Disclaimer: Don't own Phantom. Sheesh!

Notes: I wrote this soon after my third Phantom fic was deleted from this website for having adult content. This was soon after NC-17 fics were no longer allowed and writers were transferring such stories to the R rating. Mine were actually mild in comparison to some. And yes, it made me very angry. So I wrote this, and never got along to posting it. But now, here it is! Please don't get pissy or report this, it's freedom of speech and really quite funny. Poor Erik and Christine can't even have proper sex anymore! O.O

New: Edited as of 1/8/09, fixed spelling and grammar errors, etc. Also added a bit more to Christine's rant, because it made me smile.

Dxxx Censorship!

XXX

The day was beautiful, the sun was shining brightly, no clouds were in the sky, and the air was fresh and warm.

Erik was leaned against a tall oak tree near the stream that ran through the park. Christine had her skirts pulled around her waist as she waded in the water, giggling as fish swam by and brushed her legs.

"Christine." He called, his voice strained with xxxx. Christine looked up and smiled, climbing from the water and moving to sit beside her husband.

"Yes, Erik?"

"Christine, come here." Tugging her onto his lap, Erik sighed deeply, pushing his hips against his wife and purring as his xxxx was pressed against Christine's xxxx.

Gasping in xxxx, Christine pressed her lips against Erik's, kissing him xxxx and tangling her hands in his hair.

Erik rolled Christine to the soft grass and moss below them, bringing his lips to her neck and xxxxing her xxxx.

"Oh Erik..." she purred, clutching at his head and arms, which caused Erik to groan deep in his throat..

Swiftly, Erik pulled Christine's dress from her body, tugging off his clothes as well.

Kissing her xxxx, Erik ran his hands over Christine's xxxx and whimpered. Christine pressed her xxxx against Erik's, clutching his back and xxxx.

Erik felt as if he could resist no longer, and with a xxxx he xxxx into Christine, crying out in xxxx.

Christine xxxx, clinging to Erik and pressing her hands to his xxxx. She couldn't get enough of this xxxx, and she sighed softly as Erik xxxx into her xxxx.

Sweat broke out over their bodies as they xxxx by the water, and Christine's xxxx body arched, her head flew back as she screamed in xxxx, her xxxx tightening around Erik's xxxx.

Erik xxxx deeply, letting his eyes slide closed as he moved faster. A few moments later he xxxx, xxxx into her once more and collapsing against her body.

Christine ran her hands through Erik's hair, brushing a kiss over Erik's forehead.

"That was amazing..." she whispered, kissing his cheek.

"Yes," Erik began, grumbling slightly, "but it would have been better if we hadn't been so terribly CENSORED."

Christine nodded solemnly as Erik sighed, closing his eyes and trying to drop off to sleep.

"Xxxx censorship, xxxx FFNet. They're such xxxx!" They just make me want to xxxx them all in the xxxx with a big rubber xxxx! If I could come face to face with those xxxx, I'd tell them all to go take a flying xxxx at a rolling donut, those xxxx-sucking sons of xxxx!"

"Christine, my dear... give it a rest. They deleted our smut, but we'll just go to AdultFanFiction and get our freak on."

Christine grinned, cuddling against Erik as they both fell asleep under the oak tree. Above them, Christine's father held his trusty baseball bat, more than prepared to bring his ethereal xxxx down to Earth to teach a certain group of webmasters a very valuable lesson.

FIN