Author Note: Hi! This is chapter six! I just want to say thanks to Satu Simpson for his/her idea for Starfire, because it was a great idea, and I never thought of that. I'm not going to say what the idea is, because I don't want to give away the story, but I'll say what it was at the end. If anyone else has any ideas, just tell me! OK, on with chapter six!
The Teen Titans are inside the television. Control Freak kidnapped Beast Boy, and the Titans split up to look for him.
Robin ran through the portal, and found himself in the golf channel.
"And Tiger Woods swings the club!" said the announcer. "Look how far that ball's going. Hey, what's this? It seems a boy appeared out of nowhere! He's going to get hit by the ball!"
Robin was unaware of the golf ball flying towards him as was wondering where he was. He was about to yell, "have you seen a green kid and a fat guy," but the golf ball smacked Robin in the head. He fell to the ground, and lost conciseness.
Cyborg ended up in Jump City's local weather channel. He started to look around when a man rushed over to him.
"You're on in thirty seconds! Get in your position!"
"Hey! I'm not a weatherman!" said Cyborg as the man walked him to the spot where he was to give the weather. "I'm looking for a small boy about this high, and a big guy named Control Freak."
"Three," said the cameraman, "two, one. You're on!"
Cyborg looked at the camera, and said unsurely,
"Uh, hi. I'm Cyborg… and the weather is… uh, partly cloudy, and, I'm looking for a green kid named Beast Boy, and he's with a man named Control Freak. If anyone has seen him, please…"
"Cut!" yelled the cameraman, "What are you doing? You're suppose to be telling people the weather, not asking if they've seen a green kid! I'm sorry, but you're fired!"
"Uh, I never worked here."
"Well, then you're hired. Now you're fired."
Cyborg rolled his eyes. That was a mistake.
"So you're rolling your eyes at me, huh? You can't roll your eyes at your x-boss! Hey everyone, get the weatherman!"
"CHARRRRRGE!"
"Oh boy," said Cyborg, and he ran for his life from the mob that was chasing him.
Starfire looked around in bewilderment. It seemed like she was in a cooking show, but it didn't look like the Tameranian kitchen she was use to.
She walked over to a man with a big white hat.
"Excuse me," she said politely, "this is a cooking show, yes?"
"Of course, dear," replied the chef. "But you must go now. My show starts in five minutes." Starfire watched the man prepare for his show. He took out big pots, measuring cups, and spoons. She started to ask,"Have you seen a small boy with a rather large companion? I am searching for them, for the boy has been kidnapped, and…" but the cook interrupted her. "Move! The camera is coming on. I will be on live TV in five seconds!"
He pushed Starfire away, and started talking to the camera.
"Hello! This is Cooking with the Chef, the show that teaches you how to cook wonderful meals! Today, I will be teaching you how to make lasagna. First, you need a pan big enough for a…"
Starfire was watching the cook from the sidelines. She was very confused, for she had never heard of lasagna, and it did not sound appetizing. "I must give these people Tameranian cooking recipes," she thought. "They will enjoy eating my alien food."
Starfire walked up behind the chef and looked over his shoulder.
"I have a much better recipe!" exclaimed a cheerful Starfire. "I will teach you how to make Spofnar, the meal of friendship on my home planet Tamaran.
"Wait! This is my cooking show," said the chef, "so I say what recipes the people will get! I have never heard of this Spofnar, and it does not sound very appetizing."
"Well," said Starfire, "then I will show you how to make Homemade Glorg. First, you must obtain the iced cream from the freezer, then go to the store of shopping and purchase sushi. Next, go outside and cultivate some fungus. Then you mix the ingredients in a bowl and…"
"No No No! This is not acceptable! Fungus and sushi mixed with ice cream does not sound like a healthy dinner!"
"Then perhaps you will appreciate the recipe of Tangnelk, the Tameranian meal of happiness!"
"No! You must leave my show at once, before I call the police!"
Not wanting to get into trouble, Starfire said, "Thank you for having me on your show of cooking!" and ran towards the next portal on the other side of the room and jumped through it.
Raven was not happy. She was being chased, and for something she didn't even do! After jumping through a portal to look for her lost friend Beast Boy, she realized that the portal she jumped through led her to the television show COPS. Because of the dark outfit and cloak, the police thought Raven was a burglar. As she was running, Raven saw another portal in the sky. She flew up to it, took a deep breath, and went through.
In a daze, Raven stepped out of the portal. A lady in a long gown handed Raven a dress. "Your name is Anna, right?" asked the woman. "I'm so glad I found you. The wedding started, and we need our flower girl out there! Hurry, get changed!"
"My name's not Anna, and I'm not a flower girl!" Raven exclaimed. But the lady started walking down the aisle.
"I guess I should put this dress on and be a flower girl," thought Raven. "Maybe I'll find clues to where Beast Boy is."
When Raven finished getting dressed, another lady handed her a basket of flowers.
"Now go down the aisle, and scatter them on the floor," she said.
Raven stood at the edge of the long carpet she was about to walk down. As she slowly walked down the aisle, Raven looked for clues for finding the lost Titan. Throwing flower petals on the floor, Raven wondered if she would ever find her friends and rescue Beast Boy.
Author Note: Yay for chapter six! That took a few days to write. Ok, Satu Simpson's idea was to have Starfire appear on a cooking show and give Tameranian recipes. Let's all clap for Satu Simpson! Anyway, thanks for reading, now review! See ya in chapter seven!
