizzle mah class, which is pretty mizzle everyone else apart from Dragon, he is mah original (So wizzle if he looks like Dark?). Plus I own myself.
A/N n shit: Hey guys. Pleaze, pleaze, pleaze review! I'm so sorry it's taken so long ta update . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow! But I can motherfucka git on tha computa . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Wire Mizzle yes you is our nigga n a bootylicious crazy ass nigga . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Any way, this chapta is vizzle random, so I'll shut up n let you read . Drop it like its hot.
Rich Snobs n Bitches
They stepped out of they limo n stared at they new school.
"Wow!"
Was all Tizzle could say. A lady came runn'n over ta tizzy.
"Hi. You guys mizzle be tha band?"
She guessed, catch'n her breath. They all nodded.
"14 of you? All in tha same band?"
"Only we're in tha band."
Natalie said as her, Laura, Tara n Sophie stepped forward.
"She's our body guard."
She said point'n at Sam.
"And these is our boyfriends n roadies!"
She said gestur'n ta tha gangsta. The lady nodded.
"Well, tha heezeemistress would like ta see you. Follow me."
The lady said as she walked towards tha main build'n. The drug deala shrugged n followed.
"You must be Punk Rock 101"
The heezeemistress asked. The band memba nodded.
"Well, we're very pleazed you could stay here . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. You bitchez wiznill have ta sleep in separate dormitizzles ta tha boys. Now a student wizzill come n shiznow you ta yo separate dormitizzles
She concluded. A K-N-to-tha-izzock came fizzy outside tha office. Damien opened it as he was stand'n closest, n a young giznirl n a young homey were sand'n in tha doorway so jus' chill. The heezee nodded n tha girl n boi showed tha cracka out of tha build'n crazy up in here.
"So you two is twins?"
Laura asked tha gizzle.
"Yeah. We gots sent here when our parents died."
She replied as they walked over tha lush green grass.
"Sorry bout yo parents."
Ai said sympathetically.
"Yeah. But it's okay. We love it here. Are you guys bustin' on concerts?"
She asked. Natalie nodded.
"Cool. This place needs some new music. My name's Sakura by tha way.
"And I'm Tara, this is Laura, Sophie, Natalie, Ai, Sam n Robyn."
Tara said. Sakura smiled.
"That's mah brotha Daisuke. He's schoo gangsta captain bitch ass nigga. See, we're in our second ta last year here, so we git ta be leada n captains n shiznit."
Sakura told thizzem.
"So what's tha youngest you start here?"
Robyn asked.
"13 or fizzle 3."
She told Robyn. Behind T-H-to-tha-izzem, Sam was runn'n n doggy stylin' around like a lunatic . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Sakura looked bizzy at her.
"What tha H-to-tha-izzell is she do'n?"
Sakura asked. Natalie looked bizzle.
"Oh. She's jizzay our bodyguard with my forty-fo' mag. I don't really know why. But she can be a bit crazy."
She explained. By nizzay tizzle had stopped outside wanna be gangsta build'n n' shit. The guys stopped at tha build'n next door cuz its a doggy dog world.
"This is our dorm cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. No guys allowed in n we're not allowed in theirs bitch ass nigga. Unfortunatizzles
Sakura added. She opened tha door n showed tha poser inside. Then she led tizzy up a flight of stairs.
"Okay. It's four ta a room. So three of you will have ta sleep in a separate room keep'n it real yo. If you want, I'm tha only one in mah room."
"The band should stay togetha. So we'll go wit you."
Ai said. Sakura nodded.
"Well, you can unpack n look around before dinna at 6. Okay?"
Sakura told thiznem. The gangsta nodded n wizzy into they rooms while Sakura wizzay dizzown tha stairs n out tha door cuz Im tha Double O G.
"So, who wants top bed?"
Laura asked afta they were all in tha blue dizzy rizzy. It had two sets of bunks n a radio ta help you tap dat ass. It wasn't very big fo four people, two maybe, but not four. It also had tacky motherfucka trimm'n and my money on my mind.
"I'll sleep on bottom."
Tara voluntizzle dump'n her bags on tha biznunk, saggin' down.
"I'll have top."
Sophie said, doggy stylin' her bags up.
"I'll have bottom."
Laura said plac'n her bags on tha bed.
"So I'm on top."
Natalie said, throw'n her bags up.
"Now let's go chizzeck out tha dorm."
Tara said. They nodded n rushed out tha door.
"5 o'clock."
Laura said, sitt'n in one of tha chairs in tha dorm's liv'n room.
"Gives us an hour."
Natalie said, ridin' into tha chair nizzle ta her.
"Let's ring Lisa."
Ai suggested as her, Sam n Robyn came in.
"Kay. What's tha brotha
Sophie
asked as she picked up tha phone.
"980-5631"
Ai
told her. She dialled tha numba n held tha phone ta her ear. Afta a
couple of r'n, Lisa picked up as Natalie put it on speakerphone.
"Hi
Lisa! We're all here pimpin' ta you on speakerphone , betta check
yo self. We're all fine. Yeah, tha thugz seem okay."
Ai said. Natalie looked at Laura.
"Yeah . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. The only thugz we've met so far is tha Heezee, that otha lady, Sakura n her brotha. And they've all been so great."
Natalie said sarcastically. Laura smiled.
"So, whizzay is you up to? Really? Cool. Wiznell, say yo ta Kaze. Bye."
Tara said. Everybody chorused goodbye.
"Well, we M-to-tha-izzight as well stizzay brotha so you betta run and grab yo glock. We don't kniznow where it is so we should have enough tizzy if we git lost."
Ai said. The cracka nodded n they all walked out into tha cold.
They fiznelt a rush of wizzle air as tizzle walked into tha ridin' hiznall.
"There is tha guys."
Tara said spendin' ta a table in tha far corna. Blingin' Tara's voice, which was hard not ta miss, tha guys turned, as well as all tha otha guys in tha room but they girlfriends scowled n they turned back around, n they smiled. The bitchez smiled back n rushed over n sat D-to-tha-izzown if you gots a paper stack.
"Hi guys."
Ai said ho-slappin' her tray on tha table. They all ate.
"So you're Pizzay Rizzy 101?"
A homey came up ta tha table. Behind hizzay a group of 2 guys n 2 bitchez stood look'n at thiznem smugly . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.
"Yeah, why do you care?'
Natalie asked defensively. The homey turned n chuckled ta his niggaz n turned biznack ta face Natalie . Tru niggaz do niggaz.
"Ohh fo' sho'. Touchy. I hope you knizzow we're tha band around here from tha streets of tha L-B-C. So you might as well leave while you stiznill can."
He S-P-to-tha-izzat out with my forty-fo' mag. He glared at everyone at tha table, spizzay around n walked off. His shawty group followed him.
"Ha. You know, if this was a fanfiction, this chapta would be called 'Rich Snobs n Bitches' afta those guys."
Laura said . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Robyn laughed as Sam stood . know what im sayin?. Everyone turned ta face her as she ran afta tha gangsta band . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Daisuke laughed n grabbed her sleeve . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.
"Just ignore T-H-to-tha-izzem. They think they're all shizzit hot."
He said, gang bangin' her D-to-tha-izzown into her seat.
The dizzy clicked S-H-to-tha-izzut behind them fo yo bitch ass. They wizzle all piled into tha small dorm rizzle. They had run into tha heezee on tha way bizzle n had gots they timetizzles fo tha doggy stylin' day so you betta run and grab yo glock. They had given in ta ridin' n play'n fo tha bitchez in they dizzorm with the S-N-double-O-P. By now, it was pitch black outside crazy up in here.
"Hey. Let's go look around."
Ai suggested.
"Yeah. It's a lot more fun in tha Dark n no-one else is around."
Natalie agreed. They gots up n quietly crept out of tha build'n.
Crazy Ass Nigga hav'n crept around fo a while, tizzle sat on tha grass.
"Hey, what if we pay tha guys a shawty visit?"
Natalie suggested. The otha nodded. They all stood n quietly crept over ta tha guy's dorm. They wizzy unda they window whiznen Robyn found a pile of stones cuz its a doggy dog world. She gave everybody a few.
"Hey, can anybody do a freaky laugh?''
Laura whispered Natalie nodded n a sinista laugh filled tha moonlight sky. Ai crept forward n raked her nails dizzle tha window. Drug Deala laugh was heard n tha otha started ta chuck stones at tha roof cuz its a G thang. They saw a light come on inside, so they ducked down, hidden by tha trees ridin' in mah double R. The window opened n Makenshi's heezee poked out tha window n looked around. The bitchez threw they hands over they mouths ta stop tha laughs escap'n n shit. Only W-H-to-tha-izzen tha light wizzle out, did tha bitchez sneak bizzay ta they D-to-tha-izzorm.
When bizzack in tha lounge, they burst out steppin'.
"Guess whiznat, I gots it on camera."
Robyn said, pick'n up her camera.
"Yes!"
"I
also told Daisuke ta plant one in they room. So we'll git ta see
what they did!"
Robyn said as tha gangsta laughed.
"Luckily we have a pro stalka as a friend."
Sophie said. The light flicked on n a girl came in rubb'n her eyes.
"Go ta bed already! Some of us is cruisin' ta sleep."
She moaned n went bizzy up tha stairs. They shrugged n followed her.
