Author Note: HI! This is chapter seven! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I've been REALLY busy with school and stuff, so I'm not going to be able to update as quickly as I want, but I know you people want me to update faster, so I'll try. OK? Good. Now, Chelsea had an idea for Robin, and I am going to use it! Yay! Like last time, I'll tell you the idea at the end of the chapter. Alright, here's chapter seven.
Robin slowly opened his eyes in a daze. Everything was blurry, so he blinked a few times to clear his vision. "Where am I?" he thought.
Robin heard a voice. "How's the patient?"
"I think he's waking up, sir." Replied someone else in the room. Robin tried to sit up, but he realized he was strapped down to a table, and he had tubes coming out of his nose.
"What's going on?" wondered Robin. "The last thing I remember, I was looking for Beast Boy, and something hit me on the head. Could it have been a golf ball? But that doesn't explain where I am. Wait a minute, I think I know what show I'm on! This is General Hospital! I remember watching their marathon with Cyborg."
Robin pulled the tubes out of his nose, and used his birdarang as a knife to cut the leather straps holding him down. Unfortunately, the doctor saw him.
"What are you doing! You are in no condition to get up now. You are suffering a concussion from Tiger Wood's golf ball!"
"But I feel fine," replied Robin. "And I really have to go look for my friend. His name is Beast Boy, and he's green. Have you seen him?"
"No. I haven't left this hospital in forty years! "All I do is care for sick patients, like yourself."
"Thank you, doctor, for helping me recover," said Robin, slowly walking to a portal on the other side of the room. "But I have to go." And with that, he jumped into the portal, and it closed behind him. "Wait!" said the doctor, "Don't you want your lollypop?"
Even though he had been kidnapped by a criminal and was being forced to train in the art of Ninjitzu, Beast Boy was having a lot of fun. He was finally in his most favorite thing on the planet, the television.
"Helloooo! Is anyone in there? Wake up!" yelled an angry control freak.
Beast Boy snapped back to reality. "What, I'm here!" he said.
"We must complete your training if you want to beat the Teen Titans."
"But I don't want to beat them! I am a Titan!"
"Not anymore! Now you're my apprentice! Hahahaha!"
Beast Boy rolled his eyes at the laughing Control Freak. When would he learn that Beast Boy would never fight his friends?
Raven wasn't having much luck at the wedding. There was no sign of Beast Boy
or control freak anywhere. "Where could they be?" she thought to herself.
Raven walked down the aisle and stood at the front of the room next to the bride.
"I have to use the bathroom." Raven whispered to the bride.
"Right now, in the middle of my wedding?" asked the bride.
"Yeah, it's an emergency." So Raven walked back down the aisle and into the changing room. She didn't have to use the bathroom, of course, but this was certainly an emergency. When no one was looking, Raven took off her dress, because she had her own clothes on under it, and ran over to a portal and jumped through.
Cyborg was running from the mob of weather people chasing him. As he was running, he tripped on a bunch of wires and fell on the ground. He was about five feet from the next portal, and the mob was gaining. Cyborg tried to untangle his feet, but he couldn't get the wires untangled. He started crawling towards the portal, but a cameraman grabbed the wires on his feet, setting Cyborg free. So Cyborg said, "It's been fun, but I gotta go." And jumped through the portal.
Starfire jumped through the portal at the cooking show, and ended up in a large white room that seemed to go on forever. "Where am I?" she asked out loud. All of a sudden, three portals opened in the air above her. Out the first came Robin, the second Raven, and the third Cyborg.
"Friends! I am happy to see you alive and well! I had a most unpleasant experience inside the television." Said Starfire.
"It can't be worse that what I want through," said Raven. "I was the flower girl at a wedding." "You were a flower girl?" asked Robin, with his eyes open wide.
After a moment of silence, the Titans exploded in laughter, except for Raven.
"I don't see what's so funny. I was looking for Beast Boy!"
"Sure Raven, whatever you say." Said Cyborg, trying to stop laughing. But the Titans became silent when they heard a familiar voice. "Hello Titans! Are you ready for the fight of your pathetic lives? Meet my apprentice, Channel Surfer!" Beast Boy and Control Freak appeared out of thin air. Apparently Control Freak had changed Beast Boy's name to Channel Surfer. "Now my faithful apprentice, attack the Teen Titans!"
Author Note: Yay! I finished chapter seven! Sorry if this chapter was kinda boring, but the story will get more exciting in the upcoming chapters. K? Good. Now, I want to say thank you to Chelsea for her idea for Robin waking up on General Hospital with tubes coming out of his nose. So thank you! I have no idea what General Hospital is, so I hope I wrote about it correctly. Well, that's chapter seven! I'll try to update as soon as I can. Chow!