Naughty thoughts on you By Meowsa chan11!
Chapter 3
Flying Yami
Yami and the gang are sitting down having lunch, when...
"Hey do you guys think Anzu has a little crush on Malik?" Joey asked.
"I dought that,She will go for me.." Says Yami, like he allready knew.
"You never know Yami". says Yugi..."I DO KNOW OK! STOP BADGERING ME, U FUCK WITTS!".
The gang just looked at Yami.Joey's mouth droped open, and out came his delly roll.
"I'm sorry guys.." Says Yami, putting his hand over his head...
"I just don't want her to like him...I want her to like me!". The gang all huddles together and gives him a hug, meanwhile...
Bakura coulden't help but to over hear.
"What? Malik likes Anzu? no way...that would be chaos". His thoughts are sudennly interupted by Malik.
"hey, so are you ready?".
"ahh yeah, lets lite it up!".
Bakura gets the pissing oil ( that stuff that,makes people want to piss ) and poors it into Yami's soda, then walks over to him.
"Hey Yami,I thought you might like a soda?" Yami looked at him with sharp eyes...
"What trick are you planning to put on me this time eh, filthy tomb robber".
Bakura's eye's widend,nobody ever caulled him a 'filthy tomb robber'.
"I'm not planning a trick on you, PHAROAH". He tried to keep his cool.
"I just thought you might like a soda..."
Yami looked at him." fine, I am thirsty anyway".
Bakura smiled and walked off, and in about 10 seconds later Yami was running for the boys toilets.
Bakura and Malik took up the other two toilets so there was only one for Yami,the one facing the door...
Yami raced into the toilet, NOT noticing the rocket.
Then Malik who slides his hand under the toilet lites it. ( from the other toilet ; )
"Say goodnight pharoah." Malik laugths, so does kura.
"What the.."
BLAST OFF!1
"AHHHHHHHH!" Yami goes flying around the school hallways, with a rocket up his ass.
The Anzu and Ryou were walking alonge, ( Just when Anzu got out of detention)
"GREAT SCOTT". yells Ryou.
"Is that Yami?" Anzu thinks to her self.
Ryou looks at Anzu, Anzu looks at Ryou, and two names come out.
"MALIK! BAKURA!"
Afterwards...
Yami is soaking wet, after landing into the pond.
He gets close to Anzu. "Anzu I'm so afraid.."
Anzu just looks at him with pitty.
"NO MEAT FOR A WEEK BAKURA!".
Yells Ryou making sure the whole school hears.
" Who's going to stop me eh, puni little Ryou?"
Ryou goes as red as a weener." YOU WILL LISTION TO ME OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHUV A ARROW UP UR ASS!" and just at that moment he pulls out an arrow.
Bakura crawls up in a ball.
Ishizu and Odion, looks at Malik with dissapointment.
"how could you Malik". Says Isi.
"Oh Come on! It was just a joke, You belive, don't you Anzu?." Anzu just turns away.
" I don't want to see you again Malik, poor Yami, how could you do that."
Malik's eyes widend.
"Great Malik, it's all your falt.
Yay! chappy 3 done! what should I do 4 next chappy?
