AAAAACCCKK! I AM SOOOO sorry CrazyTomboy! I said that the item that YOU said was said by Milleniua…and I don't think it was…

WHAT THE HECK POSSESSED ME TO DO THAT?

Sorry. OK, everybody. The Chocolatium Toothbrush was contributed by CrazyTomboy! Don't kill me…sil vous plait…

Mil, don't kill me either…

Meanwhile, Kaiba and the other boys, along with Eli, found seats somehow for all of them in McDonalds.

"I need mo' ketchup!" Joey complained with his mouth full.

"Get some for yourself!" Tristan yelled, spitting food on Varon.

"Tristan…" he said, angered.

"GUYS, STOP!" Eli said, sitting next to Kaiba.

"Yeah, stop or I'll erase you!" Kaiba said.

"With what?"

"This eraser I found on the table!" He held up a gold, parallelogram-sort-of-shape eraser. "DIE!" He took it and rubbed it on Joey's arm. To their surprise, part of Joey's arm disappeared.

"HEY!" He said.

"Calm down, guys." Marik said. "There is no need for starting fights. As long as Tristan agrees to give us piggy back rides."

"OK, OK. I will." He said.

"Fine, I'll stop fighting if Mutt does."

"Fine. Hey, waidaminute! I'm not a mutt!"

"No, but I am a cow/rabid dog." Marik said, jumping on the floor next to Kaiba. "And a vegetarian."

"Dogs can't be vegetarians, Marik." Kaiba said.

"No, but cows are!"

"True. OK, go fetch a salad! Here's some money." Kaiba put some money in Marik's mouth and he trotted off to the counter thing to order it in his native tongue.

Kaiba now had the Chocolatium Eraser. (By: Dreammistress Jade!) It was one of the few whose power was known when first encountered with it. Along with the Eraser, the Dice and some later items will have this power to be known.

Meanwhile…

"Tea, where do you think my brother and the others are?"

"I don't know, Serenity."

"But, I'm worried, Tea."

"Don't worry, hun. We'll find them." Mai said. They were walking along a street. "OW!" Mai said as she rubbed her head.

"What is it, Mai?" Tea asked.

"Something fell on my DUCKIES!"

"Duckies…?" Serenity said.

"Yeah, a duck!" Mai said as she pointed in a random mirror she had in her hand. It was gold on the back and on its frame, but of course the mirror was a mirror color.

"Where's the duck?" Tea and Serenity asked. All they saw was their reflection.

"Look! Look in the mirror, do you not see them?" Tea and Serenity moved in close to the mirror in Mai's hand. But they didn't see anything.

"No. No ducks, Mai." Tea said.

"YES THERE ARE DUCKS! Tea, you asked me before, do you have any green monkeys! WELL LOOK! THERE ARE GREEN MONKEYS IN THERE!"

"Mai, you must be seeing things." But little did Tea and Serenity know that this was, in fact, the Chocolatium Mirror. It was one whose power was immediately known. This item has the power to scry, or see things that are somewhere else.

"Look guys! I see Joey and Tristan! And there's Kaiba! And some girl walking next to Kaiba…oh that's gross! And Marik? WHAT? He's walking around on all fours!"

"What? Where are they?" tea said, looking straight forward.

"No, Tea, they are in my mirror!"

"Mai,"

"I swear! They look like they are in a desert or something. There's a lot of sand around!"

"Well, I don't know of any deserts around here. I guess we won't be able to find them."

"Oh Joey! I miss you!" Serenity cried out.

Meanwhile…

"Ids so 'ot!" Joey complained.

"Shut up, Sherlock." Tristan said.

"Try wearing a skirt in the desert, and then complain to me about it."

"Do you have a spare one?" Varon asked.

"Try wearing this big coat in the desert and THEN complain to ME about it."

"Kaiba, at least you are wearing white. I'm stuck wearing this BLACK jacket." Tristan said.

"And I have this leathery thing." Yami complained. "And Yugi has gone away!"

"Hey, I don't 'ave an arm!" Joey complained.

"Yes you do." Kaiba said.

"No, look!"

"Then what's that on your other shoulder?" Joey looked.

"OK, stop bein' smart-alecky. So I ave one arm. But the uhder one YOU erased."

"Can we stop complaining? It seems everyone has something to complain about." Marik said.

"Desert boy." Kaiba said. Marik growled. "Down boy!" Marik stopped growling and whimpered.

"I feel fine." Duke said. "You know, where did that guy say we were going?"

"The next town has an airport that we can call one of my planes and get out of here at."

"I could just teleport there."

"Cool." Joey said.

"Alright, guys! Here we go!" Duke pulled out his dice and they were off.

LATER

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T TAKE OFF?"

"Pjsh spdh opajpffp ifp opnpfpo pnfpnp."

"He says that there is construction going on in the airport and it is closed until next week." Eli translated.

"No, you idiot. He said next month." Marik corrected.

"Sorry, my language is a bit rusty. It's been a while since I've counseled that family." Marik growled. The guy they were talking to looked at him.

"You are the descendant of the Ishtars?" He asked in his native tongue.

"Yeah, that's right." Marik said.

"Do you have the pharaoh's secret?"

"Yeah."

"Can I have it?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I said so."

"Why do you act like a dog?"

"I'm a cowdog, thank you."

"Why do you act like a cowdog."

"Because I feel like it."

"Yeah, he's our dogcow." Eli said. Kaiba looked confused.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"I'M A COWDOG! NOT A DOGCOW!"

"Down boy!" Eli said.

"NO!"

"DOWN BOY!" Kaiba said. Marik obeyed. "See, you just need to be more assertive."

"Sorry, he's our COWDOG. He should behave better."

"That is OK."

"We'll see you! Good bye and thank you for the information!" Eli said.

"Elise, what are we going to do?" Yami asked.

"I don't know. Kaiba, can your plane land in the desert?"

"I don't think so."

"That stinks."

"So what are we going to do?"

"ICE CREAM!" Marik shouted.

"YES!" Joey punched the air.

Meanwhile, in a deep, dark cave…

"Mistress, what is this?" A voice asked.

"I do not know, Darlene."

"But mistress, look!"

"What is it?"

"It looks like…liver."

"It looks like an Elmo Plushie."

"Mistress Victoria, what do you think it is?"

"An ancient item…" Victoria picked it up. It started to glow. "Yes, I read about these in the Chocolish Prophecies. They are the polar opposites to the Chocolatium Items."

"Could this be what we were looking for?"

"I never knew they would be so ugly…but it could be."

"That's good." Suddenly the place started to shake.

"YES! YES! Power, I can feel it! It flows through me! Darlene, this is it!"

"What we have searched for?"

"YES! WE HAVE FOUND IT! THE POLAR OPPOSITE TO TEATA'S POWER! THE LIVERENIUM ELMO PLUSHIE! DARLENE, LAUGH EVILLY WITH ME!"

"Ha…haha…HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"MWAHAHAH-"

"Why are you laughing, Darlene? This is serious business!"

"Because you told me to laugh."

"I did?"

"Yes, mistress."

"OK, sorry! I forgot! Come, laugh with me!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Camera shows an island with a single cave and you hear maniacal laughing from outside)

Uh-oh! Our first baddie steps into the picture! Victoria has a fatal flaw that will be her downfall. Can you see what it is?

Guys, I need your help! Who should get the last 6 items? Tell me who you think! It could be anyone in the world! It could be someone who has one already, one who has a Millennium item, maybe even Darlene or Victoria? A random person? Rex? Your own character? Weevil?

TELL ME! I AM SOO LOST!