I found this story that me and Leisha wrote ages ago and it's so pointless I have to share it with you. Please review!
If you clicked on this fan fiction in hope of a predictable story, then read the title you drop kick. For this story has a random beginning, a random ending and quite a few random things happen in the middle.
It is a story about three very random little children named Rose, Santa and Mooney Bundleofair.
They were very happy in their random world full of chicken, paperclips and large purple balloons shaped as their parent's heads. They were practically raised by these balloons, until that dreadful day at the park – A sentence which means "a day which involved their balloons popping when they fell on the grass". On that day their balloon parents popped when they fell on the grass.
They were devastated and then rather randomly – A word which here means " strange and different as he is never out of the office and is always working "overtime"" – Mr. Hoe came along.
"I must get back to the err…office cough, yes got some paperwork to do cough…" said Mr Hoe.
The children exchanged glances – A phrase which means "tried not to think about Mr. Hoe and the secutary".
"I will drop you off at your new guardians house, Count Tooten" he said and the children sadly climbed into his Pimpmobile.
"Don't worry my siblings" said Rose to her siblings. "I'm sure theres a lot of things for you to bite, Mooney and Ralph magazines for you to read, Santa.
"Flook" said Mooney, which probably meant something like "Ahh, bugger off"
"I am not going to even attempt what you said Mooney, because I am busy reading my FHM" said Santa.
Mr. Hoe drove into the city where Count Tooten lived.
They arrived and walked up to the door which had a carving of a nose on it. Count Tooten opened the door and turned his shiny, shiny nose up at the three children.
First impressions are always right, so they knew straight away that Count Tooten was one ugly looking character .
"Krapola" said Mooney, which probably meant "You're one ugly looking character"
"Yes, I would like some of you're money" said Tooten using a sentence which means "give me all your money or I'll kill you all."
To this Rose replied "Mooney actually meant "do you have anything I can bite or I'll moon you"". Of coarse this isn't actually what Mooney meant but Rose thought it would be less polite to say that Count Tooten was hideous – a word which means "hideously hideous".
Mr. Hoe began to say hello to Count Tooten but instead coughed in his face, making his nose even shiner.
"Well Mr. Hoe, I can take it from here" said Count Tooten.
"Yes," replied Mr. Hoe "If you need me, I'll be next door with Justice Statis.
Rose was confused and asked Mr. Hoe, "didn't you have some paper work to do at the office?"
"Yes but cough, I must see Justice Statis as she has some important information for me cough. Then I will report to the office because the secretary suggested I work overtime cough". Err…goodbye".
Mr. Hoe waved Count Tooten and the children goodbye before running next door and disappearing into the house.
The three children giggled randomly but then remembered the situation they were in – A term which here means "remembered that their balloon parents had popped and that they were standing in their new hideously hideous guardians house and that they had truly turned over a new chapter in their lives."