Hey guys ssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc etc etc... sorry i havn't updated in ages and that this is so short but ive been busy reads boo and shout at me i fall to floor pleading for forgiveness gets back up ok ive re read this story and relised that it way confusing so next im ggunna make an authors note explaining everything nd im gunna redo these chapters and add their thoughts and stuff like i planed but forgot OPPS! sorry again any way on with the story...
Kel is sitting polishing her armour and doing the strategic problems her knight master had given her, as you do while wearing a ball dress in the middle of a ball, when suddenly a hand slides down her top followed by a loud bang as the hands owner collides with a large table leaving the hands owner in a tangle of pointy glass and wood.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" shouts Lord Monkey Butt.
"What do you think?" Kel demands.
"I don't know what I ever did to deserve THIS?"
"What being thrown into a table? You put your hand down my top, and I don't know about where you come from, but where I come from that not some thing you do in civilised society. I mean you never really were exactly civilised but still, you'd think after eight years of page and squire training you'd have learned some degree of manners!"
Kel kicks a cupboard next to her seemingly in anger but in reality to get Dom to shut up and stop laughing before LMB figures out he's there.
"Well I suppose I almost deserved something like that, but what about all the silent treatment? Avoiding me and all that? Have you heard the castle gossip? They say we're not together anymore baby!"
"Ok 1. DON'T call me baby, 2. We're NOT together; we haven't been ever since six months ago when you tried to force your self on me, and 3. YOU ARE A CREEP!"
"But-"
"But nothing" says Dom emerging from his hiding space to tower over LMB who is currently on the floor for Metros only knows what reason, "leave her alone, your not together and she can't stand you! Understand?"
"But-"
"I said DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"Yes sir" squeals LMB who is now terrified of Dom and will remain so forever.
"Anything to add?" Dom asks Kel who is almost bursting with silent giggles.
"No, except that I'll see YOU (looks at LMB) at our joust tomorrow (LMB pales dramatically), now come on Dom"
"After you My Lady" Dom teases, he is thanked by way of being hit over the head by Kel's hidden shurkashen.
"Hey, that hurt!"
As soon as they go down the hall and round the corner Kel jumps into Dom's arms and hugs him.
"Thank you so much Dom I don't know what I would do without you!"
"I have no idea whatsoever what I'm being thanked for but your welcome, what are friends for?"
Suddenly Kel realises that she is hugging the guy who's been her secret crush for the last three years and jumps off to walk beside Dom.
"So should we go back to the dreaded ball?" Kel asks.
"Race you!"
"Hey! No fair, you got a head start!"
Around five minutes later after getting lost at least three times.
"Ha I'm winning says Kel just as she crashes into Neal.
Dom manages to stop somewhat more gracefully, only to fall to the ground laughing his head off. "You two are so clumsy!" He just chocks out.
Kel tries to answer back but only ends up rolling around in helpless laughter next to Dom.
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