A/N: It might get less humour-oriented from now on… I mean, there has to be a serious scene somewhere in this, right? Anyway, it's still Romance/Humour so it'll get funny again!

I'm also adding a twist not long from now, and many of you may not like it, but trust me, it'll be good.

I've decided to do longer chapters. Yayness and whoop de do.

It will get more R ratingy from now on… oh wait… I meant M ratingy. Whatever.

(The second oOo is general p.o.v)

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and Co. If I did, Sesshoumaru would run around naked, Kouga's pelt would fly up, Miroku's bow unties mysteriously, and… um… Inuyasha's pants will come crashing down, I guess. .:shrugs:.

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Camping Out

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Kagome looked at Sango questioningly. Sango hesitated, wondering how to explain this to her, and decided not to tell her. Technically, this wasn't a lie.

Sango smiled and shook her head, but looked at Kagome pityingly. She didn't want to lie to her, but it was best thing to do under these circumstances. Kagome couldn't go home as they had just started a journey and Inuyasha would get even madder at her.

Anyway, what was the harm in it? Only Miroku, Kouga and Inuyasha got to get close enough to her. And Sango'd make sure nothing bad happened to Kagome, so it was all just peachy.

Sango sank back into her previous thoughts again. The aphrodisiac had another property. What's the use of one if the female isn't willing…?

Just then, Kagome made a sound which was somewhere between a gasp and a hiccup, and blushed furiously. Sango looked up at the sky. It had begun.

She groaned. And just when demons are loose on the land in mating season, their instincts telling them to find a mate and fuck them to death.

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"C'mon! Let's go back to the house! I'm hungry!" Shippou said, from his perch on Miroku's shoulder. Miroku agreed and began moving, but one and a half demons still remained. He looked back at them. "Are you not coming?" he asked.

They nodded and followed Miroku back to the lord's mansion.

The group arrived at their room only to find it cleaned out. The man entered and seemed surprised to see them there. "You haven't gone yet?" he asked, wearing a puzzled expression.

They all gaped at him. Talk about gratefulness. Their mouths were still open when they were pushed out through the gate, and Kouga was faintly reminded of how his parents had pushed him out of the den slowly, so that he would be thoroughly drenched on the way out. He thanked the heavens that there wasn't a waterfall here.

Inuyasha finally jolted out of his shock and began banging on the gate. "OPEN THE DOOR, YOU ASSHOLES! I SHOULDA RIPPED YOU TO PIECES AND FED YOU TO THAT NOODLE DEMON WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! TE -" Miroku and Kouga dragged him away before he could do any real damage and had to drag him all the way to the edge of the forest.

They finally set him down in a convenient spot, but he jumped up into a tree and sat there, muttering obscenities. Miroku shook his and disappeared into the forest to find some firewood. He knew Kagome'd cook some ramen when she and Sango'd get back.

Once a fire was crackling merrily in a ring of stones, Miroku, Shippou and Kouga sat around it. They didn't speak, just waited for the girls to get back.

They didn't have to wait long. Kagome and Sango were on their way to the house, but when they saw Miroku and the rest they appeared surprised. They walked to the campsite.

"Hey Miroku, why are you here? I thought we were going to stay there one more night?" Sango asked, pointing her thumb over her shoulder.

"The fucking shit brains kicked us out!" Inuyasha growled as he jumped down from his perch. He then made to sit down between Miroku and Sango, but something made him sit beside Kagome. He sat down cross legged, and inched as close to Kagome as he dared to.

Kagome had sat beside Kouga, who was also inching close to her. She didn't appear to notice, as she was chatting with Sango about some cute thing Kirara had done earlier that day.

Inuyasha and Kouga were now holding a glaring contest, Inuyasha occasionally flexing his claws and Kouga baring his fangs. Each of them wanted the other to just fuck off and leave them alone with Kagome, who was now starting to notice that it was getting unusually warm near her.

She looked to her left and right and noticed that she was wedged between the two. "Give me some room, willya?" she said, and pushed them both away. Inuyasha emitted a low growl and sidled closer to Kagome. Kouga stayed put, his face scrunched up as if he was arguing with himself.

Kagome gave Inuyasha a strange look and moved away from Inuyasha a bit. When Inuyasha looked as if he was about to sit in Kagome's lap, a large yellow-and-brown something swung by Kagome and swept Inuyasha off to the side, where he banged into a tree trunk.

Kagome sighed as Sango sat beside her, glaring at Inuyasha. What the hell was going on? Why was Inuyasha acting this way? She could understand Kouga's behaviour, but what was up with Inuyasha! He never declared undying love for her. He loved Kikyou. Kagome froze. Maybe that's why he was acting like this.

Anger rose up inside her, and her face turned an amazing hue of purple. "I HEARD IT'S VERY COMFORTABLE TO SIT UNDER A TREE!" she screamed at him. How dare he make a move on her thinking of that dead girlfriend of his!

She got small satisfaction after hearing the inevitable thud. Inuyasha groaned and rubbed his face which was smarting from the meeting with the earth. Kouga was smirking. He always enjoyed watching the butt-sniffer slam into the ground. It enriched his life.

He turned his attention back to Kagome, who seemed deep in thought. 'She looks very pretty when she's angry,' he thought. He then thanked the heavens again that his pelt was thick, but he had to struggle to keep from touching Kagome in certain areas. Even though Kagome was his woman, she would like him more if she thought he was sensitive and caring instead of a sex-deprived horny wolf.

Well, it's possible to be both.

Kagome's anger was far too much to be sated by a simple "sit". No; she needed much more than that. And maybe her sudden "newfound feelings" for Kouga would come in handy.

When the group usually camps outside, nothing significant takes place. They have food, talk, sleep, and then pack up and go ahead on their journey in the morning. But now, a change had taken place, even though no one except Kagome knew it.

Meanwhile, Miroku had taken advantage of Sango's distraction and to his joy, he found his hand on her butt. Sango glared at him. Miroku smiled nervously and said, "Honestly Sango! It's the cursed hand!" he gave his usual excuse, but Sango saw red. As she proceeded to slam him into the tree and make sure he fell on top of Inuyasha, she screeched "IT WAS YOUR LEFT HAND, YOU MORON!"

Kagome decided this was a good time to start making ramen, and she brought out a vessel and was about to set it on the fire, but Kouga put a hand on her arm. "Let me," he said huskily, and took his time taking the vessel from her hands. Kagome blushed. Inuyasha growled and lunged for the vessel, but Kouga was too fast for Inuyasha.

Kouga knew that childishness would only turn off Kagome, so he kept his cool. He knew she was at least a little attracted to him, and he meant to increase that to full-fledged love. He gave her a small smile and put the vessel on the fire, making sure that his armor rose a bit when he bent.

After he was done with that, Kagome smiled gratefully at him and put the ramen in. Kouga sat back, and thought. Suddenly, he grinned. "Is it me or is it getting hot in here?" he said loudly. Shippou nodded and said, "Yeah, it sure is! Even the water in the creek was warm!"

Kouga widened his grin. "I'm feeling too hot, guys. Do you mind if I…?" without finishing his sentence or waiting for their answer, he untied the straps of his armor and slid it off of him.

His grin widened even more, if that was possible, when he heard a small and sharp intake of breath from Kagome's direction. He made a big show of making sure that the armor was safe beside him, and looked up. Kagome was red in the face, and she was staring at his perfectly chiseled chest. And so was Sango.

Kouga wasn't overly worried. He knew Sango just appreciated men with perfect bodies, that's all.

But Kagome was staring even after Sango had turned away. Kouga bent and said, "You like it?" into her ears. Kagome shivered. Liked didn't even begin to cover it.

Kouga couldn't say anything more, however, as Inuyasha's spell had worn off and he kicked him in the side, sending Kouga flying over the fire and landing on Sango, who had moved there to sharpen her Hiraikotsu for the lack of anything else better to do. Kouga quickly sprang off of her, and apologized. Sango didn't seem to mind.

Inuyasha jumped over the fire too and was about to kick Kouga again, but Kouga fended off his attack by grabbing it with his hands. Inuyasha roared and unsheathed the Tessaiga.

Kagome eyes were only on Kouga, whose tanned body had hypnotized her. But when Inuyasha took out his sword, she shouted "Inuyasha! That's enough!" Inuyasha glared at Kagome, but put back his sword. His face was still red from when she had sat him.

"You escape now, wolf, but next time you'll not survive." He said. Kouga merely smirked at the cliché and ambled over to Kagome's side and sat down beside her again.

Inuyasha decided he'd take the risk and sat down on her other side. When Kagome didn't say anything, he relaxed, and thought about Kouga's strategic move. It seemed like a good idea, but if he tried removing his haori, he'd look like he was copying Kouga. So Inuyasha casually turned to his side to face Kagome, and inched a bit closer to the fire.

The flames started licking at Inuyasha's haori sleeves, and before long it caught fire. Miroku suddenly cried out. "Inuyasha! Your sleeves are on fire!" Normally, Inuyasha wouldn't even have flinched, but this was different. He jumped up and started beating at his sleeves half-heartedly, and, making it appear as though he was overheating, he quickly took off his top and the white under shirt.

"Inuyasha! Are you okay? Are you burnt?" Kagome jumped up and put her hands on his chest. As soon as she did, Kagome started blushing furiously and jerked her hands away as if they too were on fire. Inuyasha was red too. He hadn't expected any touching, though he wasn't complaining a bit.

It gave him enormous satisfaction to hear a low growl emanating from behind Kagome.

He turned his attention back to Kagome. "I'm not hurt. It's a good thing I took off my clothes." He said. Kagome was still blushing and she mumble "That's good," before sitting back down.

Kagome didn't know what was happening to her. She had seen Inuyasha's bare torso before, and it hadn't affected her then, so why now? She shook her head slightly and concentrated on taking down the ramen and serving it.

She handed out plastic chopsticks to everyone, and they started eating it. Even Kouga, who had seen them using the sticks was using it, and was eating it slowly, watching Kagome out of the corner of his eye.

Kagome just picking on her food, not really hungry. She had felt heat pool into her abdomen, and it meant only one thing. And it wasn't a potty break. She lifted her eyes and scanned the group. They landed on Kouga, and stayed. He had fisted his hand and was holding the chopsticks in a way that would have put a frown on any mother's face.

A single noodle was trapped between them, and Kagome watched with extreme interest when Kouga lifted the chopsticks to his mouth and slowly brought out his tongue to catch a drop of gravy about to fall off from it. After he downed the noodle, he licked the chopsticks as if this was the last time he'd ever taste it. Kagome unconsciously licked her own chopsticks, which were resting on her bottom lip, imitating Kouga.

She was still staring at him as he painstakingly finished the whole bowl. He then lifted the bowl to his mouth and was now licking off the last residues of the ramen. Kagome groaned slightly and dug her heels into herself. Control was the key, and the sight of Kouga's tongue and the thought of what other work it could be put to just wasn't helping her.

This was exactly what Kouga wanted, even though Kagome didn't know that.

All this didn't escape the eyes of a certain monk, who had a lecherous smile on his face. He looked at Sango, and licked the bowl like Kouga had. Sango continued eating her ramen, and Miroku gave up. 'Honestly, some girls can be so thick,' he thought and put his bowl down.

Unbeknownst to the poor monk, Sango had caught every moment of his and was trying to keep her face straight. 'Honestly, some men can be so full of themselves,' she thought.

They had all finished their food, and were now preparing to go to sleep. Kagome and Shippou snuggled together in her purple sleeping bag, Sango used her kimono as her blanket and slept on the ground, Miroku leaned against the large tree with his staff nestled in his arms, Inuyasha jumped up into a tree after putting his haori on, and Kouga used a rock to rest his head on and fell asleep.

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Kagome opened her eyes slowly. She wasn't in the forest anymore. She looked around her; at the rocky walls and unlit torches in brackets lining them. She sat up, and saw that she was on a purple futon. As the cover fell down her body, she felt her chest going cold. She looked down and saw that she was completely naked. She gasped and pulled the covers back up.

Just then, footsteps echoed down the passageway and into the room. It was dark; only a dim light permeated in the room from a crack in the rock ceiling. A figure entered the room, and strode over to where Kagome was sitting. Kagome looked up, and could make out that he wasn't wearing any clothes. "K – Kouga?" Kagome stammered, as she figured that the room was most likely a den, and Kouga lived in one.

The figure bent down. Silvery hair cascaded down on Kagome's shoulder as he crashed his lips roughly on hers. He brought his hands down and pushed the covers away; Kagome tried to struggle, but he was too strong. He forced her to lay back and he straddled her, and brought his face down to kiss her again. His head passed through the beam of light coming down, and Kagome saw golden eyes gleam in the moonlight.

She screamed.

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A/N: Huhhuhuhuhuhuhuh… Finally. I finished this chapter after having writers block for the longest time! Sorry for delaying! Okay, here's a question. Should Kagome be allowed to become a demon? I just wanted to know if it was a good idea or not. THIS IS NOT A HINT, OKAY!

THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED! I'M ECSTATIC!

Ooh! Can you see that? Kouga's pelt! It's flying! Quick! You all go and grab it! I'm sure it's very valuable! Meanwhile, I'll do the grunt work of finding Kouga, alright?

Egads. A rabid fangirl resides amongst us.