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Chapter 10


The Exchange Student

"Oh my." Ikuko said airily.

Darien had fall off the front steps and was laying in the dirt, unconcious.

"He deserved it anyways..." Serena said moodily and stalked into the house.

"Hi honey! Where've you been?" Kenji asked happily.

Serena mumbled in reply. She was throughly pissed off that everyone was in such a good la-di-da mood. Even her dad, who probably didn't notice that she was out with Darien all this time.

"Are you in a bad mood because of that Darien boy?" Kenji asked again, more forcefully.

Or maybe he did notice.

"Yeah Dad, he's outside right now." Serena turned to walk away, "By the way... he's unconcious."

With that Kenji stood up, joyful with the news. He raised his hands and ran over to Serena and gave her a bone crushing hug.
"Uhhh... thanks Dad..." Serena said.

"Oh honey, I'm soo proud of you! You beat up your first boy today! I bet if you're not too careful no one will date you until college!" Kenji exclaimed and Serena rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, .... right... well, I'm gonna go to sleep. Night Dad." Serena said depressingly. She slumped up the stairs to her room. Sighing all the way.

"Oh dear." Ikuko said once again.

"I doesn't matter honey! Serena warded off some boy! It's time to celebrate!" Kenji yelled, quite happy with a good turn of events (in his mind at least).

"Now, honey... We can't do that. We agreed to take care of this young man! Now pick him up and carry him inside." Ikuko commanded lightly.

"Nope" Kenji replied and tried to run for it. However, Ikuko hooked her finger through the belt loop at the back of his pants and yanked.

"Now you hear me! Pick up this young man and take him to Sammy's bedroom!" Ikuko glared menacingly at her husband.

Grumbling, Kenji picked up Darien mumbling "reminder to self, get pms medication for Ikuko"
Kenji laid Darien on Sammy's bed and was about to make a run for it when Ikuko stopped him, once again and made him take Darien's shoes and jacket downstairs to put inside the closet.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a muffled yell came through the door of Serena's room.

"Are you alright honey?" Ikuko fluttered outside the door.

"Just god damn fine mum. How 'bout you shoot me now! Quickly! Get it done with!" Serena yelled in exasperation.

"Um...no? Dear would you like to talk about it?" Ikuko asked hesitantly, not wanting to disturb the disturbed Serena in any way.

"NO!" the answer came with a yell, and something soft hitting the door. Serena broke down in her room, screaming in anger, once again, and crying like a wounded dog. She flung herself on her bed and buried her face in her pillow.

"Serena I'm coming in!" Kenji yelled. Serena sat up suddenly. Her dad never came into her room. She ran over to the door to lock it just as it swung open.

*WHUMPF*

"Sorry honey." Kenji said absentmindedly and walked into her room. Ikuko, however, ran intot he room and looked around.

"KENJI! Now you have to help me. This is your daughter remember?"

"But... honey... the game... half an hour?" Kenji said stuterring terribly.

"NO!" Ikuko said daggers doing a happy dance in her eyes, "Now, help her, and I'll attend to Darien, seeing as you won't" Ikuko finished, her face red.

"Yes dear." Kenji said submissively.


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Sorry folks, I've partially lost my mind. It'll be back sooner or later, perhaps by the time i actually have to write something serious in this fic! g'night

-Blaze of the Phoenix-