"Remember, I'm a vegetarian." Marik reminded for the fifth time as they walked through the crowded streets, filled with merchants.
"Yeah, you said that already!" Tristan yelled. He jumped over and choked Marik. Marik flailed his arms around, finally managing to get free.
"I'm so hungry I could ead a cow!" Joey remarked, drooping. "Do you know any where good to eat?"
"Well…LOOK! McDonalds!" Marik pointed. "But I'm a vegetarian!"
"Good enough fo' me!" Joey said, taking Marik and pulling him towards it. "You need to translate."
"No! I'm A COW!" he got on the ground and started mooing again.
"We'll figure it out."
"I speak their language. I once counseled a family around here for a while…I think they were the Ishtars or something…" Marik stopped mooing and started growling, jumping around like a rabid dog. "Does he always do this?"
"Yeah, he's an idiot." Kaiba remarked. Marik jumped and bit him. "Ouch! Down boy!" Marik growled, but sat anyway. "Good boy." Kaiba pet him. "It's OK, Eli, he's safe." Eli hesitantly reached down and petted his hairy head. Marik began to pant.
"Yeah…let's go inside." They all entered the McDonalds, on two feet except for Marik, who followed on…uh…all fours?
Surprisingly enough, all the people who worked there spoke English.
"Two number twos…one number three…five number sixes…and fourteen NUMBER SEVENS!"
"Why are you getting so many Kaiba?"
"The pig here." Kaiba said, pointing at Joey. Joey snickered.
"And if you buy one more, we'll throw in this Chocolate Coffee Mug, free plus handling." Tristan took a look at, and HE knew he was in love! The only thing was, it was covered in gold wrapping, which he couldn't seem to get off…(A/N—Yo Yo YO! Our first random item contributed by Minxx! Round of Applause!)
"We'll take it! One more number seven!" but little did Tristan know, that this very cup was in fact a Chocolatium Item, The Chocolatium Coffee Cup.
"Tristan! You idiot! I don't have enough money to pay for this! And I doubt any of YOU have the correct currency." Marik whined, not a dog anymore.
"Actually…I carry spares every where I go." Kaiba said, flashing the Egyptian currency. Eli gasped.
"Kaiba!"
"Please, call me Seto."
"Seto! You're RICH!" She said. "Do you know how much money you're holding?"
"No…"
"That's about a thousand dollars!" Marik interjected, grabbing the money from Kaiba's hand and counting it. "More than enough to pay!"
"Hey, I'm only paying what you don't have."
"Can we jes EAT already? I'm hungry!" Joey yelled. "Hurry!"
"Don't worry. Boys, why don't you get washed up? I'll pay."
"Wash to eat at McDonalds. Never heard of it."
"YES! GO. GET. WASHED. NOW." Eli screamed. All the boys looked scared, then crammed in the already small bathroom. Eli exhaled, then smiled. "Now, how much is it?"
Meanwhile, in the bathroom…
Joey was washing his hands. When he noticed a bit of gold behind a roll of paper towels.
"Huh? What's dis?" he moved the roll aside. It revealed a chocolate tooth brush. "A…tood brush?" he said. He picked it up. Then he started brushing his teeth with it.
"Hey, man. That's not sanitary." Tristan scolded, taking it away.
"No! I want my tood brush back! WAAAA!" Joey started crying.
"I know how you feel, Joey." Yami said, hugging Joey. "I lost something too."
"Yeah, but you didn't lose a tood brush!" Joey complained.
"True…"
"OK, you can have it back." And so, a new item was found. The Chocolatium Tooth Brush. (Thanks to: CrazyTomboy!)
Meanwhile…
The girls (And Alister) were walking out of the Chocolate Meadow. They were giggling about some girl things.
"So then Joey was like, 'Serenity, no!' and then I was all like 'Please?' and he was all like, 'nope'."
"That's Joey for you." Tea said.
"Oh! What a pretty flower!" Serenity said, kneeling down. A bunch of wild flowers were growing. But in the middle was a single golden-colored small rose. "It's so beautiful!"
"It is." Mai said, plucking the flower out of the ground, where it happened to be growing. It had a single leaf, and it was perfectly formed. "Here, Serenity." She put it in her hair, between her ear and head.
"You look beautiful!" Tea said.
"Thank you." Serenity said, blushing.
They had discovered the Chocolatium Flower.
They walked by a jewelry store. Tea looked through the window. What she immediately saw was beautiful.
"Guys! Look!" she said, pointing at a necklace. It was beautiful, made of gold. It was thick and looked like it was made for a queen. It had a large, single diamond in the middle. "I have to get it!" She rushed into the store. A jeweler walked up to them.
"How can I help you today?" she asked.
"I want to buy that necklace in the window."
"Oh! That one…well, that one's really for display. I heard rumors that people who wore that…well it doesn't really matter. It's 200 dollars, but since you're the only one who wants to buy it, I'll give it to you for ten."
"SOLD!" The jeweler went to the window and took it off the display.
"Now this is a very special necklace. It doubles as a tiara."
"Really?"
"Here, try it on." She handed it to Tea, who fastened it around her neck. She looked at herself in a mirror. It was beautiful! The diamond shone in the light and the gold as well.
"It looks good." Alister said shyly. Everyone ignored him. "I'll shut up now."
"And to make it a tiara…" the jeweler took it from Tea, turned it upside down, fiddled with the clasp, and placed it on Tea's head. She looked like a princess!
"Tea it's beautiful!" Mai exclaimed. "You look like a princess!"
"Yes, you do!" Serenity said.
"PAY UP!" The jeweler screamed. Tea handed over the ten dollars, then left the store.
As they chatted, Tea took the necklace/tiara and turned it into its necklace form, placing it on her neck.
Little did they know, this was the most important Chocolatium Item. The Chocolatium Tiara. Belonging to the Chocolate Princess over a million years ago, before the ancient Egyptians. Its powers were unknown.
The chocolate Princess reigned over the Chocolate Meadow, the very place Tea made appear. But she did not know the reason she and her friends could make such a place was because they were descendants of the Chocolishes. The Chocolishes were an ancient race of people who lived on chocolate and were ruled by their princess, Teata.
Tea was her direct descendant.
As Tea, Mai, and Serenity walked down the street, Tea didn't realize that the Tiara was pouring its power into her.
"Mai, do you have a green monkey?"
Sorry if it's short. I had this written a LONG time ago, yet I keep forgetting to put it on…WHAT KIND OF LAME EXCUSE IS THAT?
But, anyway…OK, there you go! Some of your items there. Don't worry, if I didn't use yours in this chapter, the next I assure you I will! And I still need some items, if you can spare more…
BYE!