INT. LIVING ROOM AT BUFFY'S HOUSE- NIGHT

Xander pulls Anya's arm

Xander: I need to see you for a minute

Anya: Can't it wait? Worrying about the end of the world, here.

Xander: No.

He drags her into the Dining Room

INT. DINING ROOM AT BUFFY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Anya: (annoyed) Xander? What is your problem?

Xander: Marry me. Right here. Right now.

Anya: What? No!

Xander: What do you mean no?

Anya: We already had the break-up sex. Isn't that what it's for?

Xander: I know. But I've been thinking about it a lot. Anya, we may not have that much longer to live and if we're going to die, I want us to die together. Wait. That didn't come out right.

Anya: I know what you mean and it's all very Romeo & Juliet romantic but tell me this, Xander. What happens if we live?

Xander hesitates.

Anya: You see.

She turns to leave but Xander grabs her hand. She turns back and he is on bended knee.

Xander: I hope we live until we're 150...uh...150 mortal years anyway...and I know we'll be together the entire time.

Anya starts to cry.

Anya: Oh, Xander. You're really crazy, you know that? (beat) Where the heck are we going to find a preacher this time of night? And in a deserted town on a hell mouth?

Xander: Leave that to me. So the answer is 'yes' then?

Anya: Yes, Xander Harris. Of course I'll marry you.

Xander: (standing) ANDREW!

Andrew comes in with a homemade priests collar giving Xander the thumbs up sign.

Anya: What the-

Xander: Andrew got his license last year.

Andrew: On the internet. I was bored. I was in between D&D games, so I figured, 'why not?' It was bound to come in handy some day.

INT. WILLOW'S ROOM - NIGHT

Xander and Anya are standing in front of Andrew. Willow is behind Xander as his best 'woman' Giles is standing behind Anya. Buffy, Faith and Dawn are in the backround. Dawn and Buffy are smiling. Faith looks bored. The scene is silent with music playing. Anya and Xander kiss. Everyone else applauds.