Disclaimer: Since I obviously don't own the copyright to Naruto, I'm taking advantage of the Fair Use Clause of the Copyright laws to write a story using the character from the series. Who knew the government would protect the little guys? Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
Damn That Naruto
'Damn that Naruto'
Every day.
'Damn that Naruto'
Every time, nearly thirty times a day now, like a charm.
'Damn that Naruto'
Hokage sighed, closing his eyes and sighing deeply as he pulled a handkerchief from his pocket.
'Damn that Naruto'
"Konohamaru…" He started, wiping the blood from his nose.
'Damn that Naruto'
"… Please don't sneak up on me in the form of a naked woman."
'Damn that Naruto'
Author's Note: My thoughts about the aftermath of episode 2, I hope you like.