A/N: I know, I know, send your hate mail later though. I have been busy beyond belief (Woot for alliterations) and have been unable to get working on this. In addition, while trying to work on this, I have suffered numerous computer changes and what I had was deleted, then deleted again after I got on it again, well, lets hope this works.

Disclaimer: I have no money whatsoever! NONE! I write fan fiction for heaven's sake! How on earth could I be in possession of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings and be broke? (note: that's a rhetorical question…) And the song is not mine either, and if you haven't heard of this song, not only have you been living under a rock, but you need a change in the music you listen to, it's " I will Survive" by Gloria Glaynor.

Whose Idea Was This?

Chapter 4: I Will Survive

Snape glared the biggest daggers he could toward his island mate, but Boromir seemed to be unaffected. Either that or he was enjoying 30 pound Marlon while Snape picked at his 8 pound trout. Snape knew he had to somehow get him back, somehow annoy him beyond belief, somehow piss him off, and irritate him more than Hades in a hat. He watched as Boromir took a big chunk of his charred fish, while some juice dribbled down his chin, and Snape bit back the snarl threatening to be produced from his throat. Don't worry, Snape thought to himself, I will survive. The thought triggered another memory, the time Minerva got pissed at the end of the year staff party back a few a years, and started singing a song, thanks to his strangely accurate memory, Snape remembered every word.

So he sang, "First I was afraid, I was petrified." Sure he sang softly, but he was singing. He noticed Boromir's lack of attention so he sang louder, "Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side."

Boromir looked up, thinking he heard something and saw dear ol' Sevvie singing. Wait, What! Boromir had a feeling this guy wouldn't sing even it a sharpened knife was put up to his throat and he was chained to 5000 ton boulder. Then he heard what he was singing more clearly "But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong," But they hadn't spent a full day here yet! This was absolutely upsurd! "I grew strong, I learned how to get along." What was he talking about, he barely had enough food for a humming bird!

Snape watched Boromir's growing confusion and kept singing "And so you're back, from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face" Ha! Revenge was so sweet!

Wait, what sad look? I'm not sad! Boromir's thought protested loudly. What is this crazy man talking about, I never gave him a key! "Stop Singing!" Boromir yelled at Snape, but Snape kept singing, "...If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me..." Boromir attempted to respond, "You've just met me how can I come back?"

Snape sang loudly, " Go on now, Go walk out the door"

Boromir protested, "There is NO door!"

"Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore" Snape continued singing.

"I can't exactly leave!" Boromir continued to object.

"Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye." Snape went on.

"I never said goodbye to you, but believe me if I could, I would." Boromir complained.

"You think I'd grumble, You think I'd lay down and die, Oh no not I." Snape sang as her started to stand up.

Boromir couldn't believe this, "No, but I really wish you would!."

"I will Survive, as long as know how to loved I know I will stay alive." At this point, Snape was overcome with an urge to dance. A rather odd urge, but Snape started to sway his hips and move his shoulders to the tune of the dance. And of course he knew how to dance, he was a Snape after all. Not to be mistaken with Malfoy's or Goyle's from any stretch.

Boromir was thrown off even more by this. Not only was this man dancing, but he was a damn good dance.

"I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give." Snape sang proudly while continuing to dance with sultry moves.

Boromir watched this with growing horror and resisted the urge to vomit. Wait… did he just say 'love' twice… Boromir feel that marlin want to rejoin the ocean.

"And I'll survive, yeah I will survive!" Snape sang as he watched with great amusement that Boromir's face started to turn a greenish tinge. "It took all the strength I had not to fall apart."

Boromir started to get control of his stomach, and the nauseated feeling left him with an utter hate for Snape.

"Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart." Snape controlled his laugh and kept singing as he saw the common look of hatred directed at him. "And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself, I used to cry, now I hold my head up high."

"You bastard! You bloody bastard! Shut up! Stop it! We haven't even been here one fucking day!" Boromir yelled fiercely at Snape.

But none of this swayed Snape, in fact he was quite used to it. "And you see me, somebody new, I'm not that chained little person, so still in love with you."

"You and I both know bloody well you never loved me!" Boromir proclaimed

"And so you felt like dropping in, and you expect me to be free, Now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me!" Snape sang loudly and he concluded his song and dance.

Boromir unable to stand it anymore walks over to Snape, spits on his shoe and walks away.

The Nerve! These are my favorite shoes too, Snape thought.