The life and times of
retards!
My friends and I were just walking around San Francisco , when all of a sudden we are teleported to the dimension of hugging, loving, evil land of FULL HOUSE! How will my friends, Jo and Taylor and I get out of the 1990s? well find out!
At the townhouse of the Tanner residents, we landed in the room of Stephanie and DJ Tanner with a huge THUD!
"Ow! What just happened!" moaned Taylor
"I didn't feel anything"
"That's because you were dropped on your head too many times as a child Jo"
" HEY! JUST BECAUSE MY MOM WASN'T PAYING MUCH ATTENTON WHEN I DROPPED DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME, TAYLOR! ):"
At that moment Stephanie walked in and began to scream at the top o
if her lungs, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DAD, JOEY, UNCLE JESSE HELP ME!"
They all ran in and to their surprise saw some very fashionable urbanites lying in the middle of the pretty floor much dead.
"Oh my God it's the hobos again!" said Danny.
"Hey! We are sooo stylin'" I said
" Hey, are you people having a party, WITHOUT me" burst in Michelle in a VERY bratty way.
"No, actually we were trying find out what this people are doing here" said DJ.
"Long story short, were from 2005 and we are trapped in this evil TV show in the 1990s"
All of a sudden Jesse jumps in the conversation, " Wait a minute, we are not a TV show".
"Sorry to say, but you are." I said.
"Well, you know what…"
"What?"
" Your one of the most beautiful people I've met in my life." he said in a warm loving way. If I wasn't 18 I would of nailed his ass in court and become a millionaire. He then grabbed my arm and pulled me close to him . I hated this character, but being in the moment, I leaned close to him and we kissed the most loving kiss… EVER TO BE KSSED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
"Can we stop this before I barf!" said Jo, jumping around anxiously like a drunken baboon. We pulled away from each other and gazed into each others eyes. When I finally got over my self, I kick the bastard right in the balls and said, " never under estimate the power of a flower!"
"Well, that was cheerful." said Jo, " but, what you people DON'T know, is that your owned by abc , which is owned by one of the biggest pimps in the U S of A!"
" Who, Walt Disney ?"said Taylor
" No, Mickey Mouse!(:"
" Mickey Mouse is not the biggest pimp, Buggs Bunny is!"
" Hey" said Joey, " a girl as pretty as you should not be say such things" at that , he put his arm around Taylor and tried to what Jesse did, but was kicked in the balls to soon to even get any where near her.
" EWWWW! I'M ONLY 16 (not true , she's 18)YOU PEDOPHILE!"
"What's a ped-o-phile?" asked Michelle.
" well ,it's a man who loves little kids" said Jo.
" then is my daddy one?"
" does he touch you a lot?"
" no I don't and think you should leave now!"
So, we did leave and we conveniently found a new portal ( YES! FREEDOM FROM THE REATARDS!) and ended up in a new place, " To-to, I don't think we're in California any more…."